Any other zoo keepers in the FFA that I don't know about?
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:42 AM
Why can't I feed the animals?
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:44 AM
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:44 AM
Why do the monkeys keep throwing things at me?
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:46 AM
Ever watch the monkeys do it?
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:46 AM
You have an incredibly innate talent for missing the point in every post you read. Congratulations, sir.
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:46 AM
Have the monkeys ever thrown poo at you? And if so, did you like it? Did you throw some back?
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:47 AM
Do you provide ladders?From May - September, you can feed the Giraffes at my zoo.
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:47 AM
I would like to put my foot through the internet and kick you in the balls for that.
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:47 AM
Ever watch the monkeys do it?
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:47 AM
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:49 AM
Ever watch the monkeys do it?
I have seen several species of primates engage in mating behaviors.
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:49 AM
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:49 AM
Ever watch the monkeys do it?
And did you ever take along a female zookeeper to watch them?
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:50 AM
What is the most underrated animal (based on observed behavior that the public probably wouldn't see)?
Most overrated? I always thought Gorillas were overrated. The ones at the Dallas zoo just sit there all day.
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:51 AM
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:52 AM
Why do the monkeys keep throwing things at me?
Usually they are bored or feel threatened. Great Apes are among the hardest animals to enrich as they are very intelligent and get bored easily.
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:52 AM
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:55 AM
InterestingWhy do the monkeys keep throwing things at me?
Usually they are bored or feel threatened. Great Apes are among the hardest animals to enrich as they are very intelligent and get bored easily.![]()
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:55 AM
What is the most underrated animal (based on observed behavior that the public probably wouldn't see)?
Most overrated? I always thought Gorillas were overrated. The ones at the Dallas zoo just sit there all day.
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:56 AM
Do you provide ladders?From May - September, you can feed the Giraffes at my zoo.
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:58 AM
What's your favorite animal?
Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:00 AM
Has any of your animals ever given birth to offspring with human faces?
Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:01 AM
Have you ever thought that you can talk to the animals?
Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:02 AM
Ever watch the monkeys do it?
I have seen several species of primates engage in mating behaviors.
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:03 AM
I saw this at the zoo once. It was very cool.If you get there super early, you can occasionally see some roaring and stalking behaviors, but they are few and far between.
Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:04 AM
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:04 AM
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:06 AM
What's the most dangerous animal to work with?
Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:08 AM
Can kangaroos really box?
Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:10 AM
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:10 AM
Is that normal lion behavior or is it at least in part because they are bored?What is the most underrated animal (based on observed behavior that the public probably wouldn't see)?
Most overrated? I always thought Gorillas were overrated. The ones at the Dallas zoo just sit there all day.
underrated: nocturnal animals. Not many zoos have nocturnal houses, but things like aye-ayes, tamanduas, galagos, bats, armadillos, etc are fascinating to watch in a well done night exhibit.
Overrated: Lions and Tigers. Male Lions sleep upwards of 20 hours a day. If you get there super early, you can occasionally see some roaring and stalking behaviors, but they are few and far between. Gorillas are actually very interesting if it's a mixed group. If they are all geriatric then you probably won't see much. If they have a good mix of young and old in the troop then their complex social and political dynamics can be pretty interesting to watch.
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:11 AM
not that I am aware of, but when I was at the San Francisco zoo, someone was caught trying to molest a cow on free day. I have many, many free day stories.
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:12 AM
How would a kangaroo trained to box fare against, say, matuski?Can kangaroos really box?
Sure. Animals can be trained to do many different behaviors. I wouldn't recommend it though
Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:13 AM
Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:14 AM
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:14 AM
Ever watch the monkeys do it?
I have seen several species of primates engage in mating behaviors.
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:15 AM
Why do the monkeys keep throwing things at me?
Usually they are bored or feel threatened. Great Apes are among the hardest animals to enrich as they are very intelligent and get bored easily.![]()
Yo! Little help, here?
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