Recent content by Mr. Retukes

Herman's Hermits and Freddie & The Dreamers, too.

Southern Baptists think Seventh Day Adventists are Satan-worshippers in disguise.

He is who we thought he was.

That's pretty harsh considering that he's been there for 7 weeks.

Just watch his final carry, where he plunged headfirst into the line and gained a whopping 2 yards. Guy fell over like a weeble.

Oh, I see where the Titans managed to mention Coffman in the Transactions section of their website. That doesn't change the fact that the Titans completely failed to remove him from the Active Roster. The page even says "Click Here For A Full Updated Bio"! Updated, indeed. :rolleyes:

That's not always the case. Sometimes the Elias Sports Bureau will issue an official stat change late in the week, but it will only affect certain services. (Most services finalize their scores on Thursdays, even if they are not 100% accurate.)

White WRs: punt returner no, punt gunner yes.

Huh. Maybe this guy was the Cowboys' best option after all.

Good thing our league's waiver wire doesn't run on Sunday afternoon.

Side note: I really hate when NFL teams are too lazy and/or too cheap to update their websites. (Coffman is still listed on Tennessee's active roster).

That run was so good that it went for 1 yard farther than what the box score said.

I think he was one of the guys on the Jedi Council in "Attack Of The Clones".

Don't let Tannehill throw another pass. No player in NFL history has ever had a perfect game before (with this many attempts). edit: :wall:

In a span of about 5 minutes he went from 1 catch for 11 yards to 3 catches for 144 yards and 2 TDs. Amazing.