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  1. Flying V

    Brouhaha at the dentist this morning over xrays

    So the problem isn't the dentists, it's the lawyers. I'm shocked.
  2. Flying V

    Deer Hunting

    What's so terrible about getting a little cold? I've hunted from a tree stand in 20 degree weather and still enjoyed it. Try hunting in Canada. Now that's cold.
  3. Flying V

    Who's Hottest: Brazilian Edition

    The one with the long hair and sexy butt.
  4. Flying V

    Pumpkin - Just Stop

    Pumpkin? Hell yeah! But nothing closer than 2nd cousins.
  5. Flying V

    Another good samaritan!

    PMS and handguns. That's one hell of a combo.
  6. Flying V

    Carl's Jr Builds A Wall Between US and Mexico

    A hard time? I'm about to run out of skin!
  7. Flying V

    Need Romantic Ideas for a Date Night w/Wife

    You can't beat the wisdom of Wong Ho.
  8. Flying V

    Epiphany: EVERY person here starts one new thread EVERY week

    "Excuse me Miss, could I get a screw? One that comes with a nut? Maybe you could also advise me on how to lay some pipe."
  9. Flying V

    Sweetheart Roller Skating Rink in Florida - photos from 1972

    She looks like Mary Ellen Walton.
  10. Flying V

    Man sets car & gas station on fire trying to kill spider

    Hopefully professionals who aren't afraid of spiders.
  11. Flying V

    Things You Don't Like About The Greatest Generation

    Turn signals. They either don't use them or leave them on all the time.
  12. Flying V

    Advice on Situation in Kid's Math Class

    That teacher sounds like a lot of the nuns I had in catholic school. Maybe he just needs laid.
  13. Flying V

    Shower Head

    You can bet she will be more specific when she needs you to pick up a pork butt at the store.
  14. Flying V

    What is Steven Spielberg's best movie?

    I'd completely forgotten he directed that. I loved that movie as a kid.
  15. Flying V

    How do I approach women at the gym?

    Wear short shorts and let your junk fall out "accidentally". A tattoo on your scrotum might help. Something like "I'm nuts about you!"
  16. Flying V

    If you saw a bowl of grey ice cream what flavor would you think it was

    Corpse.
  17. Flying V

    Austria and Germany Welcome Thousands of Refugees

    "We need food, water, and tents and those a-holes regift a freakin' statue!"
  18. Flying V

    Muslim flight attendant suspended for not serving booze

    Not when Little Melvin flies.
  19. Flying V

    Military getting soft?

    No one is getting their helmet between MY pillows!
  20. Flying V

    I know what's going on my Christmas wishlist

    That's still longer than the last three women I've been with.
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