A true story about owning more than one FF team. (1 Viewer)

[Tronic Son]

So I have co owned a team with a friend of mine for the last ten years or so and last year I noticed he seemed to be pretty excited about other players. So I'm like what is up? He says he joined another league. What? Why would you do that? ,I say. He says that he likes to win and it gives him more of a chance. Really? Ok, that is true I said, I may be pretty dumb but I can do the math. BUT. . .to me FF football is about being an owner/GM of my own nfl team NOT playing the FF lottery. I felt like I was Tony Romo finding out that Jerry Jones bought the Browns to "diversify his portfolio". The jaguars dont get to draft two different sets of players to make sure they win. So my friend wants me to help him with his other league this year too. I told him no way, if I won a championship by playin more than one team I'd feel like a pregnant whore. . .thanks for listening.

 

[PatsWillWin]

This is either an untrue story about owning more than one fantasy team or a true story about not owning more than one fantasy team.

Either way, COOL STORY BRO.

 

[Raider Nation]

 

[whatadai]

i fapped.

 

[Bruce Hammond]

If it's on the Internet it must be true.

 

[HurryUpSundays]

I feel dumber after reading this.

 

[C-Bound]

Is this a test? If so, I failed.

 

[Hoosier16]

So I have co owned a team with a friend of mine for the last ten years

to me FF football is about being an owner/GM of my own nfl team

 

[wiscstlatlmia]

I think this is going to be on next years SAT's lol

 

[Crusaderfan]

Your friend needs a new friend. You are strange.

 

[buck naked]

I cannot imagine the stories we would get if this forum was called the "Soft as a Grape" forum instead of the Shark Pool.

 

[offdee]

Fascinating stuff. Welcome!

 

[Zeff]

No way is this a true story.

 

[Annyong]

If it's on the Internet it must be true.

he's a french model

 

[shadyridr]

This may be the least riveting story ever told on the internet

 

[Warrior]

Add "brohans" in there somewhere and you'd be an exact clone of SWC

 

[Tronic Son]

Your friend needs a new friend. You are strange.

Yeah, this is prob true. . .my mom used to tell me that all the time cause I wouldn't go play bingo with her

 

[Tronic Son]

No way is this a true story.

Oh yeah it is. . .i lived it. . .and I've got the scars to prove it. . .scars of the heart :(

 

[Tronic Son]

This may be the least riveting story ever told on the internet

You are. . .

 

[ebcpastor2004]

If it's on the Internet it must be true.

he's a french model

bonjour! :needanemoticonwithaberet:

 

[VaTerp]

I'm not sure what is a bigger violation of man code-

Co-owning a FF team with another grown man (except in extenuating circumstances)

Getting "upset" that your "co-owner" has another team

Finding out your co-owner has another team because he's "pretty excited" about other players

Comparing yourself to a pregnant whore

Posting any and all of the above on a FF message board

 

[Multiple Scores]

Bath Salts

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

So I have co owned a team with a friend of mine for the last ten years or so and last year I noticed he seemed to be pretty excited about other players. So I'm like what is up? He says he joined another league. What? Why would you do that? ,I say. He says that he likes to win and it gives him more of a chance. Really? Ok, that is true I said, I may be pretty dumb but I can do the math. BUT. . .to me FF football is about being an owner/GM of my own nfl team NOT playing the FF lottery. I felt like I was Tony Romo finding out that Jerry Jones bought the Browns to "diversify his portfolio". The jaguars dont get to draft two different sets of players to make sure they win. So my friend wants me to help him with his other league this year too. I told him no way, if I won a championship by playin more than one team I'd feel like a pregnant whore. . .thanks for listening.

yeah, I've been there.this is how it starts......

 

[ConnSKINS26]

Start hiding money.

 

[Insein]

This may be the least riveting story ever told on the internet

It is a very big internet but I'm pretty sure you're right.

 

[CamelGod]

Wait... some people are in only one FF league?

 

[Mentos]

I enjoyed the dude's story.

 

[ExaltedOne]

Please change the title to "A true story about owning less than one FF team."

Thanks.

 

[Insein]

Please change the title to "A true story about owning less than one FF team."Thanks.

 

[bonesman]

Add "brohans" in there somewhere and you'd be an exact clone of SWC

You, sir, are dumb as a poop pile.

 

[donkeyb]

Please change the title to "A true story about owning less than one FF team."Thanks.

I cant stop LOLing at this comment. So true.

 

[donkeyb]

So I have co owned a team with a friend of mine for the last ten years or so and last year I noticed he seemed to be pretty excited about other players. So I'm like what is up? He says he joined another league. What? Why would you do that? ,I say. He says that he likes to win and it gives him more of a chance. Really? Ok, that is true I said, I may be pretty dumb but I can do the math. BUT. . .to me FF football is about being an owner/GM of my own nfl team NOT playing the FF lottery. I felt like I was Tony Romo finding out that Jerry Jones bought the Browns to "diversify his portfolio". The jaguars dont get to draft two different sets of players to make sure they win. So my friend wants me to help him with his other league this year too. I told him no way, if I won a championship by playin more than one team I'd feel like a pregnant whore. . .thanks for listening.

Did you ever stop and think your friend felt like half a man with only half a fantasy team?

 

[Sister Havana]

Wait... some people are in only one FF league?

 

[snellman]

I must be a total slut because I carry 10 teams not counting the draft and leave mock drafts I have done.

 

[dboysrock94]

That was 3 minutes of my life and 5 I.Q. points that I will never get back!

 

[coolnerd]

violation of man code-

What my wife thought

Wait... some people are in only one FF league?

What I thought

 

[Mr. Soup Nazi]

Bath Salts

:freaking hilarious:

 

[Tronic Son]

Bath Salts

That's just silly, I take showers. . .

 

[Tronic Son]

Please change the title to "A true story about owning less than one FF team."Thanks.

Oh yeah! Well my fantasy football team can beat up your fantasy football teams!

 

[Tronic Son]

That was 3 minutes of my life and 5 I.Q. points that I will never get back!

Man, that sucks, cause if it took you three min to read my story, you prob can't afford to lose 5 I.Q points

 

[Tronic Son]

I must be a total slut because I carry 10 teams not counting the draft and leave mock drafts I have done.

Yes. Better get tested.

 

[Tronic Son]

I enjoyed the dude's story.

Thanks man. I'm hoping to get it published

 

[Tronic Son]

This may be the least riveting story ever told on the internet

Like anybody could ever know that. . .Gosh!

 

[TheCommish]

So I have co owned a team with a friend of mine for the last ten years

Why would anyone co-own a team? If the cost of the league is prohibitive, then you need to find a league that isn't, and take sole ownership of that team.

 

[trogg78]

There needs to be a forum where I can find a co-owner.

 

[ATC1]

I co-own 4 teams with 5 different people. One league my team has 2 co-owners, another has 3 and another has 4. I am a majority owner in all of them but one.

 

[QuizGuy66]

I co-own 4 teams with 5 different people. One league my team has 2 co-owners, another has 3 and another has 4. I am a majority owner in all of them but one.

You're like the "Big Love" of fantasy football.-QG

 

[Ned]

i fapped.

 

[rizzler]

Bath Salts

Likely the only way to ease the pain, I agree...I feel for you, Tronic. Don't let these heartless FF team hoarding whores bring you down. They haven't felt emotion since their mothers left them for their parents' marriage counselor. Emotion makes us human. I'm here for you........... brohan.

 

[Shane Falco]

I co-own 4 teams with 5 different people. One league my team has 2 co-owners, another has 3 and another has 4. I am a majority owner in all of them but one.

You're like the "Big Love" of fantasy football.-QG