Attractive Babysitters (1 Viewer)

[RUSF18]

You're at work, maybe it's 15 minutes ago, and you open up your phone to the following texts from your wife:

W: I found a babysitter for Thursday. Looked her up on Facebook after we spoke. 

W: She is VERY hot. The blonde...

W: (image)

She was not lying or exaggerating. This girl is a 9.5. College student in town, originally from Georgia. Picture a 9.5 Georgia-born blonde girl and that is what she looks like. 

I've started and stopped typing probably 7 times already. Luckily she has an iPhone and I'm Android so no dots or "read" notifications. I typically have a lot of meetings so it's not unusual for me to be silent. 

How do you respond?

 

[PIK95]

I would ask if she is into her?

Followed by, meh she's alright.

Or if you have a son.  Junior probably won't care what she looks like.  Hopefully she's into Fortnight.

 

[bcdjr1]

It’s a trap.

Start hiding money.

 

[PIK95]

It’s a trap.

Start hiding money.

Not necessarily...maybe the wife is looking to experiment.  Don't discount it.  I hear it happens.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

also id either respond :dih: or “she’s not really my type”

 

[ChiefD]

1. May as well go rub one out and get that out of the way.

2. Then respond with this: "What time is she available so we can make our plans on time." 

3. Laugh at that response because that is nowhere close to what you WANT to reply with. 

 

[PIK95]

Update?

 

[General Malaise]

Marry her.

 

[belljr]

You're at work, maybe it's 15 minutes ago, and you open up your phone to the following texts from your wife:

W: I found a babysitter for Thursday. Looked her up on Facebook after we spoke. 

W: She is VERY hot. The blonde...

W: (image)

She was not lying or exaggerating. This girl is a 9.5. College student in town, originally from Georgia. Picture a 9.5 Georgia-born blonde girl and that is what she looks like. 

I've started and stopped typing probably 7 times already. Luckily she has an iPhone and I'm Android so no dots or "read" notifications. I typically have a lot of meetings so it's not unusual for me to be silent. 

How do you respond?

cool.

 

[belljr]

Mary her.

HOW DO YOU KNOW HER NAME?!#?!@?#!@?#!@?

 

[JoeSteeler]

Mary her.

tell your wife that there is "something about her"

 

[Drunken knight]

"is she qualified?"

"mrs. doughtfire booked again?"

 

[Wrigley]

I’ve seen this movie 

 

[PIK95]

What is the can situation on this 8.5 anyway?

 

[JoeSteeler]

What is the can situation on this 8.5 anyway?

picture Kate Upton but not as heavy

 

[Don't Noonan]

Where do you live again?

 

[General Malaise]

If I've learned anything from the movies, hide the video camera inside a panda bear.  

 

[Wrigley]

Make sure she catches you fapping 

 

[RUSF18]

What is the can situation on this 8.5 anyway?

9.5, get it right. And the only reason she's not a 10 is because they look small based on the one pic.

As for an update, I'm still silent. You know how when you're arguing with your wife/significant other, or you just had a bad day and something they did annoyed you, you have that voice in your head that says "Don't say it! Whatever you do, don't say it! I know you want to, but keep your mouth shut and definitely do not say what you want to say!!!"...?

I think I need another half hour or so to make sure I don't say it here. 

 

[Zegras11]

9.5, get it right. And the only reason she's not a 10 is because they look small based on the one pic.

As for an update, I'm still silent. You know how when you're arguing with your wife/significant other, or you just had a bad day and something they did annoyed you, you have that voice in your head that says "Don't say it! Whatever you do, don't say it! I know you want to, but keep your mouth shut and definitely do not say what you want to say!!!"...?

I think I need another half hour or so to make sure I don't say it here. 

Where the #### is this one pic?

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

based on the rom-coms I've seen, she's destined to fall madly in love with you. but don't worry, you'll all laugh about it in the end.

 

[Don't Noonan]

We need to see the picture in order to give you the best reply option

 

[PIK95]

9.5, get it right. And the only reason she's not a 10 is because they look small based on the one pic.

My bad, I was looking at the column with her Cranston rating, where she is a "Cranston 8.5"

 

[Jaysus]

Marry her.

lofl @ GBGM

 

[jon_mx]

Express interest in her references and then ask if she has an Instagram account.  

 

[RUSF18]

If I've learned anything from the movies, hide the video camera inside a panda bear.  

Back when we put together our baby registry, I remember arguing against the need for the monitor that you could view remotely from your phone. 

Somehow that was one of like three arguments I ever won with my wife. 

 

[Worm]

"Ok, as long as you think she can handle [name of kids]."

 

[TripleThreat]

-Sweet!

-You're right.  

-Let's make sure we have a bottle of wine for when we get home... 

 

[NotSmart]

Man, I hope your car doesn't break down driving her home.

 

[Brony]

"Does she have any Irish in her?"

 

[RUSF18]

I know she hates how overpriced babysitters are here so I chose to ignore the obvious and just went with a simple "glad that's taken care of (*). What's her rate?"

* - she was stressed at finding someone for a pretty random time so she could handle her own work thing

 

[mozzy84]

I would FB stalk her myself and then add the pics to a thread I started at FBG.

 

[xulf]

"If you like her, I'm down for whatever"

 

[otb_lifer]

set up an interview with her at the Wilton House 

 

[jon_mx]

I know she hates how overpriced babysitters are here so I chose to ignore the obvious and just went with a simple "glad that's taken care of (*). What's her rate?"

* - she was stressed at finding someone for a pretty random time so she could handle her own work thing

Pretty decent attempt at playing it cool and trying to show emphathy towards your wife.  I'll give it about a 30 percent chance at success.  Good luck. 

 

[gianmarco]

Start by just texting your full name to your wife. When she asks why you sent that, just respond with

"This is some sort of test for me, right?  I at least wanted to get my name spelled correctly for credit so that I can get something right"

 

[phandango]

How do you respond?

I'd text back, "Yes, it worked! See you Thursday." Then: "Sorry, meant that for someone else."

 

[mquinnjr]

I’ve seen this movie 

Hopefully this poor girl doesn't get her hand stuck in the garbage disposal.

 

[badmojo1006]

Is it Friday already?

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

WWAZRD

 

[RUSF18]

Pretty decent attempt at playing it cool and trying to show emphathy towards your wife.  I'll give it about a 30 percent chance at success.  Good luck. 

Well, I got an answer on the $. But it followed up a couple mins later with "No other comment?" 

 

[RUSF18]

I'd text back, "Yes, it worked! See you Thursday." Then: "Sorry, meant that for someone else."

 

[worrierking]

This thread has such great possibilities. Young hotties, bad divorces, kinky thoughts, Schtick, video cameras.  Somehow I know I will be disappointed.

 

[JuniorGong]

Well, I got an answer on the $. But it followed up a couple mins later with "No other comment?" 

I don’t care if you think she is hot or if you think she is ugly, what is most important is whether she is someone we can trust to watch our children.

 

[Worm]

Well, I got an answer on the $. But it followed up a couple mins later with "No other comment?" 

"Listen, I'd hire Kate Upton if it meant I got to spend a few hours out with you."

 

[jon_mx]

Well, I got an answer on the $. But it followed up a couple mins later with "No other comment?" 

Just go with "References?"

 

[Worm]

"Also, you know I prefer brunettes."

 

[AcerFC]

Worm doing good work in here

 

[AcerFC]

I missed the pic that @RUSF18 posted. Can you bump that

 

[belljr]

"I bet her ###### smells"