Disposing of Cooking Oil (2 Viewers)

[GregR]

I save it up and use it to burn witches.

 

[Bull Dozier]

I save it up and use it to burn witches.

What do you burn besides witches?

 

[ChiefD]

What do you burn besides witches?

apples?

 

[MikeIke]

What do you burn besides witches?

More witches!

 

[Timmay]

I keep it hot and save it until someone rings my doorbell and throw it in their face. Jevovah's, Mailman, or my favorite, girl scouts. 

 

[grateful zed]

otis's basement

 

[gianmarco]

More witches!

How do you know which witch is which?

 

[Mister CIA]

Use it to attract the ladies.

 

[Bull Dozier]

How do you know which witch is which?

Weigh them.

 

[Otis]

Yep, just keep pouring it down the drain.  That plumbing bill should only be about $5k, so no biggie.

No, you're right.  I blocked off some time for Saturday morning.  I'm going to spend weeknights collecting it in airsealed coffee cans and setting it in a temperature controlled container unit in the yard.  Come saturday I'm going to solder each of the cans shut, and paint them with an anodized coating.  That should dry within a couple of hours, at which point I found out about a specialty cooking oil preserve upstate, only about a two hour drive, so I'll drive them up there and fill out the paperwork to hand them off.  I've seen the light here, this isn't something to mess around with.

 

[Otis]

Sorry, I should add, forgot to describe the UV light treatment above.  There's that part too.  But man are the insides of the pipes under the ground beneath my house SUPER clean.