Bamboo Bill
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yes........ look at youthey are great before and after sex too.
yes........ look at youthey are great before and after sex too.
Hold on baby. Let me pull out my Pampers Sensitive wipes and clean my johnson rod off before you go to town.Odd. I'm a lay down and go to sleep type guyFor sure. I'm generally a hop in the shower type guy, but there have been few times I was too drunk and worried I might drown...no problem, baby wipe down and LOVEthey are great before and after sex too.
Nothing at all, Hoss. Unless you just came inside from mowing the lawn, I don't see the point of disinfecting my crank every time before diving in.Why does clean upset you so much, rugged man?what do you think chicks often excuse themselves to the bathroom before the deed.
some of us can't afford to buy that many wipes, guyyes........ look at youthey are great before and after sex too.
Shocked these haven't completely made TP obsolete by now.Whenever I go on vacations I HAVE to bring baby wipes now. People who DON'T use baby wipes on themselves disgusts me.
You can, but you have to....1. Buy the thinner, smaller ones.2. Flush 1 or 2 only at a time.The box will still say don't flush, but you can do it!Are we talking regular old Baby Wipes or those adult flushable ones? I don't think you can be flushing tons of regular baby wipes can you?
Yeah...not those 8 1/2 x 11 ones for projectile expunging pantry bandits. Small ones from Cottonelle, Charmin, et al.You can, but you have to....1. Buy the thinner, smaller ones.2. Flush 1 or 2 only at a time.The box will still say don't flush, but you can do it!Are we talking regular old Baby Wipes or those adult flushable ones? I don't think you can be flushing tons of regular baby wipes can you?
DEAR GOD NO!They work in tandem. Start with TP to get the chunks and until you see NO MORE streaks and then finish with a wipe or two until you definitely SEE NO MORE STREAKS. That way your box of wipes last longer and you cornhole can star in a pr0n.Shocked these haven't completely made TP obsolete by now.Whenever I go on vacations I HAVE to bring baby wipes now. People who DON'T use baby wipes on themselves disgusts me.
And tear them in half.You can, but you have to....1. Buy the thinner, smaller ones.2. Flush 1 or 2 only at a time.The box will still say don't flush, but you can do it!Are we talking regular old Baby Wipes or those adult flushable ones? I don't think you can be flushing tons of regular baby wipes can you?
Did you really have to paint the picture for us?Shame you can only flush 1 at a time - if it wasn't for that plumbing problem I'd use these almost exclusively.DEAR GOD NO!They work in tandem. Start with TP to get the chunks and until you see NO MORE streaks and then finish with a wipe or two until you definitely SEE NO MORE STREAKS. That way your box of wipes last longer and you cornhole can star in a pr0n.Shocked these haven't completely made TP obsolete by now.Whenever I go on vacations I HAVE to bring baby wipes now. People who DON'T use baby wipes on themselves disgusts me.
you freaks really have chunks stuck in your ### after you take a dump?Did you really have to paint the picture for us?Shame you can only flush 1 at a time - if it wasn't for that plumbing problem I'd use these almost exclusively.DEAR GOD NO!They work in tandem. Start with TP to get the chunks and until you see NO MORE streaks and then finish with a wipe or two until you definitely SEE NO MORE STREAKS. That way your box of wipes last longer and you cornhole can star in a pr0n.Shocked these haven't completely made TP obsolete by now.Whenever I go on vacations I HAVE to bring baby wipes now. People who DON'T use baby wipes on themselves disgusts me.
This will someday make wipes obsolete.Whenever I go on vacations I HAVE to bring baby wipes now. People who DON'T use baby wipes on themselves disgusts me.
Shocked these haven't completely made TP obsolete by now.
You get even more use out if you poke a hole in it and stick your finger thru. Each one lasts two or three trips.And tear them in half.You can, but you have to....1. Buy the thinner, smaller ones.2. Flush 1 or 2 only at a time.The box will still say don't flush, but you can do it!Are we talking regular old Baby Wipes or those adult flushable ones? I don't think you can be flushing tons of regular baby wipes can you?
There are some major freaks in this thread.you freaks really have chunks stuck in your ### after you take a dump?Did you really have to paint the picture for us?Shame you can only flush 1 at a time - if it wasn't for that plumbing problem I'd use these almost exclusively.DEAR GOD NO!They work in tandem. Start with TP to get the chunks and until you see NO MORE streaks and then finish with a wipe or two until you definitely SEE NO MORE STREAKS. That way your box of wipes last longer and you cornhole can star in a pr0n.Shocked these haven't completely made TP obsolete by now.Whenever I go on vacations I HAVE to bring baby wipes now. People who DON'T use baby wipes on themselves disgusts me.
Overall I agree that the use of wipes is beneficial. But once you accept that why would you insist on first smearing #### chunks all over your ### with TP, and then using a wipe to finish. Just use a wipe to start, more effective in every way.DEAR GOD NO!They work in tandem. Start with TP to get the chunks and until you see NO MORE streaks and then finish with a wipe or two until you definitely SEE NO MORE STREAKS. That way your box of wipes last longer and you cornhole can star in a pr0n.Shocked these haven't completely made TP obsolete by now.Whenever I go on vacations I HAVE to bring baby wipes now. People who DON'T use baby wipes on themselves disgusts me.
This. I have had to use regular paper 3-4 times in the past year and it really sucked. Butt wipes areThey are great for when you get that uncomfortable diarrhea butt.Once you have baby wipes, you're never sure how you ever lived without them.
avoids clogs. and to the 1/2 wet 1/2 dry process. "cutting" with rolled TP may be more economical, but there are better places to save pennies.And tear them in half.You can, but you have to....1. Buy the thinner, smaller ones.Are we talking regular old Baby Wipes or those adult flushable ones? I don't think you can be flushing tons of regular baby wipes can you?
2. Flush 1 or 2 only at a time.
The box will still say don't flush, but you can do it!
Economics.Overall I agree that the use of wipes is beneficial. But once you accept that why would you insist on first smearing #### chunks all over your ### with TP, and then using a wipe to finish. Just use a wipe to start, more effective in every way.DEAR GOD NO!They work in tandem. Start with TP to get the chunks and until you see NO MORE streaks and then finish with a wipe or two until you definitely SEE NO MORE STREAKS. That way your box of wipes last longer and you cornhole can star in a pr0n.Shocked these haven't completely made TP obsolete by now.Whenever I go on vacations I HAVE to bring baby wipes now. People who DON'T use baby wipes on themselves disgusts me.
Until somebody volunteers to shave my hairy ###, this is the way to go.you freaks really have chunks stuck in your ### after you take a dump?Did you really have to paint the picture for us?Shame you can only flush 1 at a time - if it wasn't for that plumbing problem I'd use these almost exclusively.DEAR GOD NO!They work in tandem. Start with TP to get the chunks and until you see NO MORE streaks and then finish with a wipe or two until you definitely SEE NO MORE STREAKS. That way your box of wipes last longer and you cornhole can star in a pr0n.Shocked these haven't completely made TP obsolete by now.Whenever I go on vacations I HAVE to bring baby wipes now. People who DON'T use baby wipes on themselves disgusts me.
Damn that's a tough one.Man, Ive been out of the wipes for awhile...Gotta get some freshies!Not sure which is better: baby wipes after a nice deuce, or blow dryer on the balls and taint after a shower
Indeed. Might be poll/thread worthyDamn that's a tough one.Man, Ive been out of the wipes for awhile...Gotta get some freshies!Not sure which is better: baby wipes after a nice deuce, or blow dryer on the balls and taint after a shower
Bejeeebus--y'all are killing us flushing those things. Work with a septic system one time and you'll learn real quick. You don't always see the problems with city sewage but working as I do in facilities I can attest to the issues waste water treatment plants have both with substance and chemicals. It all eventually comes back to you. Those incredible triple layer won't poke your finger through TP's? Not worth a damn--they never dissolve and clog up the system. You may think you're flushing it away to become someone else's problem but it all ultimately comes back to you if only in remediation costs.And tear them in half.You can, but you have to....1. Buy the thinner, smaller ones.2. Flush 1 or 2 only at a time.The box will still say don't flush, but you can do it!Are we talking regular old Baby Wipes or those adult flushable ones? I don't think you can be flushing tons of regular baby wipes can you?
You're among friends, it's ok to admit it here.I have some in the car to clean my hands when I go fishing or whatevers, but that's about it.
What do you guys do with all those used rubbers?Bejeeebus--y'all are killing us flushing those things. Work with a septic system one time and you'll learn real quick. You don't always see the problems with city sewage but working as I do in facilities I can attest to the issues waste water treatment plants have both with substance and chemicals. It all eventually comes back to you. Those incredible triple layer won't poke your finger through TP's? Not worth a damn--they never dissolve and clog up the system. You may think you're flushing it away to become someone else's problem but it all ultimately comes back to you if only in remediation costs.And tear them in half.You can, but you have to....1. Buy the thinner, smaller ones.2. Flush 1 or 2 only at a time.The box will still say don't flush, but you can do it!Are we talking regular old Baby Wipes or those adult flushable ones? I don't think you can be flushing tons of regular baby wipes can you?
what the what?At home I used my hand and a large slurpee cup filled with warm water after I go #2. Then dry with TP. Way better than moist wipes and cheaper as well.
Hahaha. Never shake a Filipino person's hand.I have since reformed to TP to start and moist wipes to finish. Way less hassle.what the what?At home I used my hand and a large slurpee cup filled with warm water after I go #2. Then dry with TP. Way better than moist wipes and cheaper as well.
No no no, I want to hear your old method. I have to know exactly what the hell you were talking about when you said "I used my hand".Hahaha. Never shake a Filipino person's hand.I have since reformed to TP to start and moist wipes to finish. Way less hassle.what the what?At home I used my hand and a large slurpee cup filled with warm water after I go #2. Then dry with TP. Way better than moist wipes and cheaper as well.
Filipino Tabo Method:1. Fill cup with warm waterNo no no, I want to hear your old method. I have to know exactly what the hell you were talking about when you said "I used my hand".Hahaha. Never shake a Filipino person's hand.I have since reformed to TP to start and moist wipes to finish. Way less hassle.what the what?At home I used my hand and a large slurpee cup filled with warm water after I go #2. Then dry with TP. Way better than moist wipes and cheaper as well.
Bump.What do you guys do with all those used rubbers?Bejeeebus--y'all are killing us flushing those things. Work with a septic system one time and you'll learn real quick. You don't always see the problems with city sewage but working as I do in facilities I can attest to the issues waste water treatment plants have both with substance and chemicals. It all eventually comes back to you. Those incredible triple layer won't poke your finger through TP's? Not worth a damn--they never dissolve and clog up the system. You may think you're flushing it away to become someone else's problem but it all ultimately comes back to you if only in remediation costs.And tear them in half.You can, but you have to....1. Buy the thinner, smaller ones.2. Flush 1 or 2 only at a time.The box will still say don't flush, but you can do it!Are we talking regular old Baby Wipes or those adult flushable ones? I don't think you can be flushing tons of regular baby wipes can you?
Did your ex know you did this?Filipino Tabo Method:1. Fill cup with warm waterNo no no, I want to hear your old method. I have to know exactly what the hell you were talking about when you said "I used my hand".Hahaha. Never shake a Filipino person's hand.I have since reformed to TP to start and moist wipes to finish. Way less hassle.what the what?At home I used my hand and a large slurpee cup filled with warm water after I go #2. Then dry with TP. Way better than moist wipes and cheaper as well.
2. Drop a deuce.
3. Wipe with TP to get chunks out.
4. Simultaneously pour warm water and scrub your ### with your free hand.
5. Dry off with TP.
6. Make lumpias to give to white coworkers that you hate.
We already know that all self-respecting adults should use toilet paper, but since respect isn’t enough to stop the adult babies from choosing to wipe their ### on “pre-moistened” and “flushable” wipes, maybe this will: according to a report in The Washington Post, wipes are responsible for a 35 percent jump in jammed pumps and clogged pipes in the Washington area over the last few years.
Adult wipers have also cost the Washington Suburban Sanitary Commission more than $1 million dollars because they’ve had to “install heavy-duty grinders to shred wipes and other debris before they reach pumps on the way to the treatment plant.” On top of this, officials in the District’s water and sewer agency have spent over 500 hundred man-hours in the last year “removing stuck wipes.” And this summer, after hearing complaints that toilets wouldn’t flush in London, a 15-ton “glob of wipes and hardened cooking grease the size of a bus” was discovered in a sewer pipe.
35 percent. $1 million dollars. 500 hours. 15 tons. You know what number is a lot less scary than all of these ####### numbers? Two. The number two—and using dry paper to wipe it—is a lot less scary.
But with “flushable” wipes making up 14 percent of the $4 billion “pre-moistened” wipe market, and with sales predicted to grow annually by 6 percent for the next five years, the Federal Trade Commission is now leading an investigation into the “flushable” label. Want to know what some guy at the FTC is doing today? Oh, he’s currently calling around and asking for data from wipe manufacturers and the wastewater industry because you just can’t get over yourself and wipe like a ####### grown up.
Finally tried it. Not a fan.
Not bad, butt not worth the fear of a finger poke through for me.
And why fear? I consider it lucky.Finally tried it. Not a fan.
Not bad, butt not worth the fear of a finger poke through for me.
How is there a higher probability of poke-through with these over toilet paper?
I didn't say it was a rational fear.Finally tried it. Not a fan.
Not bad, butt not worth the fear of a finger poke through for me.
How is there a higher probability of poke-through with these over toilet paper?
And why fear? I consider it lucky.Finally tried it. Not a fan.
Not bad, butt not worth the fear of a finger poke through for me.
How is there a higher probability of poke-through with these over toilet paper?