02-01. A surprising fact about turtledoves.
Long Ball Larry - A Do not have hard shells. - 3
scoobus - B Originally called tortoisecrows - 1
dino259 - C They don't actually make Dove's chocolate - 0
AAABatteries - D Often mistaken for pigeons - 0
Foosball God - E They are not actually the love children of turtles and doves. - 1
NotSmart - F Sadly, many unsuspecting people have lost a finger to a snapping turtledove. - 2
Worm - G They are, in fact, 0% turtle. - 0
ragincajun - H Turtle doves are closet Metallica fans - 2
@Long Ball Larry takes the group to school in question 1
02-02. Recipe that can be found in a cookbook written by maximum security prison inmates.
Bob Sacamano - Solitary Confinement Crockpot Chicken - 2
scoobus - Cigarette ice cream - 1
heckmanm - Festive toilet sangria - 3
Nick Vermeil - One Eye Open-faced Spam Sandwiches - 1
ragincajun - Toilet Soufflé with a saffron meringue - 2
@heckmanm's recipe really puts us in the holiday mood for question 2
02-03. Give an excuse why you can't go caroling this evening
dino259 - A Waiting anxiously for the next Quipmas release to rise from the Quipmas patch. - 2
NotSmart - B Oh man, I'd love to go Caroling - but even though she's super hot, I'm a married guy! - 1
Nick Vermeil - C Carol broke my heart in college. - 0
Worm - D Too busy soaking Mrs. Santa's walls. - 2
Long Ball Larry - E I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car… - 1
heckmanm - F Worn out from Bobbing, Tedding and Alice-ing last night - 1
Bob Sacamano - G Already going Racheling. - 1
AAABatteries - H I sing like William Hung - 1
@dino259 and
@Worm each kiss their sister after they get done with Carol on question 3. Shoutouts to AAAB:
my link.