that's like the great wall of china, that thing.Today is #7’s birthday. I measure them on a wall and we ooh and ahhh over how much they’ve grown. She grew about 2 inches last year, from 11-12. But from 10-11 she grew almost 6 inches. #9 was hanging out with us and says “I can’t wait til I hit my growth sperm”
More like thisthat's like the great wall of china, that thing.Today is #7’s birthday. I measure them on a wall and we ooh and ahhh over how much they’ve grown. She grew about 2 inches last year, from 11-12. But from 10-11 she grew almost 6 inches. #9 was hanging out with us and says “I can’t wait til I hit my growth sperm”
That sounds a lot like a popular dish around here: buskettiNot spoken, but got some school work from the week back yesterday and 1st grade daughter listed “spugedy” as her favorite food
Do we know what that is?Not spoken, but got some school work from the week back yesterday and 1st grade daughter listed “spugedy” as her favorite food
I don't think you thought this through.Me: That’s fine, If you are gonna dress up then I will go as something that’s really embarrassing for you.
She’s nowhere near too old to dress up.Talking to my 11 year old daughter tonight. She will be 12 in July and is at that age where she is in that pre-teen stage. :X
Anyway, for some reason we were talking about Halloween tonight. We tell her she is almost too old to dress up. She insists she wants to anyway. So:
Me: That’s fine, If you are gonna dress up then I will go as something that’s really embarrassing for you.
Her: You are gonna go as yourself?
Me:
Just realized I had something to put in here. These are from the last two days.
1) #11 (6yo boy): in a zombie apocalypse I’m going to…
Me: well we don’t have to worry about that
11: we don’t have to worry about that…yet
join the club, kidBack at our house after the Easter church service, and my wife and DIL are looking at the family pic taken at church. My wife comments to our attractive, but not well-endowed, DIL "it looks like you have b00bs." Nearby was our DIL's 5yo son (still innocent of such things, I believe) who cheerfully states "I want to see b00bs!"
when Floppinho was 3, we introduced him to his new baby-sitter- wonderful young woman from T&T. after shyly moving away from behind my back to say hi, he stops in his tracks and yells out "BIG BOOBIES- BIG BOOBIES!!" and moves in for a two handed grab.Back at our house after the Easter church service, and my wife and DIL are looking at the family pic taken at church. My wife comments to our attractive, but not well-endowed, DIL "it looks like you have b00bs." Nearby was our DIL's 5yo son (still innocent of such things, I believe) who cheerfully states "I want to see b00bs!"
Probably not a good time to introduce him to Night of the Living Dead.Update on our zombie problem. You will be relieved to know that #11 (6yo b) has installed a force field around our house, from tree to tree, that causes any part that crosses the line to explode. He is concerned about our dog walking into on accident.
forgot all about this12yo floppinho tends to talk really fast... often hard for us to understand what he says, which frustrates him.
says something like "byute", so we ask ..huh?
- you know- mute.
and while saying it covers his eyes with both hands
- MUTE
I barely see my 14yo. :(I miss this thread. I now have a sarcastic almost 17 year old...... Shes a good kid and we have the same sense of humor but now shes also in im a quiet teen mode.....
2 year old, pointing to his tow truck: I want my hooker.
Me: that's called a tow truck buddy.
Son: no dad. It's a hooker. I want my hooker.
My son said some funny #### when he was a kid. My wife was a strict disciplinarian and for some reason my son appreciated it, even as a child. When he was about 3 I asked him who his favorite was, and why. His response, which I wrote down word for word - “My Mom, because when I’m bad she be’s bad back.”
Living out every husband's fantasy.Over the last 3 days I saw like 100 Tweets of Prince Louis doing stuff at the Queens Jubilee celebration. In like 99 of them, he was doing something cute or funny.
Naturally this is the one that went viral.
Living out every husband's fantasy.