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'St. Louis Bob said:
'RudiStein said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
For Bobby Sac., This was taken from our company seats.
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I wish I had been the one to come up with that Voodoo Power Bracelets bull ####.
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Yeah, people are stupid.
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Last night the wife and I were at the mall (buying her Mother's Day present from our boys...don't ask). We were walking by one of the kiosks and some gawky looking kid in his older brother's confirmation suit tried to wave me over like a carnival barker with priapism. I thought he was trying to sell me a cell phone/plan. I ignored him. It was only on the way out that I noticed he was selling those bracelets. I told my wife "If I had known what he was selling I would have gone over." Next time I'm there I'll let them give me the balance demonstration but when they do that "look how easy I can tip you over" thing I'm going to fling myself about 20 feet across the tile.

 
'RudiStein said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'RudiStein said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
For Bobby Sac., This was taken from our company seats.
Click to expand...
I wish I had been the one to come up with that Voodoo Power Bracelets bull ####.
Click to expand...
Yeah, people are stupid.
Click to expand...
Last night the wife and I were at the mall (buying her Mother's Day present from our boys...don't ask). We were walking by one of the kiosks and some gawky looking kid in his older brother's confirmation suit tried to wave me over like a carnival barker with priapism. I thought he was trying to sell me a cell phone/plan. I ignored him. It was only on the way out that I noticed he was selling those bracelets. I told my wife "If I had known what he was selling I would have gone over." Next time I'm there I'll let them give me the balance demonstration but when they do that "look how easy I can tip you over" thing I'm going to fling myself about 20 feet across the tile.
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:youtube:
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'RudiStein said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'RudiStein said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
For Bobby Sac., This was taken from our company seats.
Click to expand...
I wish I had been the one to come up with that Voodoo Power Bracelets bull ####.
Click to expand...
Yeah, people are stupid.
Click to expand...
Last night the wife and I were at the mall (buying her Mother's Day present from our boys...don't ask). We were walking by one of the kiosks and some gawky looking kid in his older brother's confirmation suit tried to wave me over like a carnival barker with priapism. I thought he was trying to sell me a cell phone/plan. I ignored him. It was only on the way out that I noticed he was selling those bracelets. I told my wife "If I had known what he was selling I would have gone over." Next time I'm there I'll let them give me the balance demonstration but when they do that "look how easy I can tip you over" thing I'm going to fling myself about 20 feet across the tile.
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:youtube:
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Good goat thinking.
 
'RudiStein said:
Last night the wife and I were at the mall (buying her Mother's Day present from our boys...don't ask). We were walking by one of the kiosks and some gawky looking kid in his older brother's confirmation suit tried to wave me over like a carnival barker with priapism.
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I find it is best to treat those folks as if I were training a dog. Short words spoken in a firm voice work well.Usually "NO", but sometimes"STOP", or"STAY", orand very occasionally, "SIT"It always works, and you will actually see them put their tail between their legs and turn away in shame when they catch you walking back in the opposite direction.
 
'Jaysus said:
'RudiStein said:
Last night the wife and I were at the mall (buying her Mother's Day present from our boys...don't ask). We were walking by one of the kiosks and some gawky looking kid in his older brother's confirmation suit tried to wave me over like a carnival barker with priapism.
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I find it is best to treat those folks as if I were training a dog. Short words spoken in a firm voice work well.Usually "NO", but sometimes"STOP", or"STAY", orand very occasionally, "SIT"It always works, and you will actually see them put their tail between their legs and turn away in shame when they catch you walking back in the opposite direction.
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greatnow I have the urge to go up to one of these guys and yellPLAY DEAD!
 
'gollum said:
'Jaysus said:
'RudiStein said:
Last night the wife and I were at the mall (buying her Mother's Day present from our boys...don't ask). We were walking by one of the kiosks and some gawky looking kid in his older brother's confirmation suit tried to wave me over like a carnival barker with priapism.
Click to expand...
I find it is best to treat those folks as if I were training a dog. Short words spoken in a firm voice work well.Usually "NO", but sometimes"STOP", or"STAY", orand very occasionally, "SIT"It always works, and you will actually see them put their tail between their legs and turn away in shame when they catch you walking back in the opposite direction.
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greatnow I have the urge to go up to one of these guys and yellPLAY DEAD!
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or sic balls
 
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