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Lavar Arrington goes off on Portis (1 Viewer)

Listening now. Realtime paraphrase follows...

I was a great teammate. I gave money back so we could win.

I was NOT benched. I was injured. I was a star.

I was a great teammate. I gave money back.

I'm not about money. I gave MONEY back. RECOGNIZE!

I'm a leader. I made a LOT OF MONEY!!! I'm not about money. MONEY!!! Leader!!! ME!!!!

Deion...Bruce...Darrell...those guys were great. I learned from them. I was GREAT!!!

It's not about the contract! I have LOTS OF MONEY! I was injured. MONEY!

I made great plays. Concussion!!! I played hurt. I played for the fans.

Actions, not talk. I led with action. You talk or you do. Do.

Football is life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have respect for history. Never spit on history. Me!

I would NEVER dress up as a fairy!

It's not about publicity. It's not about money.

It's about pride and history. It's about action.

Attention whores suck. I'm not about attention.

Let me tell you a story about ME!

My contract was SO big and I was SO important that I had to come to the rescue for the Redskins!

But I was selfish. I wanted my money.

But my teammates set me straight.

I restructured.

I gave the management hell. I am proud. It's about me.

I did not restructure. I misspoke.

They bought me out for millions, and I walked away.

How dare Clinton Portis say I walked away!

That is NOT what happened. I was a leader! Me!

I am OUT!

You can't make this #### up.

 
Listening now. Realtime paraphrase follows...I was a great teammate. I gave money back so we could win.I was NOT benched. I was injured. I was a star.I was a great teammate. I gave money back.I'm not about money. I gave MONEY back. RECOGNIZE!I'm a leader. I made a LOT OF MONEY!!! I'm not about money. MONEY!!! Leader!!! ME!!!!Deion...Bruce...Darrell...those guys were great. I learned from them. I was GREAT!!!It's not about the contract! I have LOTS OF MONEY! I was injured. MONEY!I made great plays. Concussion!!! I played hurt. I played for the fans.Actions, not talk. I led with action. You talk or you do. Do.Football is life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I have respect for history. Never spit on history. Me!I would NEVER dress up as a fairy!It's not about publicity. It's not about money.It's about pride and history. It's about action.Attention whores suck. I'm not about attention.Let me tell you a story about ME!My contract was SO big and I was SO important that I had to come to the rescue for the Redskins!But I was selfish. I wanted my money.But my teammates set me straight.I restructured.I gave the management hell. I am proud. It's about me.I did not restructure. I misspoke.They bought me out for millions, and I walked away.How dare Clinton Portis say I walked away!That is NOT what happened. I was a leader! Me!I am OUT!You can't make this #### up.
You forgot...(very paraphrased version for effect)It's not about me, it's about the kids! The message to send the kids.I want to show them how to play the game. See, I got a concussion. Knocked out!I was knocked out and taken to the locker room.But I got up. Yes, I did. I got up and went back in and played in that game.And I got an interception and some say it was the biggest play ever.This stuff is pure comedy. How many times can one person contradict themselves in one sitting?
 
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Listening now. Realtime paraphrase follows...I was a great teammate. I gave money back so we could win.I was NOT benched. I was injured. I was a star.I was a great teammate. I gave money back.I'm not about money. I gave MONEY back. RECOGNIZE!I'm a leader. I made a LOT OF MONEY!!! I'm not about money. MONEY!!! Leader!!! ME!!!!Deion...Bruce...Darrell...those guys were great. I learned from them. I was GREAT!!!It's not about the contract! I have LOTS OF MONEY! I was injured. MONEY!I made great plays. Concussion!!! I played hurt. I played for the fans.Actions, not talk. I led with action. You talk or you do. Do.Football is life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I have respect for history. Never spit on history. Me!I would NEVER dress up as a fairy!It's not about publicity. It's not about money.It's about pride and history. It's about action.Attention whores suck. I'm not about attention.Let me tell you a story about ME!My contract was SO big and I was SO important that I had to come to the rescue for the Redskins!But I was selfish. I wanted my money.But my teammates set me straight.I restructured.I gave the management hell. I am proud. It's about me.I did not restructure. I misspoke.They bought me out for millions, and I walked away.How dare Clinton Portis say I walked away!That is NOT what happened. I was a leader! Me!I am OUT!You can't make this #### up.
The Lavar we know and love.
 
First read this thread late last night and 17 minutes seemed a bit much, but after reading some of these posts I might have to go ahead after all lol.

 
Listening now. Realtime paraphrase follows...I was a great teammate. I gave money back so we could win.I was NOT benched. I was injured. I was a star.I was a great teammate. I gave money back.I'm not about money. I gave MONEY back. RECOGNIZE!I'm a leader. I made a LOT OF MONEY!!! I'm not about money. MONEY!!! Leader!!! ME!!!!Deion...Bruce...Darrell...those guys were great. I learned from them. I was GREAT!!!It's not about the contract! I have LOTS OF MONEY! I was injured. MONEY!I made great plays. Concussion!!! I played hurt. I played for the fans.Actions, not talk. I led with action. You talk or you do. Do.Football is life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I have respect for history. Never spit on history. Me!I would NEVER dress up as a fairy!It's not about publicity. It's not about money.It's about pride and history. It's about action.Attention whores suck. I'm not about attention.Let me tell you a story about ME!My contract was SO big and I was SO important that I had to come to the rescue for the Redskins!But I was selfish. I wanted my money.But my teammates set me straight.I restructured.I gave the management hell. I am proud. It's about me.I did not restructure. I misspoke.They bought me out for millions, and I walked away.How dare Clinton Portis say I walked away!That is NOT what happened. I was a leader! Me!I am OUT!You can't make this #### up.
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