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Locked out of my house (1 Viewer)

I don't know if it would work, but maybe you could drill the doorhandle out and replace the door handle once you get in. The only concern would be that somebody would call the cops on you.

 
Do you have an attic with any gable vents? A gable vent is event that is on the peak side of the house. If the vent is big enough, you could get a ladder and get up there and tear it off the house maybe.

 
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Or just tunnel underneath the ground, bring a jackhammer with you into the hole, and bust through the floor of the basement.

 
Train a mouse to unlock doors, find a dryer vent and place the mouse in the dryer vent with detailed directions on how to get to your front door lock.

 
Do you need a new roof? Have the roofing company come out, rip the shingles off and pull one piece of the 4 x 8 plywood off the rafters. Drop down into the attic and you're in!

 
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Interesting rules out in Kali regarding locksmiths:

6980.55. (a) Any locksmith who knowingly and willfully opens any
residence, or commercial establishment for another by any method
involving an on-site inspection of a door or entrance, whether or not
for compensation, shall obtain the street address of the residence
or commercial establishment, and the signature of the person for whom
the residence or commercial establishment was opened on a work order
form. The following information regarding the person requesting
entry to the residence or commercial property shall be recorded on a
work order form:
(1) Name.
(2) Address.
(3) Telephone Number.
(4) Date of Birth.
(5) Driver's license or identification number. A copy of each work
order form shall be retained for two years, shall include the name
and license number of the locksmith performing the service, and shall
be open for inspection by any peace officer or by the bureau during
business hours or submitted to the bureau upon request.
(b) Any locksmith who makes keys capable of opening a motor
vehicle or personal property registered under the Vehicle Code for
another by any method, whether or not for compensation, shall obtain
the name, date of birth, and driver's license number or
identification number of the person requesting entrance, and the
registration or identification number of the vehicle or personal
property registered under the Vehicle Code for which entrance is
requested. This information together with the date the service was
performed, and the signature of the person requesting entrance, shall
be set forth on a work order. A copy of each work order form shall
be retained for two years, shall include the license number of the
locksmith performing the service, and shall be open for inspection by
a peace officer or by the bureau during business hours or submitted
to the bureau upon request.
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Call Rick Moranis and ask him if he still has the shrink ray from Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Get real small, and climb through any of the fence on the side of the house.

 
johnnycakes said:
Interesting rules out in Kali regarding locksmiths:

6980.55. (a) Any locksmith who knowingly and willfully opens any

residence, or commercial establishment for another by any method

involving an on-site inspection of a door or entrance, whether or not

for compensation, shall obtain the street address of the residence

or commercial establishment, and the signature of the person for whom

the residence or commercial establishment was opened on a work order

form. The following information regarding the person requesting

entry to the residence or commercial property shall be recorded on a

work order form:

(1) Name.

(2) Address.

(3) Telephone Number.

(4) Date of Birth.

(5) Driver's license or identification number. A copy of each work

order form shall be retained for two years, shall include the name

and license number of the locksmith performing the service, and shall

be open for inspection by any peace officer or by the bureau during

business hours or submitted to the bureau upon request.

(b) Any locksmith who makes keys capable of opening a motor

vehicle or personal property registered under the Vehicle Code for

another by any method, whether or not for compensation, shall obtain

the name, date of birth, and driver's license number or

identification number of the person requesting entrance, and the

registration or identification number of the vehicle or personal

property registered under the Vehicle Code for which entrance is

requested. This information together with the date the service was

performed, and the signature of the person requesting entrance, shall

be set forth on a work order. A copy of each work order form shall

be retained for two years, shall include the license number of the

locksmith performing the service, and shall be open for inspection by

a peace officer or by the bureau during business hours or submitted

to the bureau upon request.
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:shrug: Seems pretty basic and reasonable to me.
 
Ignoramus said:
johnnycakes said:
Interesting rules out in Kali regarding locksmiths:

6980.55. (a) Any locksmith who knowingly and willfully opens any

residence, or commercial establishment for another by any method

involving an on-site inspection of a door or entrance, whether or not

for compensation, shall obtain the street address of the residence

or commercial establishment, and the signature of the person for whom

the residence or commercial establishment was opened on a work order

form. The following information regarding the person requesting

entry to the residence or commercial property shall be recorded on a

work order form:

(1) Name.

(2) Address.

(3) Telephone Number.

(4) Date of Birth.

(5) Driver's license or identification number. A copy of each work

order form shall be retained for two years, shall include the name

and license number of the locksmith performing the service, and shall

be open for inspection by any peace officer or by the bureau during

business hours or submitted to the bureau upon request.

(b) Any locksmith who makes keys capable of opening a motor

vehicle or personal property registered under the Vehicle Code for

another by any method, whether or not for compensation, shall obtain

the name, date of birth, and driver's license number or

identification number of the person requesting entrance, and the

registration or identification number of the vehicle or personal

property registered under the Vehicle Code for which entrance is

requested. This information together with the date the service was

performed, and the signature of the person requesting entrance, shall

be set forth on a work order. A copy of each work order form shall

be retained for two years, shall include the license number of the

locksmith performing the service, and shall be open for inspection by

a peace officer or by the bureau during business hours or submitted

to the bureau upon request.
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:shrug: Seems pretty basic and reasonable to me.
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If the OP doesn't have any ID (or doesn't drive), he would seem to be SOL in Kaliphornia, though.

 
We are flying on the same plane from Monterey to Phoenix this afternoon. New plan is we are hoping the keys are still in the seat back of 7D or 7F

 
Maybe you'll get lucky and your house was robbed while you were away and the robber left a door open?

 
Sliding glass door...pop it off the track. It'll take sone doing but enough pressure up you can get it of the track

 
the moops said:
We are flying on the same plane from Monterey to Phoenix this afternoon. New plan is we are hoping the keys are still in the seat back of 7D or 7F
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A new window has to be cheaper than buying last minute airline flights just to search the plane, hoping to find your keys.

 
James Daulton said:
Who loses their house keys?
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Had a crabby kid on the plane and wife and I were in different rows. I had my 3 year old next to me, she had the 1 year old in lap behind me. She passed the kid to me at one point and we were looking for things to entertain him. Keys were tried. Keys were forgotten. :shrug:
 
3C said:
jon_mx said:
Has no one ever opened a door with a credit card? I think you all would be shocked how easy it is.
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Some doors are easier than others. Exterior doors (newer ones) have the separate part of the latch that doesn't slide back when a CC is inserted. Also if a door seats really tightly against the jamb like mine does you're not getting a CC in there.
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You can still get them...I've never not been able to get into just a handle lock when I have the right tools. Usually a credit card, sometimes you need a big screw driver for leverage. You can pry the door frame out a smidge to get to the angled part of the latch if it's really tight. I've also used fishing line to get the latch partially pulled back before I go in with the card.

We don't even lock our handle latch anymore. Just the bolt lock.

FWIW, if I was faced with your scenario, I'd totally bust the handle lock and get in that way. It'll be way cheaper than a window to replace, and you can do it yourself. You should probably have it re-keyed if you just bought it anyway. No telling what copies are floating around. That's common practice.

 
quantum physics predict if you walk into the door enough times, eventually you'll pass right through.

 
I cant believe that breaking a window isnt the best option. Dont break a small one that is sometimes located on either side of the door. Break one in which the frame is removable. Take the frame to a hardware store and have new glass put on.

 
Did you calling try the airline? Maybe they are in a lost & found in either the city you are flying from or to. It is worth a try...

 
Cjw_55106 said:
I cant believe that breaking a window isnt the best option. Dont break a small one that is sometimes located on either side of the door. Break one in which the frame is removable. Take the frame to a hardware store and have new glass put on. Then call the cops and tell them someone broke into your house. Make sure to claim a bunch of jewelry and cash were stolen.
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the moops said:
James Daulton said:
Who loses their house keys?
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Had a crabby kid on the plane and wife and I were in different rows. I had my 3 year old next to me, she had the 1 year old in lap behind me. She passed the kid to me at one point and we were looking for things to entertain him. Keys were tried. Keys were forgotten. :shrug:
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What about your set?
 
Ignoramus said:
the moops said:
James Daulton said:
Who loses their house keys?
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Had a crabby kid on the plane and wife and I were in different rows. I had my 3 year old next to me, she had the 1 year old in lap behind me. She passed the kid to me at one point and we were looking for things to entertain him. Keys were tried. Keys were forgotten. :shrug:
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What about your set?
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You think his wife lets him out of the house with his set?

 
the moops said:
We are flying on the same plane from Monterey to Phoenix this afternoon. New plan is we are hoping the keys are still in the seat back of 7D or 7F
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Sounds like a foolproof plan

 
You should dress up like Santa and then break a window to get in. Then call the airline to let them know you got in OK.

 
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