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Neighbour stole my doggy's doodoo (1 Viewer)

chet said:
Shoot the lock off your wallet and treat your wife to a show at the Shaw Festival, have dinner at Trius and spend the day at Mississauga Beach.
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im shy of 6ft4, i have absolutely NO desire ever in my life to return to shaw. Thise seats are made for shrivelled old men and avg sized women. 

trius is nice, but may I suggest Ravine? Usually go 2x a month. Absolutely perfect patio in the vinyard and unreal food 

 
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Harry Frogfish said:
You didn't hear?  The neighbor rode up on horseback, right on his lawn, before dismounting and attending to the lawn ornament.  The horse took a crap while the neighbor filled his rucksack with blue #### balloons.  He then mounted the willing beast, with a nod to the wife in the kitchen before galloping off.
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Did that happen on a Friday?

 
Soulfly3 said:
im shy of 6ft4, i have absolutely NO desire ever in my life to return to shaw. Thise seats are made for shrivelled old men and avg sized women. 

trius is nice, but may I suggest Ravine? Usually go 2x a month. Absolutely perfect patio in the vinyard and unreal food 
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oh great its now a look at me in canada and here are some things only canada people know thread real neat rubbing it in our faces like that take that to the bank brohans 

 
Mrs. Rannous said:
What, pray tell, is "the lawn thing"?
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Our protagonist's FIL (with whom he had a bit of a contentious relationship, I believe) came over and mowed his lawn without telling/asking him. 

For most men, I'd say it would have been less offensive had he taken a dump on the lawn.

There's a thread somewhere.

 
I think a straight forward conversation would resolve everything, but we'll get better updates if you just retaliate in a passive aggressive way.  I have a similar situation with a neighbor down the street.  Their house is across from a park which has a homeless tent city on the hill beside the highway.  I walked by recently and observed one curvy female with tattoos walking to a car and then another in short denim cut offs exited a separate car and carried a box into the dilapidated house.  I mentioned this to a neighbor and turns out he has observed suspicious activity as well.  His wife believes they may be using the home to record pornography. I've been keeping tabs this week but haven't seen anything else suspicious.

 
Caveman33 said:
  I walked by recently and observed one curvy female with tattoos walking to a car and then another in short denim cut offs exited a separate car and carried a box into the dilapidated house.  I mentioned this to a neighbor and turns out he has observed suspicious activity as well.  His wife believes they may be using the home to record pornography. I've been keeping tabs this week but haven't seen anything else suspicious.
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I think you need to double your efforts. Report back please.

 
No cars were parked in front of the house but I saw Amazon leave a package on the porch yesterday and it was no longer there.  There was also a fair amount of activity within tent town across the street.  I took a few photos, not sure what the easiest way to share would be.  I think this house recently changed hands and given its proximity to the homeless camp, the busty women going to and fro...c'mon, you do the math.

 
Caveman33 said:
No cars were parked in front of the house but I saw Amazon leave a package on the porch yesterday and it was no longer there.  There was also a fair amount of activity within tent town across the street.  I took a few photos, not sure what the easiest way to share would be.  I think this house recently changed hands and given its proximity to the homeless camp, the busty women going to and fro...c'mon, you do the math.
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-5^2 = -25

:grad:

What do I win?

 
Caveman33 said:
No cars were parked in front of the house but I saw Amazon leave a package on the porch yesterday and it was no longer there.  There was also a fair amount of activity within tent town across the street.  I took a few photos, not sure what the easiest way to share would be.  I think this house recently changed hands and given its proximity to the homeless camp, the busty women going to and fro...c'mon, you do the math.
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I am almost afraid to ask, but what is the link between homeless tent town and filming pornography? Are the homeless notorious cinematographers of smut?

 
pollardsvision said:
Our protagonist's FIL (with whom he had a bit of a contentious relationship, I believe) came over and mowed his lawn without telling/asking him. 

For most men, I'd say it would have been less offensive had he taken a dump on the lawn.

There's a thread somewhere.
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Ph, yeah.  I remember that.  Why do weird things happen to weird people?

 
Caveman33 said:
No cars were parked in front of the house but I saw Amazon leave a package on the porch yesterday and it was no longer there.  There was also a fair amount of activity within tent town across the street.  I took a few photos, not sure what the easiest way to share would be.  I think this house recently changed hands and given its proximity to the homeless camp, the busty women going to and fro...c'mon, you do the math.
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You mean meth?

-QG

 
I can show you where the house sits and how it leads across the street to tent town.  Earlier I ran into a few guys, one of whom was walking in front of the house when I snapped a photo. But what's the easiest pic site for posting with metadata removed?  I don't want one of you freaks showing up at the house and getting yourself hurt.  The curves on these ladies look dangerous. 

 
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In the 1st picture of the house, you can see all the junk piled across the street.  The 2nd picture is of that junk and shows a hole in the fence leading to tent town.  In the morning, you will find folks warming themselves on the hill side.  These guys may have taken a few wrong turns but they still have sinewy bodies with chiseled abs.  Very convenient for the directors to have all these cheap studs handy.

https://imgur.com/a/9TLcRoM

 
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