There are far more important things to think about. That's the point.
Why exactly do you "have to see this guy's chest all day". Last I checked, Canada does have solid barriers (doors, walls, at the very least curtains or blinds that you could use to cover your windows) to prevent you from seeing him and other places to look besides his front yard.
Unless he's knocking on your door or pressing his bare nipples against the glass of your downstairs bathroom window, there's no reason for you to even see him.
I live in a cul-de-sac of 15 townhouses. Every one of them is presumably quarantined. (I see cars out in front, so I'm guessing people are home) And I'd say I've probably seen neighbors a TOTAL of maybe 10 times in the ~5.5 weeks I've been suck at home. For all I know, the fat couple at the end of the row is going to town on eachother wearing nothing but smiles in their driveway every night. But I wouldn't know....since I'm not obsessively looking for them.
I thought Canadians were supposed to be laid back or something
I can't imagine how you react when some old Jewish guy has the audacity to strut around butt naked in the YMCA locker room. Based on the OP, you'd probably make an 8 part documentary about it.
This HAS to be fishing.