***Official*** Seinfeld draft thread (1 Viewer)

[Nigel Tufnel]

Picking for Killerclown at the Flex position.

The Bro/Mansierre

Kramer: I like "the Bro".

Frank: Nahhh, too ethnic.

This was on my radar. Had "The Move" been nabbed before I could get to it, this would have been my second flex.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Picking for Killerclown at the Flex position.

The Bro/Mansierre

Kramer: I like "the Bro".

Frank: Nahhh, too ethnic.

This was on my radar. Had "The Move" been nabbed before I could get to it, this would have been my second flex.

Yeah, this is a great pick here...the late-round Santana Moss of the Seinfeld Draft.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pantagrapher is OTCEviloutsider on deckMon in the hole with two picks...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I wonder if Pantagrapher realizes that he probably could have gotten The Maestro with his next pick...

 

[Print Is Dead]

Picking for Killerclown at the Flex position.

The Bro/Mansierre

Kramer: I like "the Bro".

Frank: Nahhh, too ethnic.

can't believe that slipped this far. nice pick

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I wonder if Pantagrapher realizes that he probably could have gotten The Maestro with his next pick...

Ouch.

 

[pantagrapher]

relative:BABS KRAMER"That's it, Babs Kramer. Nasty woman, many a night I had to throw her out on the street, drunken stumblebum. The woman used to walk around here half naked, sucking Colt 45 from a can. Her big fat stomach hanging out, orthopedic hose up to her knees, screaming down the hall, 'Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape, and bring back that box of Danish!'"

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

relative:

BABS KRAMER

"That's it, Babs Kramer. Nasty woman, many a night I had to throw her out on the street, drunken stumblebum. The woman used to walk around here half naked, sucking Colt 45 from a can. Her big fat stomach hanging out, orthopedic hose up to her knees, screaming down the hall, 'Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape, and bring back that box of Danish!'"

She was my one of two left. Nice value.

 

[pantagrapher]

I wonder if Pantagrapher realizes that he probably could have gotten The Maestro with his next pick...

Ouch.

I'm never gonna live that pick down, am I?Maybe I'll have to send Crazy Joe Devola and the Van Buren Boys out. Make you guys have an "accident."

 

[Gamblor]

For fairness, I think that since there are only four main characters (and they went in picks 1-4), that they should be seeded together in the playoffs.

Nice job guys - Ive been watching from afar...As an impartial observer - I think the only way to set up your seeds fairly is randomnly. Use a random number generator. I think its unfair to everyone else to separate the top 4 picks (because of the main characters) but its also unfair to lump the 4 of them in one pool together automatically eliminating 3 of them.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

For fairness, I think that since there are only four main characters (and they went in picks 1-4), that they should be seeded together in the playoffs.

Nice job guys - Ive been watching from afar...As an impartial observer - I think the only way to set up your seeds fairly is randomnly. Use a random number generator. I think its unfair to everyone else to separate the top 4 picks (because of the main characters) but its also unfair to lump the 4 of them in one pool together automatically eliminating 3 of them.

Not to mention the whole idea behind doing one of these serpentine is to eliminate the advantage of having an early pick. Those first 4 teams only have an advantage at 1 position. The later teams should have made up for it at other positions. It shouldn't matter much where you drafted.

 

[mon]

Raquel Welsh

guest star

WTF is Raquel Welsh? Do you mean Raquel Welch?

 

[mon]

Picking for Killerclown at the Flex position.

The Bro/Mansierre

Kramer: I like "the Bro".

Frank: Nahhh, too ethnic.

This was the other object I had in mind. Figured it'd be the first one to go.

 

[mon]

For fairness, I think that since there are only four main characters (and they went in picks 1-4), that they should be seeded together in the playoffs.

Nice job guys - Ive been watching from afar...As an impartial observer - I think the only way to set up your seeds fairly is randomnly. Use a random number generator. I think its unfair to everyone else to separate the top 4 picks (because of the main characters) but its also unfair to lump the 4 of them in one pool together automatically eliminating 3 of them.

I think it's already been decided. It's grouped: 1-4, 5-8, 9-12 according to E10, and I think that's the only fair way to do it.

 

[mon]

Am I up?

 

[Gamblor]

For fairness, I think that since there are only four main characters (and they went in picks 1-4), that they should be seeded together in the playoffs.

Nice job guys - Ive been watching from afar...As an impartial observer - I think the only way to set up your seeds fairly is randomnly. Use a random number generator. I think its unfair to everyone else to separate the top 4 picks (because of the main characters) but its also unfair to lump the 4 of them in one pool together automatically eliminating 3 of them.

I think it's already been decided. It's grouped: 1-4, 5-8, 9-12 according to E10, and I think that's the only fair way to do it.

Naturally - I suspect that is what everyone in the draft except for these 4 think also. 1.01 Homer J Simpson - Kramer - character

1.02 The Dreaded Marco - George Costanza - character

1.03 Early_10 - Jerry Seinfeld - character

1.04 Demian - Elaine Benes - character

 

[Eviloutsider]

So I am up? or is it Mon? Or someone else?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

So I am up? or is it Mon? Or someone else?

Whoever follows pants is up.Edit: Actually, mon could pick at any time, because pants picked almost an hour ago.

 

[Eviloutsider]

Location: "Street in Front of Jerry's Apartment"

 

[mon]

For my location, I'll take the place I wish I could spend my eight hours at work:

under george’s desk

CONRAD: Hey George, you want this cup holder mounted on the left, or the right, or the middle, . . .

GEORGE: Whatever!!. . . . Oh oh oh this is unbelievable. This is better than my bed at home.

 

[mon]

With my last pick, I'll have to select a boss.

Kramer was a secretary for

Murphy Brown

 

[Alias]

For my location, I'll take the place I wish I could spend my eight hours at work:

under george’s desk

CONRAD: Hey George, you want this cup holder mounted on the left, or the right, or the middle, . . .

GEORGE: Whatever!!. . . . Oh oh oh this is unbelievable. This is better than my bed at home.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Great picks Mon!EvilO OTC

 

[pantagrapher]

With my last pick, I'll have to select a boss.

Kramer was a secretary for

Murphy Brown

This reeks of brilliance.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Great picks Mon!

 

[mon]

With my last pick, I'll have to select a boss.

Kramer was a secretary for

Murphy Brown

This reeks of brilliance.

Nah, I was just trying to be creative with all the obvious picks gone. Your photography I've seen on Flickr, now that's brilliance.

 

[Gordon44]

Not only a tasty treat, but a metaphor for race-relations:

Food - The Black-and-White Cookie

"Look to the cookie, Elaine!"

Sweet pick! I was pimping this to a couple of guys back in round 6.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Evil's got about ten minutes, I think.

 

[Eviloutsider]

Boss: Frank Costanza

George's Boss while selling computers.

Let me know if this can't be done.

 

[Challenge Everything]

I had high hopes for this draft but there are some obvious picks that have not even been sniffed. My interest is limited now because the obvious are being past by for some "one time" stars.

 

[pantagrapher]

Guest StarAN CORTESE as TONY

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Guest Star:

DAN CORTESE as TONY

NO WAY!!! You actually said "Step off"?

 

[RBM]

Guest Star:

DAN CORTESE as TONY

Awesome episodeMimbo

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Killerclown OTCJW on deckNigel T in the hole

 

[pantagrapher]

Guest Star:

DAN CORTESE as TONY

Awesome episodeMimbo

Do you remember the words "radical reconstructive surgery"?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Killerclown OTC

JW on deck

Nigel T in the hole

Did Killer give you two picks?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Killerclown OTC

JW on deck

Nigel T in the hole

Did Killer give you two picks?

Whoops. I'm kind of an idiot.Yes, Killerclown's Food Item is a great one...



The double-dipped chip

Did you just double-dip that chip?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I think this is decent value here.

Family Member - Nana

Jerry: Well, I cashed the checks, the checks bounced, and now my Nana's missing.

Kramer: Well don't look at me.

Jerry: It's your fault.

Kramer: My fault? Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I think this is decent value here.

Family Member - Nana

Jerry: Well, I cashed the checks, the checks bounced, and now my Nana's missing.

Kramer: Well don't look at me.

Jerry: It's your fault.

Kramer: My fault? Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people.

Great quote attachment.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

CosjobsNorwoodDemianE10MarcoHomer J

 

[Demian]

edited - Don't want to steal his phrase

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Marco's not going to like this ....

 

[Demian]

I'm thinking I should edit that to something else...

 

[ScottNorwood]

huh? Am I up?

 

[cosjobs]

For Jerry's girlfriend, I'm taking:

Jeannie Steinman

Played by Janeane Garofalo, Jerry meets his cereal lovin', wisecrackin', Superman-obsessed counterpart and proposes marriage - to his immediate distress ("I can't be with someone like me - I hate myself!").

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

huh?  Am I up?

You're up now. Demian was owed a pick because he got skipped.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

For Jerry's girlfriend, I'm taking:

Jeannie Steinman

Played by Janeane Garofalo, Jerry meets his cereal lovin', wisecrackin', Superman-obsessed counterpart and proposes marriage - to his immediate distress ("I can't be with someone like me - I hate myself!").

This was on my radar as girlfriend and guest star. Good pick.

 

[cosjobs]

For Jerry's girlfriend, I'm taking:

Jeannie Steinman

Played by Janeane Garofalo, Jerry meets his cereal lovin', wisecrackin', Superman-obsessed counterpart and proposes marriage - to his immediate distress ("I can't be with someone like me - I hate myself!").

This was on my radar as girlfriend and guest star. Good pick.

I'm pretty pleased to get a top 5 GF in the final round.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Little Jerry Seinfeld - flex

Jerry: Kramer, cockfighting is illegal.

Kramer: Only in the United States.

Jerry: It's inhumane.

Kramer: Jerry, it's not what you think.

Jerry: It's two roosters pecking at each other!

Kramer: What? I thought they had gloves and helmets. You know, like American Gladiators.

Kramer: Just because Big Jerry Seinfeld's a has-been doesn't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was!

 

[pantagrapher]

For Jerry's girlfriend, I'm taking:

Jeannie Steinman

Played by Janeane Garofalo, Jerry meets his cereal lovin', wisecrackin', Superman-obsessed counterpart and proposes marriage - to his immediate distress ("I can't be with someone like me - I hate myself!").

This was on my radar as girlfriend and guest star. Good pick.

Mine too.