RIP Best Thread EVER (1 Viewer)

[Soulfly3]

I just updated with a report.

RIP. What a laugh that was

 

[Slapdash]

I just updated with a report.

RIP. What a laugh that was

Go ahead and paste it here.

 

[shadyridr]

ugh I read your report Soulfly

Soulfly, arent you married?

 

[top dog]

DA RAiDERS story had me in tears. I just read it a few minutes ago as that thread was left open on my browser. I tried to like a post by AZ and know something was wrong when it would not "LIKE" that post... Oh well..

 

[McGarnicle]

I was hoping someone had a $1.50 crack whore story. Now we'll never get to read it. :(

 

[Limp Ditka]

Let's go no hookers for now

J

 

[Terpman22]

I was hoping someone had a $1.50 crack whore story. Now we'll never get to read it. :(

$2 is pretty close.

 

[Arizona Ron]

You guys ruin everything.

 

[shadyridr]

Thanks for ruining that thread ILove80s

 

[Soulfly3]

ugh I read your report Soulfly

Soulfly, arent you married?

no. not married.

can anyone tell me why it was deleted? I didnt get to read the last page or two after I posted

 

[fruity pebbles]

Thanks for ruining that thread ILove80s

Actually think it was the story of banging a 14 yo in a foreign country. Granted she went on to be president but no way that's gonna last.

 

[Brony]

Condolences

 

[Limp Ditka]

The concept of tim starting the 'best thread EVER' is something I'm not entirely comfortable with

 

[shadyridr]

ugh I read your report Soulfly

Soulfly, arent you married?

no. not married.

can anyone tell me why it was deleted? I didnt get to read the last page or two after I posted

but you have a FIL who poops in your yard

 

[Soulfly3]

Thanks for ruining that thread ILove80s

Actually think it was the story of banging a 14 yo in a foreign country. Granted she went on to be president but no way that's gonna last.

No effing wonder why it was deleted.

Jesus

 

[flapgreen]

 

[jon_mx]

Can we just reboot the thread and instead of using prostitute in the title, use 'someone's daughter'?

 

[Witz]

ugh I read your report Soulfly

Soulfly, arent you married?

no. not married.

can anyone tell me why it was deleted? I didnt get to read the last page or two after I posted

but you have a FIL who poops in your yard

I thought the same thing but they aren't married yet so not really a FIL. Future FIL.

 

[shadyridr]

Thanks for ruining that thread ILove80s

Actually think it was the story of banging a 14 yo in a foreign country. Granted she went on to be president but no way that's gonna last.

he never said she was 14. It was ILove80s that started that rumor. ####### #####

 

[Soulfly3]

Im not married.

In the FIL thread I mentioned I refer to my GF as the "wife" and her dad as my "FIL"

Got flack for it, so I stopped, for the most part

 

[Annyong]

Im not married.

In the FIL thread I mentioned I refer to my GF as the "wife" and her dad as my "FIL"

Got flack for it, so I stopped, for the most part

I do the same thing.

 

[T Bell]

Please someone tell me you saved it recently.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

It was a run

 

[Soulfly3]

I went to bed last night thinking "as soon as I get up Im gonna have so much to catch up on"

I post my little update, go to read and get slapped with it being deleted.

Im seriously hurt by this one

 

[T Bell]

I went to bed last night thinking "as soon as I get up Im gonna have so much to catch up on"

I post my little update, go to read and get slapped with it being deleted.

Im seriously hurt by this one

It's a prosocaust.

 

[Soulfly3]

World War P

 

[flapgreen]

Geeeeeel

 

[Ilov80s]

I felt bad for derailing it and to get back in good graces of the thread, I typed up my 1 good story. I hit post, excited that I got it all out and told just right. My heart sank when I saw "You do not have permission to post in this topic."

 

[McGarnicle]

So if a tranny hooker offers to blow you and the price is right, and she looks like a hot lady, smells like a hot lady and has a nice soft, pouty little mouth, what's the big deal anyway?

 

[Urlacher54]

If anybody has a copy, can we see it in the cage?

 

[PIK95]

I am not pleased that the thread was deleated. Less and less reason to come here lately.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I am not pleased that the thread was deleated. Less and less reason to come here lately.

Because that thread flew for the first 10.5 years you were around here.

 

[Sarnoff]

This is everyone's fault who mentioned "Joe's not around much anymore" in a bunch of threads. Egged him on enough he posted in the fanduel thread yesterday. Immediately afterward, pruning started everywhere.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I told you guys you pay them to keep their mouths shut, obviously some in the FFA can't keep their mouths shut or enjoy a good story before taking it full on into the ditch.

-The Aristocrat

 

[IvanKaramazov]

That thread would have had a life expectancy of about 15 minutes back in the day. We should all just be happy that it lived as long as it did.

 

[walnutz]

This is everyone's fault who mentioned "Joe's not around much anymore" in a bunch of threads. Egged him on enough he posted in the fanduel thread yesterday. Immediately afterward, pruning started everywhere.

Meh -Fantasy Football season is winding down. This was bound to happen sooner or later.

 

[PIK95]

I am not pleased that the thread was deleated. Less and less reason to come here lately.

Because that thread flew for the first 10.5 years you were around here.

It flew at FFToday...

 

[AcerFC]

If they can bring back the GMTAN thread, they can surely bring the prostitute one back

 

[tom22406]

Maybe we can fire one up on happy endings from a massage parlor next.

 

[Ilov80s]

This is everyone's fault who mentioned "Joe's not around much anymore" in a bunch of threads. Egged him on enough he posted in the fanduel thread yesterday. Immediately afterward, pruning started everywhere.

We needed to have Tim change the title of the thread to something innocuous and boring, like "Official Office Supply Draft" or "Why I Support the NSA".

 

[flapgreen]

That thread would have had a life expectancy of about 15 minutes back in the day. We should all just be happy that it lived as long as it did.

yep

 

[koby925]

A stories thread trying to keep it clean would be great. Many of the ones in that thread were great. As good as GEEEEL was, I still think Nigel's country club crashing story is his best. And it seems like EG has a hilarious story about just about every imaginable situation.

 

[McGarnicle]

Maybe we can fire one up on happy endings from a massage parlor next.

Does not fly at the fancier places. They don't even know the universal raised eyebrow and jerk-jerk gesture. Lady asked me if I had a problem with my hand.

 

[Brony]

That thread would have had a life expectancy of about 15 minutes back in the day. We should all just be happy that it lived as long as it did.

Heck, it inspired me to find a pro last night. Turns out that going to the local Chili's and saying "I'm from out of town. You must be the hoors" to a group of ladies is not the way to find adult services.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I am not pleased that the thread was deleated. Less and less reason to come here lately.

Because that thread flew for the first 10.5 years you were around here.

It flew at FFToday...

then start the thread over there. I'm sure it will have 12, maybe even 15 replies by the time the Division Playoff games start on Saturday.

 

[tom22406]

Maybe we can fire one up on happy endings from a massage parlor next.

Does not fly at the fancier places. They don't even know the universal raised eyebrow and jerk-jerk gesture. Lady asked me if I had a problem with my hand.

It does get kinda awkward when you roll over and are at full mast and wait for the snap of the glove that never comes.

 

[Joe Summer]

Dammit, I was saving that thread for my morning coffee.

 

[timschochet]

Sorry guys. I figured it was going to happen; some people were going way over the top.

I enjoyed that thread. Besides the awesome humor, there was a poignancy as well, and in some cases, a wistful sense of lost youth.

Now hopefully some of you will stop blaming me for destroying the FFA.

 

[PIK95]

I am not pleased that the thread was deleated. Less and less reason to come here lately.

Because that thread flew for the first 10.5 years you were around here.

It flew at FFToday...

then start the thread over there. I'm sure it will have 12, maybe even 15 replies by the time the Division Playoff games start on Saturday.

More like five.

 

[bostonfred]

Salvaged as much as I could over at the cage.