Whats normal? Sitting to pee (1 Viewer)

[MTskibum]

To continue with @Keerock 's toilet themed what is normal threads.

According to this poll, 1 in 5 american men sit down on the toilet to pee either all of the time or most of the time. In germany that is a staggering 60%.

I do not believe those numbers, i think people like messing with anonymous twitter polls. I would be surprised if it is above 2% in the US. Although, I do understand people have conditions like MS, which may push this number slightly higher.


Link:
https://digg.com/data-viz/link/how-...-to-pee-visuazlied-0cOaxH2Z4J?utm_source=digg

 

[Capella]

Sometimes in the middle of the night when I don’t want to turn the light on or stand. Otherwise I just aim and hope for the best and wait for my wife to yell at me.

 

[MAC_32]

Public- stand
Home inside- sit
Home outside- go to the pee tree

 

[Otis]

facepalm

 

[bigbottom]

I’m so manly that I stand up to poo.

 

[nirad3]

Never, but my 10 year old son still sits and I'm trying like mad to get him to change that.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Dark: Usually outside.
Middle of the night: Sit.
Daytime: Sit or sink.

Living alone has it's privileges.

 

[Snoopy]

My brother-in-law was trying to tell me to do it that way, but pee was spewing all over the bathroom floor.

 

[Manster]

Sitting to pee as a dude? wtf?

 

[fatness]

Since most of the times I poop I also pee, I'd say 70/30.

This isn't a manhood topic, is it?
If that's the case I change my answer to "never, and I piss all over the walls so nobody ever forgets." Never forget!

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I shared a house with 5 people in college. There was also a shared bathroom. One of the dudes that shared the bathroom with me and another roommate demanded that we sit down to pee because, otherwise there was a ‘cloud of pee’ created that left micro droplets on his toothbrush.

I still never sit down to pee, even tho I am now over 50 and end up spraying the seat and floor probably half the time. It’s not really a “I’m a MAN” thing- well, maybe a little. It just would feel weird to sit to pee. I’m sure my cleaning lady would apprecite if I did.

NOTE: I am fastidiously clean and wipe the seat and floor with lysol wipes if I do splash. I’m not an animal.

 

[Galileo]

Only when I need to go #2 at the same time.

 

[AAABatteries]

I fall somewhere between Sometimes and Most of the Time. I got over the stigma a long time ago when I started getting up during the night to pee. Found it easier and cleaner. Any time I have access to a urinal I use it but otherwise I’m probably sitting 80% of the time.

 

[bigbottom]

So many questions.

1) First, why would it feel weird to sit to pee? You likely do it every single day (when you sit to poo).

2) How is anyone hitting the seat and/or floor on a regular basis? Is your aim that bad? I can’t remember the last time I hit the seat, and I’m betting that I have never once pissed on the floor. Are you guys going hands free? That might explain it. Wait, is hands free the normal way? Maybe I’m the weird one.

To answer the question, there are only three situations where I will (just) pee sitting down: (a) in the dark in the middle of the night (thankfully this is only an occasional occurrence); (b) when I am blasted drunk (maybe that explains the seat and floor pissers): and (c) post-coitus (if you know, you know).

 

[belljr]

I feel like this has been done before....

 

[KingPrawn]

Depends

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Standing over my cat's litterbox. No way I'm sitting in that thing.

 

[fred_1_15301]

I assumed the OP was not including instances where you pee while going poop. With that assumption, my answer is never.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I used to in the middle of the night when I was dead tired but then I hurt my knee and realized getting down/up was harder than leaning against the wall and about facing.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

I can’t remember the last time I hit the seat

Why aren’t people lifting the seat?

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Also when people say the sit if they get up in the middle of the night because it’s difficult to see in the dark - don’t they have a light switch in their bathrooms?

 

[supermike80]

Well heres my 2 cents. 1) I have never ever sat specifically to pee. Ever 2) I have known a couple women whose s/o's sit to pee and they found it very very off -putting.

 

[AAABatteries]

Also when people say the sit if they get up in the middle of the night because it’s difficult to see in the dark - don’t they have a light switch in their bathrooms?

It’s difficult enough to go back to sleep after peeing but if I turn the light on I might as well not go back to bed.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Also when people say the sit if they get up in the middle of the night because it’s difficult to see in the dark - don’t they have a light switch in their bathrooms?

It’s difficult enough to go back to sleep after peeing but if I turn the light on I might as well not go back to bed.

You can turn it back off when you’re done.

 

[ChiefD]

I pee standing up. As God intended.

 

[ChicoCat]

I don't particularly like to sit to pee because I don't really like my junk getting all caught up in the toilet p trap.

 

[ChicoCat]

So many questions.

1) First, why would it feel weird to sit to pee? You likely do it every single day (when you sit to poo).

2) How is anyone hitting the seat and/or floor on a regular basis? Is your aim that bad? I can’t remember the last time I hit the seat, and I’m betting that I have never once pissed on the floor. Are you guys going hands free? That might explain it. Wait, is hands free the normal way? Maybe I’m the weird one.

To answer the question, there are only three situations where I will (just) pee sitting down: (a) in the dark in the middle of the night (thankfully this is only an occasional occurrence); (b) when I am blasted drunk (maybe that explains the seat and floor pissers): and (c) post-coitus (if you know, you know).

In regards to #2.....you've never had the stream split when you start? It doesn't happen often to me, but every once in awhile, when I start going.....it will shoot in two different directions for a second or two.

 

[The Commish]

Love that some wrap up masculinity into whether one sits to pee or not....can't make this stuff up.

 

[supermike80]

Love that some wrap up masculinity into whether one sits to pee or not....can't make this stuff up.

Well...seeing as it many times is women who do the judging, their opinion on masculinity does kinda matter. Just sayin

 

[-OZ-]

So many questions.

1) First, why would it feel weird to sit to pee? You likely do it every single day (when you sit to poo).

2) How is anyone hitting the seat and/or floor on a regular basis? Is your aim that bad? I can’t remember the last time I hit the seat, and I’m betting that I have never once pissed on the floor. Are you guys going hands free? That might explain it. Wait, is hands free the normal way? Maybe I’m the weird one.

To answer the question, there are only three situations where I will (just) pee sitting down: (a) in the dark in the middle of the night (thankfully this is only an occasional occurrence); (b) when I am blasted drunk (maybe that explains the seat and floor pissers): and (c) post-coitus (if you know, you know).

1. Just because it’s different than our usual.
2. You’re familiar with different nozzle settings. Sometimes the meatus acts like that.

why sit post coitus? I just pee in the shower.

 

[bigbottom]

I can’t remember the last time I hit the seat

Why aren’t people lifting the seat?

I guess I meant the rim.

 

[The Commish]

Love that some wrap up masculinity into whether one sits to pee or not....can't make this stuff up.

Well...seeing as it many times is women who do the judging, their opinion on masculinity does kinda matter. Just sayin

I can't think of many other things where another person's opinion matters less than their opinion on this. Whether a man's opinion or a woman's is even less of a factor. People will look for validation anywhere I guess.

 

[bigbottom]

Also when people say the sit if they get up in the middle of the night because it’s difficult to see in the dark - don’t they have a light switch in their bathrooms?

Excellent question. If I turned on the 32,000,000,000,000 lumen lighting my wife had installed in our bathroom, I’d never be able to fall back asleep. I might as well take a shower and go to work at that point. Also, because the light in the bathroom is the brightness of a thousand suns, the light streaming into the bedroom is enough to wake up someone in a coma. And before you ask, the numb nuts who built our house put the light switch for the bathroom on the wall outside the bathroom door, so you can’t close the door before turning on the lights.

 

[Capella]

Also when people say the sit if they get up in the middle of the night because it’s difficult to see in the dark - don’t they have a light switch in their bathrooms?

Why would I want the lights on at 4 am

 

[bigbottom]

So many questions.

1) First, why would it feel weird to sit to pee? You likely do it every single day (when you sit to poo).

2) How is anyone hitting the seat and/or floor on a regular basis? Is your aim that bad? I can’t remember the last time I hit the seat, and I’m betting that I have never once pissed on the floor. Are you guys going hands free? That might explain it. Wait, is hands free the normal way? Maybe I’m the weird one.

To answer the question, there are only three situations where I will (just) pee sitting down: (a) in the dark in the middle of the night (thankfully this is only an occasional occurrence); (b) when I am blasted drunk (maybe that explains the seat and floor pissers): and (c) post-coitus (if you know, you know).

In regards to #2.....you've never had the stream split when you start? It doesn't happen often to me, but every once in awhile, when I start going.....it will shoot in two different directions for a second or two.

Post-coitus, yes. Otherwise no. Thank God. That sounds terribly unnerving.

 

[urbanhack]

Sometimes in the middle of the night when I don’t want to turn the light on or stand. Otherwise I just aim and hope for the best and wait for my wife to yell at me.

Rarely - but this is when I'll do it. Middle of the night.

 

[supermike80]

Love that some wrap up masculinity into whether one sits to pee or not....can't make this stuff up.

Well...seeing as it many times is women who do the judging, their opinion on masculinity does kinda matter. Just sayin

I can't think of many other things where another person's opinion matters less than their opinion on this. Whether a man's opinion or a woman's is even less of a factor. People will look for validation anywhere I guess.

You're probably getting a little overworked over this. It's cool to state that you sit to pee and probably move on.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

seeing as it many times is women who do the judging

You should leave it off your dating profile.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Also when people say the sit if they get up in the middle of the night because it’s difficult to see in the dark - don’t they have a light switch in their bathrooms?

Why would I want the lights on at 4 am

• To see where you are peeing
• To not bang into a wall and/or stub your toe
• generally I use the light switch any time I walk into a dark room - it seems kind of intuitive.

 

[Capella]

Also when people say the sit if they get up in the middle of the night because it’s difficult to see in the dark - don’t they have a light switch in their bathrooms?

Why would I want the lights on at 4 am

• To see where you are peeing
• To not bang into a wall and/or stub your toe
• generally I use the light switch any time I walk into a dark room - it seems kind of intuitive.

If I turn the lights on I’ll wake up and the point of sleeping is to sleep.

 

[arrow1]

Usually only after having relations. Never know where the stream will go.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Also when people say the sit if they get up in the middle of the night because it’s difficult to see in the dark - don’t they have a light switch in their bathrooms?

Why would I want the lights on at 4 am

• To see where you are peeing
• To not bang into a wall and/or stub your toe
• generally I use the light switch any time I walk into a dark room - it seems kind of intuitive.

If I turn the lights on I’ll wake up and the point of sleeping is to sleep.

Aren't you already awake in order to get into the bathroom?

 

[Poke_4_Life]

If I turn the lights on I’ll wake up and the point of sleeping is to sleep.

Same. Also went with sometimes because during the night I also keep lights off and sit to pee.

 

[The Commish]

Love that some wrap up masculinity into whether one sits to pee or not....can't make this stuff up.

Well...seeing as it many times is women who do the judging, their opinion on masculinity does kinda matter. Just sayin

I can't think of many other things where another person's opinion matters less than their opinion on this. Whether a man's opinion or a woman's is even less of a factor. People will look for validation anywhere I guess.

You're probably getting a little overworked over this. It's cool to state that you sit to pee and probably move on.

Then I'm not being clear....let me be clear. I think it's absolutely hilarious that people put credence in other peoples' opinions of whether they sit or stand to pee. It's comedy gold. Thought that might come across in the original but I guess not.

 

[Capella]

Also when people say the sit if they get up in the middle of the night because it’s difficult to see in the dark - don’t they have a light switch in their bathrooms?

Why would I want the lights on at 4 am

• To see where you are peeing
• To not bang into a wall and/or stub your toe
• generally I use the light switch any time I walk into a dark room - it seems kind of intuitive.

If I turn the lights on I’ll wake up and the point of sleeping is to sleep.

Aren't you already awake in order to get into the bathroom?

Not really no

 

[supermike80]

Love that some wrap up masculinity into whether one sits to pee or not....can't make this stuff up.

Well...seeing as it many times is women who do the judging, their opinion on masculinity does kinda matter. Just sayin

I can't think of many other things where another person's opinion matters less than their opinion on this. Whether a man's opinion or a woman's is even less of a factor. People will look for validation anywhere I guess.

You're probably getting a little overworked over this. It's cool to state that you sit to pee and probably move on.

Then I'm not being clear....let me be clear. I think it's absolutely hilarious that people put credence in other peoples' opinions of whether they sit or stand to pee. It's comedy gold. Thought that might come across in the original but I guess not.

Yeah. Seems like this is really upsetting you. Sorry.

 

[ChiefD]

Usually only after having relations. Never know where the stream will go.

Makes sense.

I'm like a sprinkler system gone rogue after that.

 

[Dr_Zaius]

I voted sometimes, as I sit if I go in the middle of the night for the aforementioned not wanting to turn the light on and wake myself up reasons.

Mainly posting to bring up the split streaming, as one time I had the unique horror of having three steady streams that could not possibly all hit the water at the same time. Was a bit of a mess.

 

[MTskibum]

Also when people say the sit if they get up in the middle of the night because it’s difficult to see in the dark - don’t they have a light switch in their bathrooms?

Excellent question. If I turned on the 32,000,000,000,000 lumen lighting my wife had installed in our bathroom, I’d never be able to fall back asleep. I might as well take a shower and go to work at that point. Also, because the light in the bathroom is the brightness of a thousand suns, the light streaming into the bedroom is enough to wake up someone in a coma. And before you ask, the numb nuts who built our house put the light switch for the bathroom on the wall outside the bathroom door, so you can’t close the door before turning on the lights.

Also when people say the sit if they get up in the middle of the night because it’s difficult to see in the dark - don’t they have a light switch in their bathrooms?

Why would I want the lights on at 4 am

I had the same issue, so I put the below in my bathroom. I also cover the light with duct tape so that it is not so bright.

Amazon battery powered motion sensor night lights

 

[The Z Machine]

I’m so manly that I stand up to poo.

squat toilet FTW