Wife texts me to ask if I will drain her sisters pipes (1 Viewer)

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Bless her she would never guess that I could take that as suggestive.

 

[eoMMan]

Good thing it wasn't her brother's pipes, amiright? amiright?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Seems like a classic case of Quid Pro Quo if I ever saw one

 

[Drunken knight]

Will she assist?

 

[Tom Servo]

* pulls up chair *

Im just here for the replies. 

 

[Osaurus]

I had to check the calendar

 

[Bossman]

OK now .... where to find a proper pipe cleaner ... 

huh, had it right here in my lap the whole time!

 

[Jayrok]

Good time of year to have her anal glands expressed.  

 

[Insein]

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Where would you place her on a scale of @Wrigley SIL then vs now 

 

[belljr]

reply:  All of them?

 

[Chemical X]

ask if she needs her gutters cleaned too.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Always good to keep it inside the family.

 

[encaitar]

"Man, these pipes are a little clogged.  Good thing I've got a snake with me to clean them out."

 

[Jayrok]

Wife:  Hey, and while you down there, check her oil.  

 

[AAABatteries]

:akbar:

 

[D-Day]

DW to wife:  "Tell your sister that I don't clean pipes.  I only soak the walls".   

 

[ChiefD]

* pulls up chair *

Im just here for the replies. 

Pad

 

[Galileo]

This is a FAMILY site!

  It is his wife's sister.  Sounds like family to me.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Is her hand stuck in the sink?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Where would you place her on a scale of @Wrigley SIL then vs now 

Well picture Kim Basinger at 40 years old, now add 10 pounds. Then picture that face as a bug crawls up her butt to die.  Got it, that's my SIL.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Oh, my wife meant I should blow out her sisters sprinklers before the freeze sets in.

 

[Galileo]

Oh, my wife meant I should blow out her sisters sprinklers before the freeze sets in.

tomato, tomahto...

 

[nirad3]

Start hiding Drano.