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[normjoke]They should consider using a condensed version of the song. I have a feeling they'd be better in small doses. :mellow:

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A guy is in a bar - sloppy drunk - falls off his bar stool. Tries to climb back on it and falls again. Finally gets disgusted and just crawls outside onto the sidewalk. Pulls himself up on a lightpost - falls again. Hails a cab from the ground and crawls in. Gets home, gets out - falls again. Eventually winds up just crawling into the house and into bed. He wakes up the next morning and his wife is standing there. "Got gutter drunk last night, didn't you?" she asks. "No, no...nothing of the sort," he replies. "Yeah you did," she says, "the bar called - you forgot your wheelchair again."

 

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