For example, also walking that long road from gridiron glory to gelding is Joe Namath, 55. His 37-year-old wife was so bored watching him golf away his retirement in Florida, according to the Enquirer, that she fled to Los Angeles, leaving the couple's two daughters with Namath. She is now dating plastic surgeon Brian Novack, who is, according to the publication, "a renowned expert in penis and breast enhancement." Namath, an insider reports, is "devastated." But Broadway Joe should have seen it coming. When he got married, his wife's name was Deborah, now she calls herself Tatiana. Any divorce lawyer can tell you that when Debbie becomes Tatiana, it's time to freeze your bank accounts.