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4 hours ago, rascal said:

What other video?

In MKC's twitter timeline.  There are a number of videos out now from several reporters.

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8 hours ago, Soulfly3 said:

it's so difficult to type with only one hand...

Don't you mean with you nose?

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12 hours ago, Soulfly3 said:

it's so difficult to type with only one hand...

Because of the bong in the other hand?

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1 hour ago, Bucky86 said:

Any word on how he looks?

Relatively good looking young AA male, 6'3", 225 lbs, wearing an ugly brown and orange jersey.

Walk is straight at the moment...no slurring of words....appears sober.

Sounds appealing to me! 

 

EDIT: Legs do appear a little skinny tho...could be an optical illusion tho... :shrug:

 

Edited by Man of Constant Sorrow
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One more week folks. I’m running him out at flex out of the gate. :unsure:

I think we might need to start a gofundme for Kleenex for @Soulfly3 to mop up with after he actually sees Gordon make a catch. :pickle:

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I have Gordon on 60 of my 105 fantasy teams..........

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After holding Gordon at several junctures of this odyssey, I don't have him on any teams this time.  I feel a little left out.

I do own Coleman and am hoping for the best.

Who is the QB next year, Soulfly?

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1 minute ago, DropKick said:

After holding Gordon at several junctures of this odyssey, I don't have him on any teams this time.  I feel a little left out.

I do own Coleman and am hoping for the best.

Who is the QB next year, Soulfly?

Cousins, I hope.

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2 minutes ago, DropKick said:

After holding Gordon at several junctures of this odyssey, I don't have him on any teams this time.  I feel a little left out.

Just google a pic of Gordon & have a bottle of lotion ready - you’ll feel like you’re right there with @Soulfly3. Maybe sit on your hand until it goes numb, too. 

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2 minutes ago, Soulfly3 said:

Cousins, I hope.

Niners helped this become a possibility with the JummyG trade. 

For the sake of FFB I hope this happens. 

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1 minute ago, Hot Sauce Guy said:

Just google a pic of Gordon & have a bottle of lotion ready - you’ll feel like you’re right there with @Soulfly3. Maybe sit on your hand until it goes numb, too. 

Is this your hot sauce secret?

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17 minutes ago, DropKick said:

Is this your hot sauce secret?

I do not recommend Hot Sauce as a sexual lubricant, no. 

Not without a willing partner & a signed consent form at least. 

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2 hours ago, Soulfly3 said:

Page 420....

How Ive waited for this for years. <3

Bless

Josh Gordon back practicing the same week that this thread hits page 420? It is a sign from the fantasy gods!

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I have a strong suspicion Gordon is gonna make a big time splash in the final five games this yr. Kizer is a pick magnet but his throwing ability is >>>>>>> Manziel. He's gonna get the ball to Josh G.

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he was at a yoga class Tuesday night so i guess he's got that going for him.  

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On 11/23/2017 at 3:12 AM, Sebowski said:

Because of the bong in the other hand?

Food some reason I think that isn't not on his hand.

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if he can catch a ####### football, he'll look like a rockstar on this team.  

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Maybe I missed it in all the carrot-waxing references, dancing pickles, and such... but has there been any indication that he is just going to step in as starter, WR#1, 10 targets, etc?

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17 minutes ago, Dizzy said:

Maybe I missed it in all the carrot-waxing references, dancing pickles, and such... but has there been any indication that he is just going to step in as starter, WR#1, 10 targets, etc?

Ah....yes....yes....yes of course!

What are you ignorant?

 

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6 minutes ago, kencav said:

Ah....yes....yes....yes of course!

What are you ignorant?

 

Yes, sorry. I just needed to know for sure. Thanks! :D

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27 minutes ago, Dizzy said:

Maybe I missed it in all the carrot-waxing references, dancing pickles, and such... but has there been any indication that he is just going to step in as starter, WR#1, 10 targets, etc?

Yes, the rest of the Browns roster.

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1 minute ago, Chaka said:

Yes, the rest of the Browns roster.

Yeah I get that... just wondering if there was some kind of "teaching moment" coming where Josh Gordon is back, but he's not BACK right away. Curious if we'll see maybe less than 50% snaps... couple targets... something to make it look like he has to EARN IT as opposed to just waltzing in after multiple suspensions and sitting at the head of the table.

Dude hasn't played football in three years and apparently never sober... no telling what we'll see next week.

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2 hours ago, Fireinside said:

I have to say that after reading all these almost funny drugs, bong and alchol posts, I'm really rooting for the kid more than ever...

 

The guys has screwed up 5 or 6 times. He is a walking punchline at this point. Of course people are going to make jokes. 

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I need this guy back yesterday. My WRs are dropping like flies. Josh Gordon. Save my season!

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With Coleman back, and Gordon coming back I get this image of the Cleveland offense as a M4 Sherman tank in a world war 2 movie. We are watching in anticipation as the the turret slowly turns towards its panzer target.

My guess is that Green Bay feels the full force of the Gordon and Coleman on the field together.

Oh and honored to post on page 420 after watching for all these years.

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On 11/25/2017 at 2:04 PM, Soulfly3 said:

Page 420....

How Ive waited for this for years. <3

Bless

You disappoint me.

How were you not the first on this page?

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This is the week.

The week anyone who’s rostered him holds their breath.

this week. 

Guaranteed there’s a 2:1 sale on lap dances at the titty bar this week. Flyers from the local medical marijuana dispensary left in Gordon’s mailbox advertising a bong giveaway with every purchase.

Every temptation imaginable will be staring Gordon in the face - and this is the week he has to be strong.

this is the week that in the past, he’s failed so many times. 

If he’s on the field Sunday, he’ll have passed the test. While I post this tongue in cheek, I really am rooting for the dude. 

But no question this is the hardest week. We are not out of the woods yet. Not until he’s standing on the field in cleats when the coin toss happens. 

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I really hope he makes it. Catching a football would be icing on the cake for him. I'm a big fan of seeing people's lives redeemed and put back together changed, and I think deep down inside, we all want that for our fellow man. Stand strong, Gordon. And get some people of character and deep faith close to you if you haven't already, or you won't make it.

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My squad is waning.  Its now or never and I fully expect Gordon to either save my season, starting this week, or being its demise.  Either way, the mere chance that he can do what I think he can do, makes him an auto start moving forward.  

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