Tuffy Rhodes (& Matt Davidson) Memorial Opening Day Overreaction Thread

[Eephus 20,398]

Ryan Howard returning to MVP form

Edited March 30, 2018 by Eephus

[JZilla 2,859]

Granderson looks finished.

[Bruce Dickinson 17,896]

Pirates pitching and defense is even better than it was last season.

[Michael Brown 667]

Granderson looks finished.

That might not be an overreaction

[JZilla 2,859]

Sizemore CPOY?

[guru_007 674]

Sizemore CPOY?

[Limp Ditka 8,962]

Sizemore CPOY?

if he hits the 324 HRs he's on pace for, there's no doubt.

[Limp Ditka 8,962]

Jose Reyes on pace to play 81 innings this year.

[Sammy3469 9,883]

Billy Hamilton really will strike out 600 times.

[Eephus 20,398]

Andrew Brown delivers

[Doctor Detroit 20,905]

Alex Gonzalez AL MVP, Anthony Rendon 500 RBIs.

[Time Kibitzer 106]

R.A. Dickey's Cy Young days are over....

[Premier 2,279]

R.A. Dickey's Cy Young days are over....

This is the overreaction thread.

[Northern Voice 9,280]

The come out to talk to umpire and stare into the dugout waiting for a signal whether to challenge or not is already ridiculous.

[Eephus 20,398]

The come out to talk to umpire and stare into the dugout waiting for a signal whether to challenge or not is already ridiculous is a sign of the impending apocalypse

Fixed to fit the thread

[Plorfu 3,754]

Travis Ishikawa has the batting title pretty much sewn up.

[Limp Ditka 8,962]

Brandon McCarthy will strike out every batter he faces this year.

[rascal 1,616]

Marlins may be respectable.

Rockies are going to suck.

[Doctor Detroit 20,905]

Gotta think Bumgarner is headed to Fresno soon.

[Greco 219]

Texas will lose every game this season.

[Chemical X 5,376]

curtis granderson Ks 200 times.

[Bruce Dickinson 17,896]

The NL Cy Young Award race has a top tier of "Adam Wainwright" and a second tier of "everybody else".

[Arsenal of Doom 2,114]

Rockies on pace to be outscored 1620-162

[Parrothead 3,426]

Phillies will be a run scoring machine and win the World Series

[Eephus 20,398]

Dodgers will play 486 games this season.

[Plorfu 3,754]

D-Backs fans will get free Taco Bell tacos with the purchase of a drink 162 times this year.

Edited April 1, 2014 by Plorfu

[Arsenal of Doom 2,114]

Dodgers will play 486 games this season.

I get the sense MLB would like this.

[Eephus 20,398]

Dodgers will play 486 games this season.

I get the sense MLB would like this.

Carl Crawford still wouldn't earn his salary

[Doctor Detroit 20,905]

curtis granderson Ks 200 times.

This is the overreaction thread.

[Arsenal of Doom 2,114]

Rockies on pace to be outscored 1620-162

Of course this is a small sample size, so I guess the actual run differential could go either up or down...

[shadyridr 14,074]

Cliff lee goes 32-0 with a 14.40 ERA

[Long Ball Larry 13,313]

Edwin Encarnacion: cutting him

[Eephus 20,398]

Zack Cosart MVP

[Limp Ditka 8,962]

Denard Span on pace for 810 RBI

[Doctor Detroit 20,905]

Johnathan Schoop took a walk today after taking just nine in 314 plate appearances last year. 

Byron Buxton is on pace for 486 plate appearance, and 486 Ks. 

[Eephus 20,398]

Sonny Gray died of dysentery

[Long Ball Larry 13,313]

Trevor Story on pace for about 600 home runs.  They were right.

[Long Ball Larry 13,313]

Greinke is done.

[Fat Drunk and Stupid 5,279]

32 minutes ago, Long Ball Larry said:

Trevor Story on pace for about 600 1200 home runs.  They were right.

 

[Eephus 20,398]

Bumgarner OPS of 5.00

[Encyclopedia Brown 2,268]

On 3/31/2014 at 3:46 PM, Eephus said:

Andrew Brown delivers

I have no idea who this player is. No recollection, whatsoever. 

[Eephus 20,398]

13 minutes ago, Encyclopedia Brown said:

I have no idea who this player is. No recollection, whatsoever. 

I had to look it up.

He was the starting LF batting 5th for the Mets on opening day.  He hit a 3 run HR off Strasburg in the bottom of the 1st.  The Mets lost in 10 and Brown was out of the majors in June.

[Limp Ditka 8,962]

Little did we know that Albert Pujols recorded his last ever MLB hit last year

[Frostillicus 13,893]

Twins looking like a World Series team.

[Eephus 20,398]

Annual thread bump

Tuffy turns 50 this August.

[Fat Drunk and Stupid 5,279]

19 minutes ago, Eephus said:

 

Tuffy turns 50 this August.

oof

[HellToupee 14,587]

43 minutes ago, Eephus said:

Annual thread bump

Tuffy turns 50 this August.

Fun fact: We had a  driver in St Thomas named Tuffest but told me to call him Tuffy 

[Eephus 20,398]

7 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

Fun fact: We had a  driver in St Thomas named Tuffest but told me to call him Tuffy 

It's the overreaction thread, not the humblebrag thread

[Eephus 20,398]

Matt Davidson's bust in Cooperstown will wear a White Sox cap

[HellToupee 14,587]

30 minutes ago, Eephus said:

Matt Davidson's bust in Cooperstown will wear a White Sox cap

Perhaps you missed my BOLD PREDICTION that Mr Davidson will out  Joey Gallo.