mr. furley
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her name is Pornanong Phatlum
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DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
I have the option to return. 99.8% that I will not. Buck toothed Neanderthals, ABC Islands, computer gobbledy####, be damned. It’s been in the works for a while Today was a tipping point . I chose to ride towards the sunset 
I chose the wrong time to do 21 days of no drinky.
Feels good.
I chose the wrong time to do 21 days of no drinky.
Feels good.
Cowboysfan8
Footballguy
Never understood why she wears tight black pants to play golf when it’s100 degrees
Her legs all scarred up or what?
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
she fell out of a tree when she was young
that how she got her name
it was the sound she made when she hit the ground
strykerpks
Footballguy
Hell, I've been lost since page 17
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
AAABatteries
Footballguy
Always Be Closing -> Glengarry -> Scottish Hat -> Scotland
It's very windy in Scotland.
Also, I'm drunk.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Had this happen to me years ago. I had site access to one of our customers (had a desk there, worked from there a few days a week). Anyway I’m walking up with a few big boxes, forgot my badge. Wait for someone to come by, go to walk in after the guy and he stops and goes to shut the door on me. I tell him I forgot my badge and my desk is literally on the other side of the door. He begrudgingly let me in
facook
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
facook
Footballguy
I'd do it. Rookie draft picks are generally overvalued in dynasty imo, especially when you know they'll be late in the rounds. Claypool is pretty darn good, but he won't have Ben past next year. Juju could be going to a better situation for him next year (I don't think Pitt keeps him). CEH has almost no where to go but up...he isn't going to be what people thought before this year but you want pieces of KC's offense and you're getting at least a solid #2 rb if not a stud in coming years.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
To a team without a future HOF QB feeding him the ball?
I'd agree that I'll also be a little surprised if he's kept in Pittsburgh. He's supposedly a pretty good dude, and he does a lot of stuff in the community, but if he's going to want "true #1 WR money" they're likely going to let him walk. He's a really good(not elite) WR, blocks like a boss, but ever since Crazy Tony left town and he's drawn the top coverage from defenses he's been a much less dynamic player than he appeared he was going to be his first couple years in the NFL.
It's not completely beyond the pale that he stays in Pittsburgh either, which upon reflection might be the best thing for him (on the field, not in the bank account): QB and coach trust him, he knows the system, and while Pittsburgh has too many good targets to let him turn into some crazy PPR hog/TD machine in most seasons, it also means that there will be weeks that defense choose to roll the coverage away from JuJu and he is certainly talented enough to punish them when they do that.
I'd still make the deal, but I'd go into it with eyes wide open. In a year, JuJu could be "OBJ'd" if he goes for a big deal with a team without a good quarterback.
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facook
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Yes the quarterback thing could stink, but if he went somewhere where he could be a good 1b to the 1a, I think he'd be much more productive. As you said, he's not a true #1 and there are too many good receivers in Pitt for him to produce ff #s to his abilities.To a team without a future HOF QB feeding him the ball?
I'd agree that I'll also be a little surprised if he's kept in Pittsburgh. He's supposedly a pretty good dude, and he does a lot of stuff in the community, but if he's going to want "true #1 WR money" they're likely going to let him walk. He's a really good(not elite) WR, blocks like a boss, but ever since Crazy Tony left town and he's drawn the top coverage from defenses he's been a much less dynamic player than he appeared he was going to be his first couple years in the NFL.
It's not completely beyond the pale that he stays in Pittsburgh either, which upon reflection might be the best thing for him (on the field, not in the bank account): QB and coach trust him, he knows the system, and while Pittsburgh has too many good targets to let him turn into some crazy PPR hog/TD machine in most seasons, it also means that there will be weeks that defense choose to roll the coverage away from JuJu and he is certainly talented enough to punish them when they do that.
I'd still make the deal, but I'd go into it with eyes wide open. In a year, JuJu could be "OBJ'd" if he goes for a big deal with a team without a good quarterback.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
No way I do that. Claypool is going to be a stud and Helaire is not all that he seems to be. You're also giving WAY too many draft picks away.
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DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
This.No way I do that. Claypool is going to be a stud and Helaire is not all that he seems to be. You're also giving WAY too many draft picks away.
Too many draft picks. Maybe if you keep the 1st or 2nd draft pick.
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Meh. Rookie picks are ridonkulously overrated, unless its one of the first few.
I put on a scarf and everything before I posted all that.
El Floppo
Footballguy
I'm with you on the rookie picks. I typically value a known starter more than a pick...and imo starting RB is worth a 1st round pick, especially late 1st round.Meh. Rookie picks are ridonkulously overrated, unless its one of the first few.
I put on a scarf and everything before I posted all that.
That said, I usually end up with a decent WR at the end of the 1st.
But looks like I'll have to wait until the off-season for the trade regardless.
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
boilerdave
Footballguy
What’s it hurting...this thread lacks activity and regularly drops 3 or 4 pages in the FFA. Plus we got to see Flop’s rooster.
KingPrawn
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
That’s why you keep them. And use them for the overvalue. I got metcalf and Marvin Jones for the 1.02 this year.5-ish Finkle said:Meh. Rookie picks are ridonkulously overrated, unless its one of the first few.
I put on a scarf and everything before I posted all that.
Hi shuuuuukie!
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
A walk in the neighborhood without the risk of getting hit by a car whose driver doesn’t acknowledge that space between their driveway and the street?
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
A nice, 15 year old single malt ( rocks) served in a vintage Air Jordan, with a side of macaroni topped with bean/meat sauce. Maybe finish the night off listening to ####ty Pixies covers, nibbling a slice of honeydew, while I shop for a new house online .
Better?
RC94
Footballguy
ChiefD
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Speaking of, is it time to sell these? I see listings on ebay that are getting bids > $1k.
nightmare
Footballguy
In that M Jordan doc they showed him playing a game in one of his older versions.
At the end of the game his feet were bleeding and he could barely walk, so sell.
mr. furley
Footballguy
yes. absolutely yes. particularly if they aren't meaningful or special to you for some reason.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Let me preface this by saying I am not a gun guy ...never was ...and I live in Arkansas.
My son is a big hunter and so are almost everyone one of my friends.
But if you're in the camp with this guy - we can't be friends. This pretentious POS needs a serious beatdown.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1335855946405437440
ETA: if I was this kid's dad I would make a visit that particular store Santa and give him a Nerf Gun enema.
My son is a big hunter and so are almost everyone one of my friends.
But if you're in the camp with this guy - we can't be friends. This pretentious POS needs a serious beatdown.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1335855946405437440
ETA: if I was this kid's dad I would make a visit that particular store Santa and give him a Nerf Gun enema.
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mr. furley
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arrow1
Footballguy
My wife like to talk to me while in another room, or walking the other direction from me.
Osaurus
Footballguy
I rebuilt my PC back in May and the super awesome solid state drive I bought decided to flat out die last night. New one should be here tomorrow, but naturally I have to install a #### ton of things on it to get it back up and running. At least the warranty should get me a replacement some day, but doesn’t do me any good right now. Yay.
Osaurus
Footballguy
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Preach. Plus, my bride is kind of a "low talker" to boot.
FADE IN - Your hero's wife is two rooms away from where he sits, walking into a third in the opposite direction. He happens to be on a call wearing headphones.
OFFSCREEN, FEMALE LEAD - Her: *undistinguishable mumble*
CUT TO CU, DOG - Milhouse(at male lead's feet): *mildly cocks head to left*
CUT TO CU, MALE LEAD - Me: "What's up buddy?"
OFFSCREEN, FEMALE LEAD - Her: *undistinguishable mumble from a little closer*
CUT TO CU, DOG - Milhouse(at male lead's feet): *stands up*
CUT TO MED SHOT, MALE LEAD - Me (taking off headphones): "You okay, dude?"
CUT TO MED SHOT, FEMALE LEAD - Her (now in my office door): "Why aren't you answering me?"
CUT TO MED SHOT, MALE LEAD - Me: "I was on a call, were you standing there the whole time?"
CUT TO MED SHOT, FEMALE LEAD - Her: "No, I was walking into the kitchen (3 rooms away), but I asked you XYZ."
CUT TO MED SHOT, MALE LEAD - Me: "Oh, I couldn't hear you. Headphones."
CUT TO MED SHOT, FEMALE LEAD - Her: "YOU NEED YOUR HEARING CHECKED!" *walks off without an answer and begins to ask another question as she retreats*
FADE TO CREDITS
A reasonable facsimile of that happened probably at least once a week prior to quarantining. Now? I stopped counting.
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Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
completely, exactly the same for me and my wife
then she gets aggravated if I don't answer her when she isn't even talking to me more than half the time anyway ...
then she gets aggravated if I don't answer her when she isn't even talking to me more than half the time anyway ...
mr. furley
Footballguy
