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My house just lost all value, wife currently looking at houses (1 Viewer)

I'll let some locals correct me, but as I understand it there are some places in Michigan that are pretty Muslim-tastic.   
Dearborn has the highest concentration of middle easterners outside of the actual middle east

theres certainly a lot of divisiveness and catering to that population

 
And while we're on this topic - can someone shed some light on a rumor I've wondered about for a long time - Is it true that on their wedding night a Hasidic couple will have sex through a hole in the sheet?
False. No Orthodox Jews do this. Didn't stop Larry David from trying though,

 
Even if they're doing illegal things?
:shrug:   just read a bit of the wiki and a single article about how the gov't is finally nosing in to Kiryas Joel

http://forward.com/news/340941/siege-mentality-grows-in-hasidic-kiryas-joel-as-corruption-and-sex-probes-l/

' For a long time, Teitelbaum said in his speech, there’s been an implicit understanding between state authorities and the leadership of Hasidic communities like Kiryas Joel that the state wouldn’t interfere in communal affairs. '

 
Sorry, im at graduation. 

But to answer one question. They have a ton of money because they are all in cash businesses. Then they apply for welfare and get it. 

 
put it on the market and try to sell you do not have to accept an offer but right now you want that option bromigo take that to the gettin outta dodge bank

 
Sorry, im at graduation. 

But to answer one question. They have a ton of money because they are all in cash businesses. Then they apply for welfare and get it. 
What types of businesses, what do they do for income?

 
Since two houses are for sale with one sold, might be a great time to list yours and get the going rate by selling to someone who doesnt know any better, which is most home buyers. 

Or keep the house, move, and rent it out.  Let tenants deal with stuff.

Or live there and keep this thread going for a long, long time with many updates.

Question though, how quickly is this happening?  You make it sound like one moves in and bam, toxic immediately

 
Sorry, im at graduation. 

But to answer one question. They have a ton of money because they are all in cash businesses. Then they apply for welfare and get it. 
We can fix this by getting rid of paper currency. They'd have to turn in their cash for account balances & then the IRS would want to see how they amassed such wealth.

 
I was mocked for many years for mentioning that I was attending a LCB.    these jerks don't know what they're missing.  
I'm doing one next weekend when my kids are in town.  It's easy, inexpensive, and you can feed a large group of people.  Paired with lots of beer... good times had by all.  

 
the hasidics would always bring their wives and always bring a plastic bag that had a blanket or sheet in it.

now... and I've completely surmised all of this on my own without looking for backup... I think there must be some kind of law about self-pleasuring, and I think the sheet thing is true, and I think they have to bring their wives in to jack them off through a sheet. I just want to know what kind of porn they use.
going off of what i remember from grade school here but.. isn't it amoral to jerk off but also to see the other person when engaged in a sex act?

so.. the sheet & wife are required 

 
i summered as a kid in fallsburg, ny, so i have intimate knowledge of the hasids.  hated them then and hate them now.  i do admire their ability to stick together as a group though.

you should have seen the hassie-vasion coming and you waited too long.  my neighborhood was steamrolled by the Koreans back in the day, but my mom was one of the first to leave.

i would put the house on the market ASAP and just figure out where to live......far away from that, cause it just won't work.   (### bailing on Putnam County and NY back in 2008).

here are your options;

-buy your wife a denim skirt and wig

-give white sheets with holes in them to your neighbors

-erect giant fence around your pool now

-have 17 more kids

-have wild parties every saturday

-tip......long black jacket

 
Without turning this into a tldr type post, allow me to post some history first. Ill make it quick. 

Where I live we have a group of religious fanatics called Hasidics. I am Jewish myself so no anti semistism here. But without sounding too Hitlery, they are like rats. They infiltrate and have 15 kids. So they need a lot of land. And on that land they build high density housing. We are talking Monsey, New Square, Kiryas Joel for the googlers. They will even take over the school board and ruin the district despite all of their kids going to private school. @zamboni can confirm this. 

Ok, back to me. The Hasidic community wanted to annex 500 acres of land to build high density housing. We are talking close to a million, maybe more people living there. Despite paying off politicians, they did not get the 500, only 150. So they are buying every available house on the market trying to force people to accept the annexation. 

A Hasidic family just bought a house on my cul de sac. Only 8 houses on the block. I will never be able to sell to anyone not Hasidic and they will wait us out. Our neighbor has already put their house on the market and the house that sold has not even closed yet. This will not end well for us. 

My wife and I are both teachers with 17 @ 16 years in our districts. It's not so simple to jump ship. 

What are my options. I can't even move to the district I teach in because their takeover is even further along with talks of schools being closed due to lack of enrollment. 

And im not doing anything illegal like burning swastikas into their grass. This just sucks. 
jesus

 
Sorry, im at graduation. 

But to answer one question. They have a ton of money because they are all in cash businesses. Then they apply for welfare and get it. 
Geez, some of those articles look terrible. As you said, it looks very secretive to the point where they likely do skip out on taxes and still reap every benefit they can from the government. Falling back on the antisemitism angle if someone challenges them. Looked like some of the NY state politicians that wanted to dig in dropped their positions because they didn't want to be considered antisemitic.

Really sucks for you.

 
I think there must be some kind of law about self-pleasuring, and I think the sheet thing is true, and I think they have to bring their wives in to jack them off through a sheet. I just want to know what kind of porn they use.
Maybe it was them that started the GH concept...

 
I can't wait for the property wars between the Buddhist buying up eastern Orange county and the Hasids comes to a head. 

 
:shrug:   just read a bit of the wiki and a single article about how the gov't is finally nosing in to Kiryas Joel

http://forward.com/news/340941/siege-mentality-grows-in-hasidic-kiryas-joel-as-corruption-and-sex-probes-l/

' For a long time, Teitelbaum said in his speech, there’s been an implicit understanding between state authorities and the leadership of Hasidic communities like Kiryas Joel that the state wouldn’t interfere in communal affairs. '
I had never known about anything like this, but then again according to most people stuff like this is only in the Catholic church. Kind of awful in today's day and age in this country that you can have a community that is able to hide this type of stuff (reminds me of that town in the UK where the town officials knew about everything and hid it). It looks like since they don't really teach non-religious things in school, they can basically keep growing a completely ignorant community that can't really do anything other than stay in the community. Really sad for all of those kids.

 
I had never known about anything like this, but then again according to most people stuff like this is only in the Catholic church. Kind of awful in today's day and age in this country that you can have a community that is able to hide this type of stuff (reminds me of that town in the UK where the town officials knew about everything and hid it). It looks like since they don't really teach non-religious things in school, they can basically keep growing a completely ignorant community that can't really do anything other than stay in the community. Really sad for all of those kids.
certainly an extreme example but one could argue that other communities have a similar arrangement. depends on how much money you have, usually.

 
I had never known about anything like this, but then again according to most people stuff like this is only in the Catholic church. Kind of awful in today's day and age in this country that you can have a community that is able to hide this type of stuff (reminds me of that town in the UK where the town officials knew about everything and hid it). It looks like since they don't really teach non-religious things in school, they can basically keep growing a completely ignorant community that can't really do anything other than stay in the community. Really sad for all of those kids.
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