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do you have a "type"? (1 Viewer)

mr. furley

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got down the rabbit hole of ESPN personalities this morning. wound up googling Josh Elliott's ex-wife and new (soon to be) wife. they are damn near the same woman.

when i was young i noticed this about the women linked to Clint Eastwood. each could have been a body double for the next.

i've got a type but.. it's pretty loosely defined by comparison.

do you have a type? how narrowly defined is it when you look back at women/men you've dated?

 
Petite/skinny. Dark hair. Light eyes a plus. Cankles, man hands and thunderthighs need not apply.  

 
No type for me. I have found myself attracted to all different looks. Most important thing for me is one of the simplest. If I find someone attractive, and we vibe on a personal level, that's generally all I'm looking for. Don't need to add in any extra "minimum requirements."

 
I'm open minded enough to appreciate beautiful women of all types, though a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, big bust, perfect hourglass proportions and a nice caboose will turn my head more than any other.  Of course, I've never dated a woman with more than one of any of those characteristics.

 
I'm easy.  As long as she's not rail thin, doesn't outweigh me, and has naturals - I'm probably game.

 
I typically prefer women who have a bit of a natural tan. Middle Eastern, Filipina, etc. All else being equal that's my go to. 

 
my type is any type that considers my type to be their type. 

... but prefer modestly bosomed, killer legs and rear ... darker features ... artistic, independent, driven, passionate in all their endeavors. 

 
No type for me. I have found myself attracted to all different looks. Most important thing for me is one of the simplest. If I find someone attractive, and we vibe on a personal level, that's generally all I'm looking for. Don't need to add in any extra "minimum requirements."
Agree. I can't think of any specific quality that I always find attractive.

 
Curvy blonde with D-cups or better, bubble butt, not very bright. Alexis Texis is just about perfect though the breasts could be a cup size bigger.

Or petite brunette, Kendall Jenner/Victoria Justice type. Because sometimes you want steak, sometimes you want clams casino.

 
Blonde, athletic, aggressive California beach girls.  Unless you check my browsing history, then it's "surprised petite babysitter"

 
My conscious favorite is what i call Black Irish, the plainer, less freckly kind of Colleen with deepset pained eyes (see TV host Megan McCormick). My move out west reduced supply of those during my wife-choosing years (and i couldnt marry my cousin, who's very like that) and my eye moved to storks. Yup, freakishly tall, thin, translucent blondes will catch my eye & drive me wild every time.

 
Generally speaking I prefer some meat on the bones...but I think I dont have a type....or it's just female. 

I typically can see a woman and pick something positive or attractive and I can not let the rest be an issue. Not sure if that make me normal, a perv or having no standards?

 
Honestly if I were single and had Tinder, I'd swipe right on every face without looking. If a match comes back and I don't vomit, I'm trying to close on it. Black, Indian, who the #### cares, if it's got the warm & slippery I'll meet it for a drink.

 
Baskerville Old Face

Bolded prefered

Italicized optional

Underlined is just the icing on the cake!

And strikethruogh...well...that's not New Manifesto safe!!!!

 
I like pretty hair but I also know
Girls look fly in Kangols
I must say this if you like it or not
I can't stand fluorescent socks

 
[Verse 1]
You see I got this problem I need help trying to solve it
Because meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie-holic
You can hide 'Em I'm gonna find 'Em on the counter in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate
My girl keeps setting boobie traps
To catch me eating scooby snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once but I told her I was through with that
She still don't be believing me but I guess then that I'm cool with that
But I gotta sweet tooth
That will never come loose
And the truth of the matter is

[Chorus]
I like girls, they like me
They look so good in their seven jeans
Want you to be the one and my only
I wanna be faithful but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
My hands, my hands, my ha oh hands
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh), my ha oh hands (oh)
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh), my ha oh hands (oh)
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh)
My hands out the cookie jar

[Verse 2]
I gotta thing for Milano, Biscotti, Italiano
And I never turn down some Oreo's if you got those
Butter Pecan, Puerto Ricans, or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians, Hazelnut Brazilians, Macedamia
Caucasians
Double stuff or thin mint
It don't matter you getting it
Cause I gotta sweet tooth
That will never come loose
And the fact of the matter is

[Chorus]
I like girls, they like me
They look so good in their seven jeans
Want you to be the one and my only
I wanna be faithful but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
My hands, my hands, my ha oh hands
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh), my ha oh hands (oh)
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh), my ha oh hands (oh)
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh)
My hands out the cookie jar

 
[Verse 1]
You see I got this problem I need help trying to solve it
Because meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie-holic
You can hide 'Em I'm gonna find 'Em on the counter in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate
My girl keeps setting boobie traps
To catch me eating scooby snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once but I told her I was through with that
She still don't be believing me but I guess then that I'm cool with that
But I gotta sweet tooth
That will never come loose
And the truth of the matter is

[Chorus]
I like girls, they like me
They look so good in their seven jeans
Want you to be the one and my only
I wanna be faithful but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
My hands, my hands, my ha oh hands
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh), my ha oh hands (oh)
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh), my ha oh hands (oh)
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh)
My hands out the cookie jar

[Verse 2]
I gotta thing for Milano, Biscotti, Italiano
And I never turn down some Oreo's if you got those
Butter Pecan, Puerto Ricans, or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians, Hazelnut Brazilians, Macedamia
Caucasians
Double stuff or thin mint
It don't matter you getting it
Cause I gotta sweet tooth
That will never come loose
And the fact of the matter is

[Chorus]
I like girls, they like me
They look so good in their seven jeans
Want you to be the one and my only
I wanna be faithful but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
My hands, my hands, my ha oh hands
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh), my ha oh hands (oh)
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh), my ha oh hands (oh)
Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh)
My hands out the cookie jar
So great. I love the Commodores.

 
got down the rabbit hole of ESPN personalities this morning. wound up googling Josh Elliott's ex-wife and new (soon to be) wife. they are damn near the same woman.

when i was young i noticed this about the women linked to Clint Eastwood. each could have been a body double for the next.

i've got a type but.. it's pretty loosely defined by comparison.

do you have a type? how narrowly defined is it when you look back at women/men you've dated?
Never heard of this guy so googled him.  Since you forgot to include links to these women, I've taken the liberty to do it and let the FFA be the judge:

Josh Elliott's ex-wife, Priya Narang

Josh Elliott's fiance, Liz Cho.

I dunno....I think he upgraded.  There's not many pictures of his ex-wife, so he's probably doing better financially.  

Before today, I had no idea who these three people were and today, I'm mildly an expert.  Thank you, Furls.

 
Petite, Brunette, Curvy, Olive skin (preferred), Great butt and a nice smile.

Examples: Halle Berry, Salma, Alba, Zoe, Kate Beckinsale 

 
Lady, you bring me up when I'm down,
And maybe you're gonna change my life around

You came to me when I was lonely and no one cared
You made me see that I was only, just runnin' scared
I saw your face and somethin' told me, you were the one
You smiled at me and now I see: my life's begun

Lady, (pretty lady) you bring me up when I'm down,
Up when I'm down
(And maybe you're gonna change my life around)
Gonna change my life around, yeah
Lady, you brought me in from out the rain, yeah
Maybe my life will never be the same

Once I was filled with desperation, a solitary man
You gave me hope and inspiration, like only true love can
Now I believe in what you're sayin', I'm ten feet tall
This love don't need no explainin', we've got it all

(Lady, you bring me up when I'm down)
Up when I'm down
And maybe (Maybe you're gonna change my life around)

La la la la la la
La la la la la la
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na la la la la la

Whoa lady, you bring me up when I'm down
Up when I'm down
(And maybe, yeah, you're gonna change my life around)
Gonna change my life around, yeah
Lady, pretty lady, you brought me in from out the rain
And maybe my life will never be the same
It'll never be the same, yeah

Lady, woo, you bring me up when I'm down,
Up when I'm down
(And maybe, maybe you're gonna change my life around)
Yeah, yeah, yeah (ooo)
Lady

 
Honestly if I were single and had Tinder, I'd swipe right on every face without looking. If a match comes back and I don't vomit, I'm trying to close on it. Black, Indian, who the #### cares, if it's got the warm & slippery I'll meet it for a drink.
Reminds me of one of my favorite Dark Tower lines 

"He wants #### and #### that don't squish in his hands and a box that'll grip what he pushes"

 
I am a pretty simple guy.

My type is a tall lean lady in the 5-8 to 5-10 range, long muscular legs, small tight butt not a quarter horse Kardashian. Nice tight stomach with full perky natural breasts. Has to have perfect white teeth and a great smile. A very non demanding loving personality.  Has a nice paying 100K+ a year job but also as a hobby is a gourmet chef and loves to clean the house.

 
Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up on
That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.

////////////

Whatever the surface, would swap out for low-to-no maintenance. Whatever the surface, if she's genuinely kind, supportive of others, not tied up in possessions and can hold a conversation, I'd lean that way. Don't care on skin/ethnicity, mid 5' and go from there. 

 
My type has traditionally been taller girls as the main common thread. I used to have a common thread with redheads but my wife is a brunette and that used to be the kidding/prodding joke about I took her in spite of her not being a redhead, and then our son came out.....with red hair.

 

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