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I’m getting a vasectomy through Planned Parenthood - Ask Me Anything (1 Viewer)

dkp993 said:
While my understanding of quantum mechanics is elementary I’m not sure your statement is 100% correct (hence the challenge of quantum mechanics) but let’s assume for a minute it is.  How did this escalate so rapidly as to cause the Big Bang and the immediate creation of all matter?

Thanks.  Which one?
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You are correct. What I said was nonsense. 

You’re welcome.  Both. 

 
Is it a good sign or a bad sign when the nurse won’t look you in the eye after that kind of handling? Asking for a friend. 

 
roadkill1292 said:
You might want to keep this from any future scheming trophy wife you may acquire.  ;)

In the bigger picture, threads like these are helping in some small way to erase the negative perception of PP in parts of the country. It's an organization which has done a tremendous amount of good for the American people.
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I agree!  I think I speak for most right-wingers on this forum when I say that I greatly appreciate the social benefit that Planned Parenthood is providing by making sure that HF doesn't reproduce.

(I kid).

 
IvanKaramazov said:
I agree!  I think I speak for most right-wingers on this forum when I say that I greatly appreciate the social benefit that Planned Parenthood is providing by making sure that HF doesn't reproduce.

(I kid).
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No, I get it.  When the first right winger’s wife in my neighborhood suggested it, I dismissed it. By the fourth or fifth who said it would make everything easier, it started to really make sense. 

 
Henry Ford said:
That’s why I’m getting it done here.  I want my money to go to someone doing some good, not some dolt advertising his March Madness special on a billboard and buying his third boat. 
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Most people don't associate PP with vasectomies, but it makes perfect sense. I'm squeamish, so I looked for someone who does lots of them with minimal pain, so I chose a no needle no scalpel guy, who probably has a nice boat:  https://www.miamiurologyconsultants.com/vasectomy.html

 
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
You know how they're like "in 99% of cases this procedure is easy"?  Turns out that in this specific instance it kinda sucks to be a one percenter.  Hope things go smoothly for you.
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I believe the taint fondling was to help with this. She wanted to make sure she could individually feel the vas deferens.  

Now, in my opinion that should only take a few seconds.  The rest was probably flirting. 

 
Henry Ford said:
Possible risks:

(A) Loss of testicle
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Or, as in my case, the vas deferens was not readily accessible via the incision they made so they dug around in my scrotum to pull the cord out - creating unbearable pain.  They completed the procedure only to find out via testing that it didn't take, so they had to perform the procedure again - thankfully the 2nd time was under general anesthesia - slept like a baby.

But hey - I'm sure you'll be fine.   

#nocondoms

 
lakerstan said:
Or, as in my case, the vas deferens was not readily accessible via the incision they made so they dug around in my scrotum to pull the cord out - creating unbearable pain.  They completed the procedure only to find out via testing that it didn't take, so they had to perform the procedure again - thankfully the 2nd time was under general anesthesia - slept like a baby.

But hey - I'm sure you'll be fine.   

#nocondoms
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Henry Ford said:
I believe the taint fondling was to help with this. She wanted to make sure she could individually feel the vas deferens.  

Now, in my opinion that should only take a few seconds.  The rest was probably flirting. 
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Ditkaless Wonders said:
Its a good sign if she locks eyes while doing it.
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She made a concerted effort not to do so before, during, or after from the point that she mentioned she had to - almost as an afterthought at the end.  Frankly, it seemed like just a sneaky way to get her hands on my grundle.

 
Henry Ford said:
She made a concerted effort not to do so before, during, or after from the point that she mentioned she had to - almost as an afterthought at the end.  Frankly, it seemed like just a sneaky way to get her hands on my grundle.
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A hand? Singular?  I would think it a two handed job with maybe a nurses aid standing bye as a safety officer, you know, just in case.

 
Many thanks to you @Henry Ford.

Not only is this easily the best thread of the day in the PSF, discussing a valuable topic, but after struggling to come up with a new FF team name this season, I believe I've settled on Under My Grundle as the winner.

 
Herb said:
Many thanks to you @Henry Ford.

Not only is this easily the best thread of the day in the PSF, discussing a valuable topic, but after struggling to come up with a new FF team name this season, I believe I've settled on Under My Grundle as the winner.
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I sacrifice my genitals at the altar of the PSF.

 
I really anticipated this would be a discussion with people curiously asking what the people/place/experience were like.  Did not imagine there would be no questions at all about that.

Oh, scheduling it is roughly impossible - it's apparently the most-desired service at this PP, which means it takes months to get an appointment.  I won't be able to get the procedure until close to the end of the year.

 
Henry Ford said:
I really anticipated this would be a discussion with people curiously asking what the people/place/experience were like.  Did not imagine there would be no questions at all about that.

Oh, scheduling it is roughly impossible - it's apparently the most-desired service at this PP, which means it takes months to get an appointment.  I won't be able to get the procedure until close to the end of the year.
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Be careful this fall GB. 

 
Henry Ford said:
I really anticipated this would be a discussion with people curiously asking what the people/place/experience were like.  Did not imagine there would be no questions at all about that.

Oh, scheduling it is roughly impossible - it's apparently the most-desired service at this PP, which means it takes months to get an appointment.  I won't be able to get the procedure until close to the end of the year.
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Oh Henry.  :lmao:

 
Henry Ford said:
I really anticipated this would be a discussion with people curiously asking what the people/place/experience were like.  Did not imagine there would be no questions at all about that.

Oh, scheduling it is roughly impossible - it's apparently the most-desired service at this PP, which means it takes months to get an appointment.  I won't be able to get the procedure until close to the end of the year.
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I fixed my washing machine, dishwasher and hedge trimmer cheaply and easily by watching videos on YouTube.  You should do the same thing to fix yourself. 

 
Sheriff Bart said:
I fixed my washing machine, dishwasher and hedge trimmer cheaply and easily by watching videos on YouTube.  You should do the same thing to fix yourself. 
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I replaced my washing machine, dishwasher and hedge trimmer for a reasonable price and used the extra time to read a good book. 

 
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