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Border Agents seize bag of dead birds from China traveler

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I'm still thinking we are going to find out this is a readily available commercial product sold in china as legitimate cat food.  They have some different ways.

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1 minute ago, Ditkaless Wonders said:

I'm still thinking we are going to find out this is a readily available commercial product sold in china as legitimate cat food.  They have some different ways.

I'm sure they will test the birds for disease. 

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Just now, JohnnyU said:

I'm sure they will test the birds for disease. 

If I read correctly they have already incinerated them.  I suspect, however, that they would have taken some test samples before incinerating,, as you suggest.

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5 minutes ago, JohnnyU said:

Seriously, why would anyone do that?

Very weird. What kind of birds were they?

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Like the mysterious Tom Brady 'retirement?' pic, this will end up being a Birds of Prey marketing ploy.  😁

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I have seen several article headlines about this entitled:

Dead birds posing as cat food confiscated at Dulles airport

https://mynorthwest.com/1713434/dead-birds-posing-as-cat-food-confiscated-at-dulles-airport/

 

Don't you just hate it when dead birds pretend to be cat food?  

 

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No no they're not dead, they're resting! Remarkable birds the Norwegian Blue, ay? Beautiful plumage!

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Just now, Workhorse said:

No no they're not dead, they're resting! Remarkable birds the Norwegian Blue, ay? Beautiful plumage!

They should have nailed their feet to a perch.

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“Honey I was going to pick you up a jade necklace but settled on the packaged dead birds”

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I checked out a couple episodes of some border security show on Netflix.  People do try to bring in some wild stuff.  Shrunken heads from the Amazon are a no-go.  

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I prefer pangolin scales.

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A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

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6 hours ago, Summer Wheat said:

This will probably come up in the open border debates.

As it should 

today it’s birds, tomorrow It could be guns going to states with strict gun laws...

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4 minutes ago, Sam Quentin said:

As it should 

today it’s birds, tomorrow It could be guns going to states with strict gun laws...

Wait, if you can't get through customs a package of Carrion Critters, will anyone be able to get guns through our airports?

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27 minutes ago, squistion said:

Wait, if you can't get through customs a package of Carrion Critters, will anyone be able to get guns through our airports?

Should they?

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