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It was sent to 9 different numbers,  I recognize none of them and every number had a different area code. I don’t recognize any of the area codes. The message was:

This is SSG Nash, we are Team 9 for the ESB. Every morning we will meet up and I will collect your CAC's for the White Cell's accountability. We will get them back at the end of the day. 
 

Nobody every replied to it. What does it mean?

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SSG is short for Staff Sergeant, and CAC is short for Common Access Card, otherwise known as your military ID

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SSG equals staff Sergeant

CAC equals common access card… It’s what we used to get into our government computers

ESB Is the Army’s expeditionary signal battalions

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Special Selector General Nash of the Excellent Specimen Bureau wants to measure your Current Awesomeness Capability. 

You're being recruited for some secret mission.

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8 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

It was sent to 9 different numbers,  I recognize none of them and every number had a different area code. I don’t recognize any of the area codes. The message was:

This is SSG Nash, we are Team 9 for the ESB. Every morning we will meet up and I will collect your CAC's for the White Cell's accountability. We will get them back at the end of the day. 
 

Nobody every replied to it. What does it mean?

Congrats, you’ve been selected to an elite black ops program.  Bad move to post that here though.

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Looks like you've been drafted. Thank you for your service.

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8 minutes ago, TheWinz said:

SSG is short for Staff Sergeant, and CAC is short for Common Access Card, otherwise known as your military ID

 

8 minutes ago, Oracle said:

SSG equals staff Sergeant

CAC equals common access card… It’s what we used to get into our government computers

ESB Is the Army’s expeditionary signal battalions

Nice, what’s this white cell that I’m in now?

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Are you into conspiracy theories?  If so, you will love this one...

A quick google search for the acronym ESB brings up Enterprise Service Bus, a product designed by Oracle.  Look who was the 2nd person to reply in your thread.  Hmmm???

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2 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

Nice, what’s this white cell that I’m in now?

Well white blood cells are for protection against illness and disease. 

I'd say it's a domestic assassination squad. 

#activatensaalert

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2 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

Nice, what’s this white cell that I’m in now?

Have you recently had a medical appointment where you were sedated?

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5 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

Nice, what’s this white cell that I’m in now?

White Cells Matter.

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7 minutes ago, TheWinz said:

Have you recently had a medical appointment where you were sedated?

No but about 3 days ago I woke up in a park with no recollection of what I did the few days before. Since then I bought a handgun for the first time in my life and I’ll be damned if I’m not a hell of a natural, can’t miss from inside 50 yards with my glock 9.

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18 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

 

Nice, what’s this white cell that I’m in now?

Shrug

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Pretty sure it's Steve (Samuel George?) Nash saying you've made his all-white basketball team - the White Cell - and you should make sure you have your Caucasian Authentication Card on you when you show up.

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1 minute ago, Ilov80s said:

No but about 3 days ago I woke up in a park with no recollection of what I did the few days before. Since then I bought a handgun for the first time in my life and I’ll be damned if I’m not a hell of a natural, can’t miss from inside 50 yards with my glock 9.

You can tell me the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. You can tell me that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. You know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, you can run flat out for a half mile before your hands start shaking. Now why would you know that? How can you know that and not know what that test message means?

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1 minute ago, Long Ball Larry said:

You can tell me the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. You can tell me that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. You know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, you can run flat out for a half mile before your hands start shaking. Now why would you know that? How can you know that and not know what that test message means?

Whoa. I also know your real name isn’t Larry, you live in the North East United States and you have been wholly unaware of the black Ford Flex that has been tailing you for the better part of a week. 

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28 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

It was sent to 9 different numbers,  I recognize none of them and every number had a different area code. I don’t recognize any of the area codes. The message was:

This is SSG Nash, we are Team 9 for the ESB. Every morning we will meet up and I will collect your CAC's for the White Cell's accountability. We will get them back at the end of the day. 
 

Nobody every replied to it. What does it mean?

 

Sounds like the IMF recruited you. Guess you beat out Tom Cruise for the last spot

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16 minutes ago, Oracle said:

Shrug

Oh I get it. Establishing plausible deniability. 

Won't work, chief. We're on to you.

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32 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:
40 minutes ago, Oracle said:

SSG equals staff Sergeant

CAC equals common access card… It’s what we used to get into our government computers

ESB Is the Army’s expeditionary signal battalions

Nice, what’s this white cell that I’m in now?

Sounds like a team working in the white cell in a large scale training event involving ESBs.  The white cell is usually a group that monitors and controls the training event, with other groups playing blue forces, red forces, neutral/commercial entities, etc.

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I’m seeing my BIL who was an assistant to a Naval Admiral tomorrow. I wonder if that’s part of the mission?

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43 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

 

Nice, what’s this white cell that I’m in now?

You’re not in the White Cell; the White Cell is keeping track of you. :stalker:

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1 hour ago, Ilov80s said:

It was sent to 9 different numbers,  I recognize none of them and every number had a different area code. I don’t recognize any of the area codes. The message was:

This is SSG Nash, we are Team 9 for the ESB. Every morning we will meet up and I will collect your CAC's for the White Cell's accountability. We will get them back at the end of the day. 
 

Nobody every replied to it. What does it mean?

Never lose control of your CAC!

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1 hour ago, TheWinz said:

Are you into conspiracy theories?  If so, you will love this one...

A quick google search for the acronym ESB brings up Enterprise Service Bus, a product designed by Oracle.  Look who was the 2nd person to reply in your thread.  Hmmm???

LOCATION: NOVA

:headexplode:

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I just hoping it’s a Jason Bourne situation and not a Manchurian Candidate situation 

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35 minutes ago, Just Win Baby said:

Sounds like a team working in the white cell in a large scale training event involving ESBs.  The white cell is usually a group that monitors and controls the training event, with other groups playing blue forces, red forces, neutral/commercial entities, etc.

Basically the O/C's (observer controller)

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It sound like it is from smokey is a bandit when they talkin on cb

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[insert theme song from Get Smart here]

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1 hour ago, Ilov80s said:

No but about 3 days ago I woke up in a park with no recollection of what I did the few days before. Since then I bought a handgun for the first time in my life and I’ll be damned if I’m not a hell of a natural, can’t miss from inside 50 yards with my glock 9.

This is nothing special. I learned that from watching the Walking Dead.

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ESB = Engage Seattle Battalion. The White Cell is gonna do some major damage to them hippies.

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2 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said:

Special Selector General Nash of the Excellent Specimen Bureau wants to measure your Current Awesomeness Capability. 

You're being recruited for some secret mission.

I agree with none of the above EXCEPT the bolded. 

Godspeed and "the rooster crows at midnight"!

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53 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

I just hoping it’s a Jason Bourne situation and not a Manchurian Candidate situation 

*chants* Enrico Palazzo! Enrico Palazzo! 

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Btw, did you respond?

If not, I'd send a text back asking who ordered the Code Red. Make sure it wasn't Santiago.

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5 minutes ago, gianmarco said:

Btw, did you respond?

If not, I'd send a text back asking who ordered the Code Red. Make sure it wasn't Santiago.

Hahaha no didn’t respond. I was waiting to see if someone else would but is been like 8 hours now without any.

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I’m guessing it’s a new derivative supergroup CAC SSG Nash & Young being formed.

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:blackdot:  

 

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3 hours ago, Studs & Duds said:

It sound like it is from smokey is a bandit when they talkin on cb

:lmao:

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You're supposed to report for a top-secret task force to eliminate bamboo.

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4 hours ago, Ilov80s said:

Hahaha no didn’t respond. I was waiting to see if someone else would but is been like 8 hours now without any.

They were waiting on your response, but you went silent. They probably think yiu went rogue. 

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1 hour ago, OrtonToOlsen said:

The chair is against the wall.

 

John has a long mustache.

It's 11:59 on Radio Free America; this is Uncle Sam, with music, and the truth until dawn. Right now I've got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in the occupied zone

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Tempted to text them that the operation has been compromised... 

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