Recent content by Morton

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:thumbup: Buffalo will be good on both sides of the ball. They will win their division! :eek:

I hate to start rumors, but I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here. When Archie saw that no player images were allowed, he realized Eli wouldn't be on the cover. He has since obtained a court order to stop this contest and the publication of the book.

Don't worry... Clinton was probably never hurt in the first place. This is likely just Shanahan's most elaborate scheme ever. :yes:

It's been grueling, but I've been thinking about Portis almost non-stop since Sunday evening... with just several brief breaks to ponder Bennett's chances as the just-in-case alternative.

Does anyone have any stats on the average time for release of MRI results in the Mountain time zone?P.S. Positive thoughts still flowing...

Several questions about God and football come to mind:1. If you were God, wouldn't you spend as much time as possible playing fantasy football?2. If Portis is ok and plays next week, does this mean that God has Portis on his team?3. If Portis is out for awhile, can we assume God's opponent next...

I think Fred holds the record for longest average thread length. Does anyone have stats on this?

I've also got the Fred vs. Tiki choice. At the moment I'm leaning (very slightly) towards Tiki. I figure he's got a better chance (very slightly) of breaking off a long TD against NO than Fred does against NE.

:thumbup: The specifics (rushing yards, receiving, TD's)CAR 71,51,0BUF 71,10,0MIA 35,64,0BAL 78,30,0TEN 65,0,0

In a historic week, every underdog except the Bengals and Texans.