‘Modern-day Jesus’ is on a mission - New York Post (1 Viewer)

[Binky The Doormat]

omg ...

It looks like this is real.  Seems like a humble guy.  

https://nypost.com/2019/03/12/modern-day-jesus-is-on-a-mission-to-share-his-strong-sperm/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

My new pick up line :

”My sperm is much better than what is in a sperm bank, as it’s strong and fresh during the donation, while I also do it all for free.”

 

[AAABatteries]

The Immaculate Ejaculate

 

[eoMMan]

I saw that guy parked on the street outside my house this morning!

 

[Parrothead]

he's not only the second coming of christ, he's the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth.... 

 

[wikkidpissah]

Praise Jizzus!

 

[Politician Spock]

I heard the guy turned two fish and five loaves of bread into 5,000 NASCAR fans.