18 Wheeler shtick rolls into the FFA (1 Viewer)

[Nipsey]

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~~~▄▄██▌▌THE FUTURE OF SHTICK HAS ARRIVED

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[Ministry of Pain]

Can I use this for my new trucking company Nipsey? I'll let you come up with the slogan...be nice

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I think I saw some clown doing this on ICQ back in '97.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I think I saw some clown doing this on ICQ back in '97.

We love throwbacks

 

[Dr. Gobbler]

Yo Nipsey, you're time machine is all ###### up!!

 

[tdoss]

It looks like it's backing up...it's alignment is off and the backwheels don't match the front.

Fix it...and we'll let it grow. Otherwise...it'll die a fiery death.

 

[Otis]

Best new shtick since icy pots.

 

[Arizona Ron]

I don't see this lasting long.

 

[Scotty Baby]

You call it gonna be all over, baby.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...

 

[ArcticEdge]

Best new shtick since icy pots.

Your handle can be Mirror Boy!

 

[Ned]

Where are the mudflaps?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Sign says clearance to the twelve-foot line, but the chickens was stacked to thirteen-nine.

 

[Flying V]

What did it back into to screw up the trailer like that?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Totally saw this coming.

 

[=Smackdown=]

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'

We're gonna do what they say can't be done

We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there

I'm east bound, just watch ol' bandit run

Keep your foot hard on the pedal, boys never mind them breaks

Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make

The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana

And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes

 

[urbanhack]

HONDA

 

[Sinn Fein]

HONDA

eterbilt:

 

[B-Deep]

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...

It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June in a Kenworth pullin' logs

 

[B-Deep]

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~~~▄▄██▌▌STUPID MOTHER TRUCKER

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[Aaron Rudnicki]

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[Flying V]

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WTT?

 

[B-Deep]

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truckin' ninjas

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

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[Limp Ditka]

Fantastic! When does it roll out?

 

[John Bender]

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[tri-man 47]

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"Settle down, ya damn pickles, you're rockin' the truck"

 

[John Bender]

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[John Bender]

Better for the environment_

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[Flying V]

I prefer the bus.



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[B-Deep]

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[Al Czervik]

Fantastic! When does it roll out?

 

[B-Deep]

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[QuizGuy66]

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~~~▄▄██▌▌BACK UP THE TRUCK!

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-QG

 

[Ministry of Pain]

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[Sarnoff]

None of those are formatted right on my screen

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

None of those are formatted right on my screen

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[QuizGuy66]

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[Exit 1]

You call it gonna be all over, baby.

Big fan.

 

[Sarnoff]

This thread has a certain †ⅇⓈƬ ∮⊚ℛⓊ feel to it.

 

[Arizona Ron]

This thread has a certain †ⅇⓈƬ ∮⊚ℛⓊ feel to it.

:reported:

 

[urbanhack]

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~~~▄▄██▌▌ COME GET SOME!!!!

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[BringItOn]

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'We're gonna do what they say can't be doneWe've got a long way to go and a short time to get thereI'm east bound, just watch ol' bandit runKeep your foot hard on the pedal, boys never mind them breaksLet it all hang out 'cause we got a run to makeThe boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in TexarkanaAnd we'll bring it back no matter what it takes

Ok.. now this has been stuck in my head for the last 3 hours.. THANKS!

 

[ArcticEdge]

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Each to their own my man..

 

[SoCalBroncoFan]

Can we get 2 trucks going at each other for a truck wreck?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Can we get 2 trucks going at each other for a truck wreck?

Yes and put posters in there that tend not to get along.

 

[Dark Matter]

I love that it only goes in reverse. Well, that and the tires remind me of boobs

 

[Foosball God]

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...

Convoy!

 

[Fennis]

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~~~▄▄██▌▌ BOOBS!

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[Sinn Fein]

I love that it only goes in reverse. Well, that and the tires remind me of boobs

I assume you love this bus