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2006 Shark Pool All-Pro Roster (1 Viewer)

Sigmund Bloom said:
H.K. said:
After that, we rested our starters and let a local Pop Warner team play the rest of the scrimmage. Tried to let the staffers build up their confidence.
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I knew it was weird when you guys were drinking juice boxes instead of gatorade on the sidelines.
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Nah...juice mixes better with vodka.
 
Sigmund Bloom said:
H.K. said:
After that, we rested our starters and let a local Pop Warner team play the rest of the scrimmage. Tried to let the staffers build up their confidence.
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I knew it was weird when you guys were drinking juice boxes instead of gatorade on the sidelines.
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They won't let me have those anyway - I'm still on the sippy cup.
 
BassNBrew said:
Sigmund Bloom said:
H.K. said:
After that, we rested our starters and let a local Pop Warner team play the rest of the scrimmage. Tried to let the staffers build up their confidence.
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I knew it was weird when you guys were drinking juice boxes instead of gatorade on the sidelines.
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Nah...juice mixes better with vodka.
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Serious question: You ever mix vodka with Gatorade? We used to do it in college and wow....its works quite well.
 
H.K. said:
BassNBrew said:
Sigmund Bloom said:
H.K. said:
After that, we rested our starters and let a local Pop Warner team play the rest of the scrimmage. Tried to let the staffers build up their confidence.
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I knew it was weird when you guys were drinking juice boxes instead of gatorade on the sidelines.
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Nah...juice mixes better with vodka.
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Serious question: You ever mix vodka with Gatorade? We used to do it in college and wow....its works quite well.
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Rehydrate while you dehydrate - I like it! Fill up a tub and send it out to the Crown City Brewery so Redman and I can sample it.Maybe we'll even dump some on our HC when we beat the staff - whenever we get an HC.
 
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Couch Potato said:
H.K. said:
Offensive Coordinator - Couch Potato - I guess we'll need to get him a Madden Cruiser so he can stay on his couch when he travels to games, and then carry him on his couch to the sidelines, but it will be worth it.
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:excited: Wow, that sounds great! With all that sitting around I'll be as big as Madden in no time too. I finally opened this thread a day after it was posted, and it wasn't at all what I expected. I thought it was going to be some sort of consensus thread on what NFL players s/b All-Pro. I am deeply honored to make the team.

As Offensive Coordinator, does this mean I get to coordinate the offensive comments coming from the players and staff? I do want this job. :bag:
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HEY! We need a Defensive Coordinator! I'd like to nominate (keepin' with the Steelers D theme): Frenchy Fuqua!(BTW, since Levin is out for the season, it's rumored that a secret staffer is comin' @ QB - BGP. LB corp will show him a "night on the ground" he won't forget!)

 
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nightshift said:
HEY! We need a Defensive Coordinator! I'd like to nominate (keepin' with the Steelers D theme): Frenchy Fuqua!(BTW, since Levin is out for the season, it's rumored that a secret staffer is comin' @ QB - BGP. LB corp will show him a "night on the ground" he won't forget!)
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diesel7982 is DC.We don't have a HC yet....not sure if we need one, who's gonna listen to him anyway?If Frenchy Fuqua is anything like the real one, he should be on the squad somehow, just to see what kind of an insane wardrobe he conjures up. Get him in here and see if he wants a spot.We need some depth, too. Probably should open it up for nominations.
 
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Gr00vus said:
H.K. said:
If Frenchy Fuqua is anything like the real one, he should be on the squad somehow, just to see what kind of an insane wardrobe he conjures up. Get him in here and see if he wants a spot.
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Team doctor or trainer?
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Frenchy strikes me as guy who needs to suit up, let's wait and see what he says. I'm not worried about any of our guys getting hurt, but it feels like we are loaded up with a lot of John Matuzak types who will be burning the candle at both ends, so we should expand the roster to keep guys fresh. I'd hate to have a squad of people that have to cut down on their "Extracurricular Activities" just because we've got a game the next day.
 
H.K. said:
Gr00vus said:
H.K. said:
If Frenchy Fuqua is anything like the real one, he should be on the squad somehow, just to see what kind of an insane wardrobe he conjures up. Get him in here and see if he wants a spot.
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Team doctor or trainer?
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Frenchy strikes me as guy who needs to suit up, let's wait and see what he says. I'm not worried about any of our guys getting hurt, but it feels like we are loaded up with a lot of John Matuzak types who will be burning the candle at both ends, so we should expand the roster to keep guys fresh. I'd hate to have a squad of people that have to cut down on their "Extracurricular Activities" just because we've got a game the next day.
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That's where the team doctor/trainer comes in. My meds...I NEED MY MEDS!!! Maybe MassRaider could do it - he's got the Hunter S. "Doctor Gonzo" Thompson avatar - wild turkey, mescaline and grapefruit, now that's a pre-game spread.
 
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Sinrman said:
Can I be the mascot?! I wanna move up from waterboy... I'm tired of being Gatorade boy... :confused:
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Sorry, no mascots for this team, just hot cheerleaders with no brains or morals. Also, we need a bartender much more than we need a waterboy.What we DO need is some DL help. We don't have the personnel required to run Ampipe's 62 Stack Monster...we have to run that against our archrival, especially if its muddy. Let me know if you want in, and you're on!
 
Gr00vus said:
Evilgrin 72 said:
Gr00vus said:
Couch Potato said:
H.K. said:
Sorry, no mascots for this team, just hot cheerleaders with no brains or morals.
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How about this girl... um, guy... um, girl... um...http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showuser=2364
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MY EYES!!! The goggles....they do nothing!
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:blackdot: :lmao: Real acid?
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:banned: :suds: :lmao: :lmao:
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John Madden's Lunchbox is now on the squad. He/she will play defensive tackle. Still trying to determine if we'll need seperate locker rooms...
 
H.K. said:
Sinrman said:
Can I be the mascot?! I wanna move up from waterboy... I'm tired of being Gatorade boy... :goodposting:
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Sorry, no mascots for this team, just hot cheerleaders with no brains or morals. Also, we need a bartender much more than we need a waterboy.What we DO need is some DL help. We don't have the personnel required to run Ampipe's 62 Stack Monster...we have to run that against our archrival, especially if its muddy. Let me know if you want in, and you're on!
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Whoa there Al Davis! Save a few bucks - employ hot, mindless, immoral cheerleaders that work as bartenders (or strippers) or beer girls on the course. Sinrman, can you drive? Get a nice suit and you can pilot the Hummer Limo for me & my boys down Carson St.... make sure the limo is clean, stocked, & ready to rock. :goodposting:
 
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Ghost Rider said:
Given his penchant for breaking things down to a 'T'...I think SSOG would be a tremendous head coach.
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No way, he would confuse my RB's with his Shanny tactics....besides BnB & TGunz are confused enough already.BTW Ghost Rider, grab a helmet, you're on, too. This team needs a Long Snapper**(calm down, otis, its a football term in this case)
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I agree with HK, SSOG still thinks Dayne is starter material :) As for me being smarter than Parcells, I am sure of it, but that doesn't mean I know more about football than he does. I just watched invincible though so I am all over special teams :thumbdown:
 
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