Eephus
Footballguy
Bud Selig's annual stand-up comedy routine should have extra resonance this year.
1. Houston Astros2. Chicago Cubs3. Colorado Rockies4. Minnesota Twins5. Cleveland Indians6. Miami Marlins7. Boston Red Sox8. Kansas City Royals9. Pittsburgh Pirates (M. Appel - unsigned)10. Toronto Blue Jays11. New York Mets12. Seattle Mariners13. San Diego Padres14. Pittsburgh Pirates15. Arizona Diamondbacks16. Philadelphia Phillies17. Chicago White Sox18. Los Angeles Dodgers19. St. Louis Cardinals20. Detroit Tigers21. Tampa Bay Rays22. Baltimore Orioles23. Texas Rangers24. Oakland Athletics25. San Francisco Giants26. New York Yankees27. Cincinnati Reds28. St. Louis Cardinals (K. Lohse)129. Tampa Bay Rays (B.J. Upton)230. Texas Rangers (J. Hamilton)331. Atlanta Braves (M. Bourn)432. New York Yankees (N. Swisher)533. New York Yankees (R. Soriano)6
1. Houston Astros2. Chicago Cubs3. Colorado Rockies4. Minnesota Twins5. Cleveland Indians6. Miami Marlins7. Boston Red Sox8. Kansas City Royals9. Pittsburgh Pirates (M. Appel - unsigned)10. Toronto Blue Jays11. New York Mets12. Seattle Mariners13. San Diego Padres14. Pittsburgh Pirates15. Arizona Diamondbacks16. Philadelphia Phillies17. Chicago White Sox18. Los Angeles Dodgers19. St. Louis Cardinals20. Detroit Tigers21. Tampa Bay Rays22. Baltimore Orioles23. Texas Rangers24. Oakland Athletics25. San Francisco Giants26. New York Yankees27. Cincinnati Reds28. St. Louis Cardinals (K. Lohse)129. Tampa Bay Rays (B.J. Upton)230. Texas Rangers (J. Hamilton)331. Atlanta Braves (M. Bourn)432. New York Yankees (N. Swisher)533. New York Yankees (R. Soriano)6