2015 Cakeleeg (1 Viewer)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

16.6 Kennys Vargas DH, Twins

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Straight ball, he hit it very much.

 

[cheese]

Tyler Clippard RP

 

[Buckfast 1]

16.8 - Alex Rios - OF - KC

 

[Capella]

Dalton Pompey sounds like the name of a Harry Potter character.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dalton Pompey sounds like the name of a Harry Potter character.

 

[General Malaise]

ANNOUNCE

I've leaving today at about 4:00 to take the kids to the circus. I won't be drafting or updating #### in here until late tonight. Don't text me.

ooooooooooooooooooooof

 

[General Malaise]

love the 1 pick shtick

 

[shuke]

15.12 Bender/Dan Lambskin Kevin Gaussman, SP - BAL

15.13 Chemical X Salvador Perez, C

15.14 Cappy Justin Verlander, P

16.01 Cappy Chris Archer, SP

16.02 Chemical X garrett richards, laa

16.03 Bender/Dan Lambskin Michael Morse, 1B/OF

16.04 Mr. Pickles Ken Giles, RP, PHI

16.05 TreZilla Dalton Pompey, OF

16.06 trogg Kennys Vargas DH, Twins

16.07 cheese Tyler Clippard RP

16.08 Buckfast Alex Rios - OF - KC

16.09 urbanhack/eephus

16.10 cosjobs

16.11 GM

16.12 Greco/DD

16.13 shuke

16.14 SoCalBroncoFan

17.01 SoCalBroncoFan

17.02 shuke

17.03 Greco/DD

17.04 GM

17.05 cosjobs

 

[General Malaise]

Off to lunch. Cya guys.

What's on the menu for today?

Lame chef salad. Having grouper tonight though.

Man....grouper, perch, walleye. Hard to find that here. About salmoned out. Think tonight might call for some fresh rock fish or lingcod if I can find it. I like halibut but hate the price they make us pay for it.

 

[SoCalBroncoFan]

ANNOUNCE

I've leaving today at about 4:00 to take the kids to the circus. I won't be drafting or updating #### in here until late tonight. Don't text me.

ooooooooooooooooooooof

So let's get to his picks before 4:00...no problem!!!

 

[shuke]

OK Eephus, show us how it's done.

 

[General Malaise]

Man, I used to love Miss Clarkson too.

I still liked her when she went through a little chubby phase. But she is out of control now.

You still would.

 

[cosjobs]

OK Eephus, show uP

 

[Dan Lambskin]

You guys just making up names now?

 

[cosjobs]

Sigh.

I need to run errands.

Text me

 

[Eephus]

OK Eephus, show uP

Hack said he was still picking up until 5PM CST today.

 

[Capella]

Off to lunch. Cya guys.

What's on the menu for today?

Lame chef salad. Having grouper tonight though.

Man....grouper, perch, walleye. Hard to find that here. About salmoned out. Think tonight might call for some fresh rock fish or lingcod if I can find it. I like halibut but hate the price they make us pay for it.

Yea man. Fresh fish is the best. In Minnesota I got an almond-crusted halibut with a lemon butter sauce. Can't recreate it. So good.

 

[General Malaise]

No phone today, so can't text, can't accept text and can't update my instagram account with all the pictures of my food.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

So we're done for the week?

 

[shuke]

OK Eephus, show uP

Hack said he was still picking up until 5PM CST today.

It's time for you to step up and take control!

 

[shuke]

So we're done for the week?

Would be nice to get through these before GM and I go off the grid:

16.09 urbanhack/eephus
16.10 cosjobs
16.11 GM
16.12 Greco/DD
16.13 shuke
16.14 SoCalBroncoFan
17.01 SoCalBroncoFan
17.02 shuke
17.03 Greco/DD
17.04 GM

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

No one has hackphone?

 

[shuke]

Hack texted

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Via Shuke via Hack:

16.09 -- Nick Castellanos, 3B

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Costext sent

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

via Costext:

16.10 -- Bobby Parnell, RP

Edit:GMtext sent

 

[shuke]

And...he's gone.

 

[General Malaise]

16.11 GM - LaTroy Hawkins - RP - COL

 

[General Malaise]

And...he's gone.

Hawkins? Yeah, I know. On everybody's short list. Sorry folks. Just can't pass up 43 year old relievers pitching in thin air with a 64 MPH heater.

I hate closers and I hate all of you.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

DD sexted

 

[shuke]

And...he's gone.

Hawkins? Yeah, I know. On everybody's short list. Sorry folks. Just can't pass up 43 year old relievers pitching in thin air with a 64 MPH heater.

I hate closers and I hate all of you.

I was referring to you. I thought you left. Have a drink.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

And...he's gone.

Hawkins? Yeah, I know. On everybody's short list. Sorry folks. Just can't pass up 43 year old relievers pitching in thin air with a 64 MPH heater.

I hate closers and I hate all of you.

I was referring to you. I thought you left. Have a drink.

Is there beer at the circus?

Edit: Auto show with the kid this weekend. There's beer, but don't bother getting there before noon because they won't sell you any until then.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

16.12 Yordano Ventura, SP, Royals

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

16.12 Yordano Ventura, SP, Royals

Very sexy pick.

 

[urbanhack]

Sigh.

I need to run errands.

Text me

SORRY...IT'S THE FIRST ####### TIME I'VE BEEN REMOTELY LATE ON MAKING A PICK.

 

[shuke]

And...he's gone.

Hawkins? Yeah, I know. On everybody's short list. Sorry folks. Just can't pass up 43 year old relievers pitching in thin air with a 64 MPH heater.

I hate closers and I hate all of you.

I was referring to you. I thought you left. Have a drink.

Is there beer at the circus?

Yes

 

[shuke]

16.13 Adam Lind, 1B

I'll take the splits.

 

[General Malaise]

And...he's gone.

Hawkins? Yeah, I know. On everybody's short list. Sorry folks. Just can't pass up 43 year old relievers pitching in thin air with a 64 MPH heater.

I hate closers and I hate all of you.

I was referring to you. I thought you left. Have a drink.

I'm at work all day, just don't have my phone. After I leave work, I plan on being very drinky.

They sell beer painkillers at the circus?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

And...he's gone.

Hawkins? Yeah, I know. On everybody's short list. Sorry folks. Just can't pass up 43 year old relievers pitching in thin air with a 64 MPH heater.

I hate closers and I hate all of you.

I was referring to you. I thought you left. Have a drink.

Is there beer at the circus?

Yes

HUGE

 

[shuke]

And...he's gone.

Hawkins? Yeah, I know. On everybody's short list. Sorry folks. Just can't pass up 43 year old relievers pitching in thin air with a 64 MPH heater.

I hate closers and I hate all of you.

I was referring to you. I thought you left. Have a drink.

I'm at work all day, just don't have my phone. After I leave work, I plan on being very drinky.

They sell beer at the circus?

It's at our downtown arena, you know where those Who fans were trampled? They sell beer at all the events there.

 

[General Malaise]

16.13 Adam Lind, 1B

I'll take the splits.

Love the splits.

 

[General Malaise]

And...he's gone.

Hawkins? Yeah, I know. On everybody's short list. Sorry folks. Just can't pass up 43 year old relievers pitching in thin air with a 64 MPH heater.

I hate closers and I hate all of you.

I was referring to you. I thought you left. Have a drink.

I'm at work all day, just don't have my phone. After I leave work, I plan on being very drinky.

They sell beer at the circus?

It's at our downtown arena, you know where those Who fans were trampled? They sell beer at all the events there.

Who?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just remembered I have socal phone. Texted.

 

[Capella]

Latroy Hawkins has been drafted in fantasy leagues in 5 different decades.

 

[SoCalBroncoFan]

16.14 Mike Fiers SP

17.01 Mark Teixiera CI

 

[Mr. Pickles]

16.13 Adam Lind, 1B

I'll take the splits.

Love the splits.

Great skin.

 

[shuke]

17.02 Brett Cecil, P

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Man, I used to love Miss Clarkson too.

I still liked her when she went through a little chubby phase. But she is out of control now.

You still would.

Is that Adele?