2016 Cakeleeg ***OFFICIAL*** - 2017 draft starting soon (1 Viewer)

[Capella]

Draft starts Monday. 

 

[Capella]

you have a better chance of him becoming his life partner i think..........

This is accurate. 

 

[Chemical X]

Draft starts Monday. 

there are lots of mondays

 

[Capella]

there are lots of mondays

Not at your age there aren't. 

 

[shuke]

Draft starts Monday. 

That's the official start. But once we get draft order determined, people can start.

 

[Capella]

Breaking News...

[SIZE=14pt]Urbanhack, Inc. and Dr. Detroit Enterprises LLC Strike Strategic Partnership[/SIZE]

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

CHICAGO – March 9, 2016 – Big news in the world of FBG fantasy sports this morning as Urbanhack, Inc. and Dr. Detroit Enterprises join forces to take on the rest of Cake Memorial Baseball in 2016.   

“This is huge news and it’s great for the league,” said Shuke, GM of Shukes Flukes and co-league commissioner. “We have been really concerned about the quality of owners for Cake Memorial Baseball 2016.  In fact, we have had some really doubts about the 2016 season due to all the FBG douchebags who aren’t interested in joining this league.”  [SIZE=10pt]<Shuke continues on as he takes a huge bite of a sausage, egg and cheese breakfast sandwich>[/SIZE]

 

Several details still have to be worked out as part of this deal, but some of the questions on everyone’s mind are:  what is the team name?  Will there be more White Sox or Tigers on the rosters?  More details will be available later today.

Contact Information:

go-####-yourself@hackdetroit.com

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[shuke]

Yes, massive.  Why are you such a #### to me lately?  

Love you.

 

[fdas2]

@Bogart and I are confirmed. Bogie is running the #### show of a draft for us!

 

[fdas2]

Look at that, Capella only has one P.  Wonder who I've been notifying?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Look at that, Capella only has one P.  Wonder who I've been notifying?

Crapella imo

 

[Bogart]

@Bogart and I are confirmed. Bogie is running the #### show of a draft for us!

When should we take Gates?

 

[fdas2]

When should we take Gates?

1.04

 

[Capella]

Look at that, Capella only has one P.  Wonder who I've been notifying?

 think there is a guy with that name that was stalking me for a bit. Probably hell toupee. 

 

[General Malaise]

I rolled a 1000

I'll take Many Machado

 

[Otis]

THANKS FOR THE UNVITATION!!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I rolled a 1000

I'll take Many Machado

As punishment for picking out of turn and spotlighting, you have to listen to Jonah Keri for an hour. 

 

[shuke]

Roll 'em!

https://www.rpglibrary.org/software/securedice/

Roll 1 d 1000

roll/subtract 0

Roll this set of dice 1 times [sic]

Send the signed results of this roll to yourself: <your email, moron>

and the GM:  shukies@gmail.com

with this subject: <name required, jokes appreciated>

Not following these instructions make your roll invalid.  Let's try to avoid the drama, hack.

Highest roll picks first.

Someone PM me their email so I can send my roll to them.
 

 

[cosjobs]

Yes, massive.  Why are you such a #### to me lately?  

Lately?

 

[cosjobs]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 247
Roll subtotal: 247
Roll total: 247

 

[cheese]

862

 

[Bogart]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 896
Roll subtotal: 896
Roll total: 896

 

[Dan Lambskin]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 977
Roll subtotal: 977
Roll total: 977

@John Bender WE'RE RICH!

 

[John Bender]

 

[urbanhack]

RPG Library Secure Dice generated the following rolls for bucktown@gmail.com.

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 763
Roll subtotal: 763
Roll total: 763

@Doctor Detroit

 

[trogg78]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 108
Roll subtotal: 108
Roll total: 108

 

[SoCalBroncoFan]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 244
Roll subtotal: 244
Roll total: 244

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hi guys!  The one and only time I've ever played magic beisbol was in 1985 and my first pick was Terry Pendleton.  Any finish other than last will exceed my wildest expectations but are there, you know, rules and stuff?

TIA

 

[St. Louis Bob]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 42
Roll subtotal: 42
Roll total: 42

So far, so good.

 

[General Malaise]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 42
Roll subtotal: 42
Roll total: 42

So far, so good.

 

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 50
Roll subtotal: 50
Roll total: 50

 

[Dan Lambskin]

 

[HellToupee]

how come you rubes haven't started yet?

 

[cosjobs]

how come you rubes haven't started yet?

At least we'll know who was drafted after a pick is made Capt. Obscure

 

[Dan Lambskin]

@shuke Are we on the clock yet?

 

[General Malaise]

Fielding offers to trade down.

 

[General Malaise]

Roll 'em!

https://www.rpglibrary.org/software/securedice/

Roll 1 d 1000

roll/subtract 0

Roll this set of dice 1 times [sic]

Send the signed results of this roll to yourself: <your email, moron>

and the GM:  shukies@gmail.com

with this subject: <name required, jokes appreciated>

Not following these instructions make your roll invalid.  Let's try to avoid the drama, hack.

Highest roll picks first.

Someone PM me their email so I can send my roll to them.
 

Did you actually get emails from the dice rolls?  I'm not getting them in my league for some reason.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hi guys!  The one and only time I've ever played magic beisbol was in 1985 and my first pick was Terry Pendleton.  Any finish other than last will exceed my wildest expectations but are there, you know, rules and stuff?

TIA

Maybe a mimeo?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Maybe a mimeo?

Pm @shuke

 

[Mr. Pickles]

RPG Library Secure Dice generated the following rolls for aclapp@gmail.com.

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 62
Roll subtotal: 62
Roll total: 62

 

[shuke]

Dice rolls in post 2.

I'm sending mine to pickles.

 

[fdas2]

Dice rolls in post 2.

I'm sending mine to pickles.

Going to send him a pic of your mouth also?

plot twist; it looks hideous. 

 

[shuke]

Don't make me post it here.

 

[shuke]

@shuke Are we on the clock yet?

Draft starts as soon as these losers roll the dice:

@Capella

@Buckfast 1

@Chemical X

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Dice rolls in post 2.

I'm sending mine to pickles.

Confirmed. 414 for shuke. 

 

[Buckfast 1]

713.  

Thanks for tag, Shuke  

 

[Capella]

On a plane now. Site won't load. I'll do it tonight when I get home. 

 

[Capella]

Rolled a 450

 

[shuke]

@Chemical X holding up the draft.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I thought he was in pie?  Can't we replace him with @Otis

 

[Otis]

That's twice now I've been treated like a C-lister in here.  TWICE. 

 

[RnR]

All these regretful rejections are starting to add up, guys. We've already given refuge to a couple of your members in case things don't get off the ground this year.

And any league featuring D-lister "SoCalBroncoFan" isn't exactly Elite Upper Tier any longer. Twas a good run, though.