2016 Presidential Candidates - Dealbreakers (1 Viewer)

[Mister CIA]

Not my modus operandpauli to start a political thread, but screw it. List candidates you absolutely won't vote for, and reason(s) why. More simply, list people you would not trust to drive a float in a parade.

Opinions only, por favor; have a debate somewhere else. Not gonna happen, I know.

My List

Chris Christie - [WHY] His steadfast allegiance to the interests of drug lords deserves everyone's scorn. It's treasonous imo (I'm not joking).

Ted Cruz - [WHY] I have too much self-respect; not drunk enough.

Marco Rubio - [WHY] Too much the over-achieving high school student body president. I think he would crumple in the presence of a real crisis.

 

[skol asylum]

Hillary - her personality really

Sanders - too liberal

Cruz - jerk

Rubio - what CIA said

Santorum - too socially conservative

Carson - same

Bush - no more Bushes

Paul - too libertarian

Ideal candidates Webb vs Huntsman.

 

[lod01]

My list of who I WILL vote for:

#1. Trump. He's a tremendous success, just ask him. When he doesn't get his way, he will quit.

#2. Hillary. Look at her. She will harden the arteries of republicans at a record pace. Fox news will be comedy gold.

#3. Christie. He could die of fatness in office. That would be cool.

#4. Paul. He probably is high all the time.

#5. Sarah Palin. We'll get another run of porno Palin spoofs starring Lisa Ann.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

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