2017 College Football Thread: Hawaiian QB devastated to find out Jesus was "kinda rooting for Georgia" (1 Viewer)

[Doctor Detroit]

Get’em next year?

 

[The Commish]

Get’em next year?

Not if there isn't a qb on the roster

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Well at least UAB won today. @Tat @Tat's Dad @Tat's Wife

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

FSU with the HC getting a Gatordade Bath?   

 

[The Commish]

Okorn throwing blocks.

 

[Kal El]

If O'Korn never plays another down for Michigan, I will die a happy man. He singlehandedly lost this game for Michigan. 

 

[Tom Servo]

FSU with the HC getting a Gatordade Bath?   

Well, they had to do something since they won’t be getting any state championship - or any other kind of ring this year. 

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

Well, they had to do something since they won’t be getting any state championship - or any other kind of ring this year. 

The Belk Bowl or Independence Bowl ring awaits them

 

[Politician Spock]

Get’em next year?

Next year's recruiting class has seen Michigan beat Ohio State twice in their lifetime.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Looks like Auburn has seen something on film....that's like 6 screens so far.

 

[Mister CIA]

94 yard drive, Auburn 7-0.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

There is a Belk Bowl ring? Is it from the bottom of a cereal box?  

 

[Tom Servo]

There is a Belk Bowl ring? Is it from the bottom of a cereal box?  

Sugar Smacks, I believe. 

 

[Capella]

To be fair when Capella was talking about tradition he was thinking the discussion was about UCLA and Florida.

I mean, I literally came out and said this. 

Even in an awful year it's still nice to crush UF. 

 

[Mad Cow]

2191 days since Michigan has beaten Ohio State.

 

[General Malaise]

I think somebody owes the Auburn punter an apology.

 

[mr. furley]

 Star WR Anthony Johnson tallies 6-155-2 and officially says he will forego the NFL draft and play his senior season.

where was he projected? what holes does he have that need work yet?

 

[mr. furley]

Just over an hour til the big game to determine who is the king of north central to northwest Florida

Most FGs converted after opponent's turnovers should be the deciding factor.

 

[General Malaise]

True, but I wouldn't say Auburn had their way with Oregon.  They got most of the breaks that game in a game Oregon probably should have won.

Nick Fairley lived in Oregon's backfield.  It was a close game, but he destroyed that O-line. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Nick Fairley lived in Oregon's backfield.  It was a close game, but he destroyed that O-line. 

Now he’s living in the back of a 2001 Dodge Stratus 

 

[Koya]

Sugar Smacks, I believe. 

The off brand that comes on a bag: Sugary Smackins

 

[James Daulton]

Fantastic thread title refresh.  Would have accepted some kind of allusion to Roy Moore as well.

 

[General Malaise]

Now he’s living in the back of a 2001 Dodge Stratus 

It's good to be the king!

 

[gump]

Fantastic thread title refresh.  Would have accepted some kind of allusion to Roy Moore as well.

You’re a few days late.

 

[General Malaise]

Baker Mayfield is going to be fun to watch on Sundays. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

West Virginia is a dirty ### team.  

 

[James Daulton]

You’re a few days late.

Figured, but I wanted to give Capella some love anyway. 

 

[James Daulton]

West Virginia is a dirty ### team.  

Plus their admittance standards are really low.  Hell, I could get accepted to that joint. 

 

[The Commish]

Uh oh. Urbs is wanting a camera man investigated in full !!!!! 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Baker Mayfield is going to be fun to watch on Sundays. 

He’s my favorite college player ever. He’s a meathead but everyone around him just loves him. Not sure how he’ll do on Sundays but he’ll get some shots. He can throw deep ball, he’s accurate, and he’s as elusive as any QB I can remember extending plays. 

 

[Phil Elliott]

Baker Mayfield is going to be fun to watch on Sundays. 

He reminds me a lot of Manziel.  Not sure he doesn't self destruct. 

 

[Capella]

Fantastic thread title refresh.  Would have accepted some kind of allusion to Roy Moore as well.

Had one last week about how he can't sign recruit's yearbooks anymore.  

 

[Capella]

Figured, but I wanted to give Capella some love anyway. 

 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

He reminds me a lot of Manziel.  Not sure he doesn't self destruct. 

He’s almost nothing like Manzel, that’s a faulty comparison. Mayfield is about team and winning. He’s a football player not a rock star. 

 

[General Malaise]

Going to look pretty awesome with his backwards cap and clipboard.

I think he's got some intangibles that will help him make it.  You're telling me he's not better than whatever the Browns have now?

 

[Tom Servo]

Uh oh. Urbs is wanting a camera man investigated in full !!!!! 

He’s basically saying JT got the Nancy Kerrigan treatment.  

Bucknut fans are too much. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

OU needs to run up the score on these ######s. 

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

 at Rutgers

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Rutgers having "Water Issues" and they ask fans to LEAVE the stadium to use porta potties. They will be welcomed back.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Isn’t Chip Kelly gonna have trouble recruiting at UCLA? I seem to recall them having academic standards similar to Northwestern and Stanford. Gonna have a different kind of player there, can’t just blanket recruit.,

 

[Doctor Detroit]

 at Rutgers

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Rutgers having "Water Issues" and they ask fans to LEAVE the stadium to use porta potties. They will be welcomed back.

Ool 

 

[General Malaise]

  I just don't think he'll translate to the NFL.   WTF do I know though, I'm almost as dumb as @Homer J Simpson

Yeah, I know he has limitations and size is a concern, but he can keep a play alive and has a great arm. I don't see how he's so far below a guy like Josh Allen. I watched him play against Oregon's defense and he couldn't do anything.  Mayfield would have shredded this Ducks' team.  But Allen is a 1st round pick and Mayfield an afterthought?  Ok...

 

[General Malaise]

Isn’t Chip Kelly gonna have trouble recruiting at UCLA? I seem to recall them having academic standards similar to Northwestern and Stanford. Gonna have a different kind of player there, can’t just blanket recruit.,

Yup, he will butt heads with administration immediately.  I set the O/U on 3.5 years.  

 

[Doctor Detroit]

No idea where to put this but I’m  at this

 

[Native]

So this is looking simple yes?

ACC Champ (Clemson/Miami)

SEC Champ (Alabama, Auburn, UGA)

BIG XII Champ (Oklahoma)

Big Ten Champ (Wisconsin?)

Though if Wisconsin loses next week then pandemonium breaks loose ...

 

[sho nuff]

No idea where to put this but I’m  at this

HFS  

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

West Virginia is a dirty ### team.  

That punch to Mayfield's head was BS.  How that wasn't reviewed was also BS. 

 

[Tom Servo]

69 yard Auburn TD drive? #nice 

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

So who is this mystery cameraman who took out Barrett?  Urban Meyer wants the FBI to investigate 

 

[dickey moe]

HFS  

Thought it might not end.

 

[Osaurus]

So who is this mystery cameraman who took out Barrett?  Urban Meyer wants the FBI to investigate 

If there’s anyone who covets fair play, it’s Urban.