2017 College Football Thread: Hawaiian QB devastated to find out Jesus was "kinda rooting for Georgia" (1 Viewer)

[mquinnjr]

I’m starting to wish Mayhem had been killed in Oz.

You take that back, O'Reilly was great.

 

[belljr]

You're telling me they can't do a 30second commercial during the review?

 

[McJose]

You take that back, O'Reilly was great.

Which one? Mayhem or Clark the Michael Bolton Clone that likes apples?

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

You're telling me they can't do a 30second commercial during the review?

They could be fitting 15-second spots in between each snap. Don't know why they're wasting that time with replays and analysis.

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

It hurts to watch Hurts. 

 

[belljr]

You know what I love about college

Linebackers that wear #17

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Hold it longer

 

[belljr]

Uh oh

Wims hurt is huge

 

[Capella]

It's going to be an atrocious title game to watch. Lsu-Bama levels from 2011 imo. Both teams want to run run run and play suffocating defense and Kirby is going to mimic Saban's week of prep. I guess it sucks OU lost because they would have at least been fun. 

We got a taste of a Saban-less joy-filled CFB game yesterday and it's nice to look into the future and see what that's like without that succubus stealing all the fun out of the sport, but alas, we have to wait till his heart finally goes or he ends up in an illegal Ponzi scheme like every other Alabama resident. 

Just gonna leave this here. 

 

[AAABatteries]

Alabama (or Hurts) seem afraid to throw the ball downfield.  

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Just gonna leave this here. 

Did anybody actually disagree with you?

These coaches were complaining about the video game numbers put up in BUF/JAC yesterday.

 

[AAABatteries]

Fromm > Hurts 

 

[belljr]

I don't think the full back is having a good game

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

All SEC CGs are neat.  

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Fromm > Hurts 

Me>Hurts 

 

[belljr]

Lol same player 2 penalties?

 

[JaxBill]

Did anybody actually disagree with you?

These coaches were complaining about the video game numbers put up in BUF/JAC yesterday.

@SWhyno: It’s a shame that they’re re-airing Jaguars-Bills tonight instead of the national title game.

 

[Capella]

Did anybody actually disagree with you?

These coaches were complaining about the video game numbers put up in BUF/JAC yesterday.

Yes, quite a few people IIRC. But I did spend that evening puking my brains out so memory is fuzzy. 

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

I guess all those people who complain about defense in 55-48 games are happy. Gross. 

 

[belljr]

Georgia needs a td here

 

[AAABatteries]

God he’s horrible - I mean I want to stay awake and root against Georgia but this is painful to watch.

 

[Capella]

I guess all those people who complain about defense in 55-48 games are happy. Gross. 

Yea this blows. These playoffs games are almost always disappointing. Doesn't make sense. 

 

[McJose]

Fun Fact:  Jake Fromm’s grandmother was a member of the Manson Family and tried to assassinate Henry Ford.

 

[belljr]

Yea this blows. These playoffs games are almost always disappointing. Doesn't make sense. 

I don't think it's that bad shrug

 

[Slapdash]

Fromm has some cojones

 

[Capella]

2014 - FSU/Oregon - awful 

Bama/OSU - good 

Oregon/OSU - alright 

2015 - Clemson/OU - slaughter 

Bama/Mich St - slaughter 

title game - classic 

2016 - Clemson/OSU - slaughter 

Bama/Wash - slaughter 

title game - classic 

2017 - OU/UGA - classic 

Clemson/Bama - slaughter 

title game - snooze fest so far 

not a great ratio  

 

[belljr]

Fromm is off this game imo

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Fun Fact:  Jake Fromm’s grandmother was a member of the Manson Family and tried to assassinate Henry Ford.

Squeaky? 

 

[AAABatteries]

That 3rd down defense was idiotic.  They just almost threw a pick 6 - there was no chcance they were throwing there.  Some genius Saban 

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Georgia might rip this open in a big way in the second half.

 

[Pipes]

Why did Sony Michael come back to school his senior year?  Dude seems legit.

 

[dickey moe]

UCF somehow involved with this would've been so much more fun.

 

[gump]

Alabama (or Hurts) seem afraid to throw the ball downfield.  

He had a ton of potential but has regressed to an inevitable transfer.

 

[belljr]

What is the issue?

He never stepped out and caught it in bounds

 

[McJose]

“Why don’t they put in Hershey Walker?  Aren’t I paying him $1.5 million?”

- Trump

 

[belljr]

Great play

 

[dickey moe]

Hershey Walker

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Does Alabama have another QB they can put in to try to spark their offense?

 

[belljr]

Does Alabama have another QB they can put in to try to spark their offense?

Ben Bortles

 

[JaxBill]

So does Bama have a backup QB who can pass better than Blake Hurts?

 

[AAABatteries]

He had a ton of potential but has regressed to an inevitable transfer.

You think they play the backup?

As it is it seems like Bama will have to score on defense or special teams.

 

[JaxBill]

Ben Bortles

Dammit

 

[NutterButter]

maria taylor is a brown goddess

 

[scottybo]

Blah blah blah.

blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah blah Tua. Blah.

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

UCF somehow involved with this would've been so much more fun.

Especially for gamblers that took Georgia over 50

 

[AAABatteries]

So does Bama have a backup QB who can pass better than Blake Hurts?

Anybody has to be better, right?

 

[Da Guru]

Is Hurts the best QB Bama has?  They need a change.

 

[bigmarc27]

maria taylor is a brown goddess

She looks lame tonight. What the hell is that loose nun outfit she has on?

 

[NutterButter]

She looks lame tonight. What the hell is that loose nun outfit she has on?

no idea.  i always picture her naked.

 

[McJose]

Actually we know he would call him “Big Herschel” or “My Herschel”.