This is the MEN'S SPORTS - Greatest soccer team category.
Right, so I decided that a mathematical formula to measure between national and club teams and between eras is a mistake and would take so long to get statistics on the 200 players I would have to count that I just went on how I felt about the teams and their relative domination. Any more deliberation on these teams and I would just be way overthinking it so I am just going to give the team, a few star players, their best result and maybe a sentence or two (or more).
Surprise omissions: Milan 1988/89, Bayern Munich 1973/74, Real Madrid 2016/17, literally any Juventus team
16) 1982 ITALY 1 POINT
Key players: Paolo Rossi, Bruno Conti, Dino Zoff, Gaetano Scirea, Marco Tardelli
Key match: 1982 World Cup Final vs West Germany 3-1
This team was honestly nothing to write home about, they drew all 3 group stage games, barely edged out Argentina, Brazil and Poland and faced an also uninspiring West Germany. They did, however, popularize the 5-4-1 or variations of it with impenetrable defense and quick counter-attacks that dominated Italian football for decades.
15) 2003/04 ARSENAL 2 POINTS
Key players: Thierry Henry, Robert Pires, Dennis Bergkamp, Freddie Ljungberg, Patrick Vieira
Key match: 2003/04 FA Premier League Matchweek 26 at Chelsea 2-1
The only team to ever go unbeaten in the Premier League (sorry Liverpool 2019/20 you tried your best). Yes, they won the Premier League with 90 points, but they had 12 draws in the league and couldn't get past the semifinals in any other competition they played in. What doesn't normally get talked about with this team is a rock-solid defense consisting of goalkeeper Jens Lehmann and defenders Sol Campbell, Kolo Toure, Ashley Cole, Lauren and Gael Clichy. Their matchweek 26 comeback win at Chelsea saw them open a 7 point lead at the top of the table and they never looked back.
14) 1983/84 LIVERPOOL 3 POINTS
Key players: Ian Rush, Kenny Dalglish, Graeme Souness, Mark Lawrenson
Key match: 1984 European Cup Final vs Roma 1-1 (4-2 on penalties)
If there was a team on this list absolutely carried by one player it's 83/84 Liverpool's Ian Rush. He scored 32 goals in the league that year, decimating 2nd place Gary Lineker's 22. They were the first English team to win 3 competitions in the same year, winning the European Cup on penalties over Roma. This, however, was the end of an English and particularly Liverpool dynasty in European football due to the
Heysel Stadium disaster in 1985 that killed 39 and got all English clubs banned from UEFA competitions for 5 years and Liverpool for 6.
13) 1962 BRAZIL 4 POINTS
Key players: an injured Pele, Djalma Santos, Nilton Santos, Garrincha, Didi, Vava
Key match: 1962 World Cup Final vs Czechoslovakia 3-1
In the first World Cup that wasn't a complete goalfest, Brazil beat some of the best national teams at the time in Czechoslovakia, Chile and England, all without Pele who was injured in the second group stage match against the Czechoslovaks. Brazil has a wonderful history of producing marauding wing backs, starting with Nilton Santos and Djalma Santos (unrelated). This team (and 1958 Brazil) revolutionized the fluidity of width and pressing that the world had never seen before, where the wing backs could freely press forward and operate as both defensive and offensive threats while being able to not be caught out due to the defensive prowess and positioning capabilities of players like Didi and Zito. There was no team in existence at the time that they couldn't outscore while also being responsible defensively, and their relentless high pressing forced mistakes out of goalkeepers like top Czechoslovak keeper Viliam Schrojf and defenders alike.
12) 1958 BRAZIL 5 POINTS
Key players: Pele, Djalma Santos, Nilton Santos, Garrincha, Didi, Vava
Key match: 1958 World Cup Final vs Sweden 5-2
Basically the same team as 1962 but Pele actually played in the final, and they played more difficult teams in a more difficult group including the final against Sweden in Stockholm.
11) 1964/65 INTERNAZIONALE 6 POINTS
Key players: Luis Suarez, Giacinto Facchetti, Alessandro Mazzola, Mario Corso, Armando Picchi, Jair
Key match: 1965 European Cup Final vs Benfica 1-0
Definitely the prototype for the catenaccio or "door-bolt" in Italian, sweeper Armando Picchi and Ballon d'Or 1965 runner up Giacinto Facchetti reached international fame for their ruthless tackling and relentless man marking. Although this had to have been one of the least exciting teams to watch live, they produced fantastic results, winning 3 out of 4 Italian leagues in a row and back to back European Cups resulting in the 1965 final which was played at their home stadium, the San Siro in Milan. This brand of "anti-football" with hardline defense and quick counter-attacks set the stage for early variations of 1982 Italy's 5-3-2 or 5-2-2-1, and started the raising of a generation of players such as Paolo Maldini and Franco Baresi who became defensive stalwarts for the Italian national teams of the late 20th century. Attacking midfielder Alessandro Mazzola was the league's joint top scorer with 17 goals.
part 2 sometime this decade