2024-25 NBA Thread: Stephen A leading ESPN’s draft coverage by yelling about players he’s never heard of until now (156 Viewers)

[msudaisy26]

nm

Can they save some for game four now?

 

[GOB]

That dude that recommended gummies and to relax is a genius. I wish I knew that guy intimately

 

[Frostillicus]

That dude that recommended gummies and to relax is a genius. I wish I knew that guy intimately

i would make out with him.

 

[Yo Mama]

we are up 22 and yet i feel sick

Dude, game's over, so is the season. North Korea in 6 and 6 again. I thought we went over this.

I have no idea what this means.

I’ve had a few, but I think I got this.

Dude = Frosty
Game’s over = the lead is insurmountable
So is the season = yet Wolves will still lose this series
North Korea = OKC since the crowd all wears the free playoff shirts
In 6 = will win this series 4-2
And 6 again = and will win in the finals 4-2 as well
I thought we went over this = I’m guessing he must have made a similar projection earlier in the thread (not sure since I tend to gloss over certain posts)

 

[mr. furley]

we are up 22 and yet i feel sick

Dude, game's over, so is the season. North Korea in 6 and 6 again. I thought we went over this.

I have no idea what this means.

I’ve had a few, but I think I got this.

Dude = Frosty
Game’s over = the lead is insurmountable
So is the season = yet Wolves will still lose this series
North Korea = OKC since the crowd all wears the free playoff shirts
In 6 = will win this series 4-2
And 6 again = and will win in the finals 4-2 as well
I thought we went over this = I’m guessing he must have made a similar projection earlier in the thread (not sure since I tend to gloss over certain posts)

this guy speaks jive

 

[Jayrod]

we are up 22 and yet i feel sick

Dude, game's over, so is the season. North Korea in 6 and 6 again. I thought we went over this.

I have no idea what this means.

I’ve had a few, but I think I got this.

Dude = Frosty
Game’s over = the lead is insurmountable
So is the season = yet Wolves will still lose this series
North Korea = OKC since the crowd all wears the free playoff shirts
In 6 = will win this series 4-2
And 6 again = and will win in the finals 4-2 as well
I thought we went over this = I’m guessing he must have made a similar projection earlier in the thread (not sure since I tend to gloss over certain posts)

This reminds me of how I I used to translate wikkid's posts for people.

Miss that dude a bunch.

 

[Frostillicus]

Wikkid would have loved Ant.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Trying to get ESPN after the game, still ladies softball
That Texas pitcher, what kind of scooby snacks the y feeding her? My goodness

 

[General Malaise]

Wikkid would have loved Ant.

You're not going to like who his favorite young player was.....hint. He traded him to me for James Harden.


But yeah, he would have loved Ant too.

 

[Major]

Game isn’t over obviously, but a 35 point lead?? It seems like there have been a lot of big leads and blowouts this playoffs. Is it just recency bias or real?

Most exciting playoffs I can remember. So many amazing finishes and comebacks in the early rounds

 

[Major]

Trying to get ESPN after the game, still ladies softball
That Texas pitcher, what kind of scooby snacks the y feeding her? My goodness

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Trying to get ESPN after the game, still ladies softball
That Texas pitcher, what kind of scooby snacks the y feeding her? My goodness

Mac Morgan - Softball - University of Texas Athletics

Mac Morgan (55) RHP - Career Accolades - 1x USA Softball Collegiate Player of the Year Top 50 Watch List (2024) - 1x Softball American Preseason Top 100 Ranking

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Have a look

 

[Harry Frogfish]

Trying to get ESPN after the game, still ladies softball
That Texas pitcher, what kind of scooby snacks the y feeding her? My goodness

Mac Morgan - Softball - University of Texas Athletics

Mac Morgan (55) RHP - Career Accolades - 1x USA Softball Collegiate Player of the Year Top 50 Watch List (2024) - 1x Softball American Preseason Top 100 Ranking

texaslonghorns.com

Have a look

I mean this as a compliment but you know when you have a picture in your head of someone on here?

 

[Major]

Trying to get ESPN after the game, still ladies softball
That Texas pitcher, what kind of scooby snacks the y feeding her? My goodness

Mac Morgan - Softball - University of Texas Athletics

Mac Morgan (55) RHP - Career Accolades - 1x USA Softball Collegiate Player of the Year Top 50 Watch List (2024) - 1x Softball American Preseason Top 100 Ranking

texaslonghorns.com

Have a look

I mean this as a compliment but you know when you have a picture in your head of someone on here?

I was envisioning Titty McBlueEyes from True Detective S1

 

[Mister CIA]

Don't mean to jinx the Pacers, but I think Knicks are done. They might put up a fight early, but sometime around the third qtr we'll all be in agreement that this is not going back to MSG.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Trying to get ESPN after the game, still ladies softball
That Texas pitcher, what kind of scooby snacks the y feeding her? My goodness

Mac Morgan - Softball - University of Texas Athletics

Mac Morgan (55) RHP - Career Accolades - 1x USA Softball Collegiate Player of the Year Top 50 Watch List (2024) - 1x Softball American Preseason Top 100 Ranking

texaslonghorns.com

Have a look

I mean this as a compliment but you know when you have a picture in your head of someone on here?

I was envisioning Titty McBlueEyes from True Detective S1

Pure 100% Texas Beef

 

[msudaisy26]

Putting Robinson in the starting lineup just screams desperation and panic by Thibs.

It make work, but it isn't like they got blown out in these games.

 

[identikit]

Pacers are a little tight so far

 

[Mister CIA]

Nice shot, Carlton.

 

[identikit]

Love TJ's game and hi Temu Jerry West look

 

[identikit]

KAT

 

[identikit]

KAT

And again

Low basketball IQ

 

[msudaisy26]

Pacers are about to send the Knicks back to the Garden, but they aren't following.

 

[identikit]

Get the feeling that Thibs is going to sign a 10 day contract with someone mid-game and then sub him in

 

[msudaisy26]

Get the feeling that Thibs is going to sign a 10 day contract with someone mid-game and then sub him in

Maybe he will go Bill Murray from Space Jam!

 

[identikit]

Get the feeling that Thibs is going to sign a 10 day contract with someone mid-game and then sub him in

Maybe he will go Bill Murray from Space Jam!

Maybe he brought Michael J on the team plane

He was tough to stop as Teen Wolf

 

[identikit]

KAT

And again

Low basketball IQ

X 3

 

[Mister CIA]

Nesmith administering the Garvin Stomp on Brunson.

 

[msudaisy26]

I feel like they should just sit KAT in a room and make him watch film for hours and hours and stop the film every so often and quiz him on what the correct play to make is.

 

[Desert_Power]

The blonde going into commercial break

 

[The General]

Pacers have way too much firepower.

 

[identikit]

First game of this series shocked the Knicks

Second game, Knicks started to break

Third game, they look broken

So far

 

[mr. furley]

I feel like they should just sit KAT in a room and make him watch film for hours and hours and stop the film every so often and quiz him on what the correct play to make is.

the Johnny Manziel test. that iPad has recorded 0 minutes of film study in the last year.

eta: he reminds me so much of a friend of mine who was convinced he was the best basketball player on every court. mind you, he hadn't played organized basketball at any level, he was not coordinated and he could not shoot, was too slow to play defense, and could not jump 2" off the floor. he played 1 on 5 and complained like no one i have ever played with before, or since. he was an absolute black hole. he would demand to bring the ball up court, dribble it for 30 seconds and hoist up horrible shots, while yelling at everyone on his team for not being good at basketball.

incredibly aggravating at all times on the floor. A+ guy off of it, but completely deluded about his basketball prowess and would not even so much as consider any suggestion that he was not an elite level street ball player. not even shtick. he was dead serious about it.

 

[Desert_Power]

Feel like we're going to get some quality PJ Tucker time.

 

[identikit]

Pacers standing around on offense

Grrr

 

[Desert_Power]

Announcers can keep talking about foul numbers but the Knicks don't really have a good choice but to keep them out there.

 

[identikit]

Pacers standing around on offense

Grrr

That's better

 

[Ministry of Pain]

This is as far as the Knicks can go with Thibs as head coach and no real No 3 to threaten the other team
K.A.T. what a joke. 4 points, 4 fouls in 17 min, that's the Knicks best option right now?
Disappearing act tonight

 

[Desert_Power]

What a sick feed from Haliburton.

 

[msudaisy26]

Remember when the Knicks traded Toppin for a couple of seconds because they couldn't find a role for him?

 

[Mister CIA]

I'll bet they rub some dirt on it. Edit: Nesmith ankle

 

[Redwes25]

Remember when the Knicks traded Toppin for a couple of seconds because they couldn't find a role for him?

Classic Knicks right there

 

[msudaisy26]

McConnell getting that rebound down low as the Knicks are just chilling. Lol

 

[msudaisy26]

Pacers blowing it.

What game are you watching?

 

[Mister CIA]

That Knick dude looks like Pocket Dog guy from The League. ...Rafi!

 

[identikit]

Free throws

Oy

 

[msudaisy26]

This KAT is amazing.

 

[Desert_Power]

Me-ow

 

[identikit]

Isn't Scott Foster known as The Extender?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Ballsy move by Thibs choosing the bench Brunson here in the 4th
Gotta question that one