Just sign Flacco and Mac Jones for a dollar each and tell Ayahuasca Pete to go wait on the Vikings at this point.
Hell, I don't know that Flacco couldn't probably get relatively similar results (e.g. keep things "on schedule" while being a statue that is getting murdered behind the Steelers' OL) for a year, for a fraction of the cost. Flacco will almost certainly get injured/die though, so they could roll out Mac Daddy once that happened and hit the toilet for real, potentially increasing chances of acquiring a real QB from a strong class in 2026.
Seriously though...A-A-ron is likely going to drag this out for every second possible, cuz it gives him the full spotlight for every sports news cycle until he lands someplace. He's a narcicists narcisist, so he is almost certainly in heaven right now (if he isn't in day three of a total darkness retreat, or in Egypt, or some ish.)
The Steelers have already bungled this who thing pretty terribly, why keep compounding it by continuing delay? Minshew and Mariotat by lunch, or bust!
(Again...it's going to be Russ.)