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9-year-old girl accidentally kills instructor with uzi (1 Viewer)

Limp Ditka said:
boots11234 said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
boots11234 said:
Why is this 12 pages?
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Welcome to the FFA, boots11234. PM Shuke if you have any questions. Happy posting!
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Been here over a decade, have I missed the lack of common sense this long?
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The only possible way you've missed the lack of common sense is with a lack of common sense
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I was afraid someone would say this.

 
boots11234 said:
Why is this 12 pages? I enjoy Firearms but I'd never allow that young of a kid use an uzi. Lots of stupid. Parents and instructors were clearly morons.
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Not one single person has said that this was a good idea.

 
BigJohn said:
boots11234 said:
Why is this 12 pages? I enjoy Firearms but I'd never allow that young of a kid use an uzi. Lots of stupid. Parents and instructors were clearly morons.
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Not one single person has said that this was a good idea.
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Be we have also determined that we do not want our daughters wearing cheerleader outfits at 9 years old driving a vehicle on an open farm while fishing for deer.

 
When ever I catch a big fish, like a four or five pound bass, I strap it on the hood of my truck and pull into convienience store parking lots just to show off my kill.

 
Parents hit a deer on the way to Colorado this morning. Everyone is OK except for the deer and van.

It happens, but this does relate to the anti-hunting comments. Even if I don't understand how this thread became anti-hunting for a while.

 
WhatDoIKnow said:
Parents hit a deer on the way to Colorado this morning. Everyone is OK except for the deer and van.

It happens, but this does relate to the anti-hunting comments. Even if I don't understand how this thread became anti-hunting for a while.
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Why do your parents hate deer?

 
WhatDoIKnow said:
Parents hit a deer on the way to Colorado this morning. Everyone is OK except for the deer and van.

It happens, but this does relate to the anti-hunting comments. Even if I don't understand how this thread became anti-hunting for a while.
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Keep an eye out. They may aim for humans next.

 
WhatDoIKnow said:
Parents hit a deer on the way to Colorado this morning. Everyone is OK except for the deer and van.

It happens, but this does relate to the anti-hunting comments. Even if I don't understand how this thread became anti-hunting for a while.
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They did it for the thrill of the kill those bloodlusting murders.

 
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Ignoramus said:
timschochet said:
How many points for hitting a deer with your van? It can't be as much as a person , right?
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Not even close. If you can hit a deer with a person that's like a zillion points, IMO.
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You would have to find someone you don't like, convince them to go on a camping trip with you, force them not to wear a seatbelt, disable the passenger airbag, replace the front windshield safety glass, find a deer while traveling to or from the camping site, slam on the brakes with just enough momentum to launch the passenger through the windshield, and be accurate enough to hit the deer with them.It's also probably a one shot deal. The opportunities for a second chance would be pretty slim.

 
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top dog said:
Hot Diggity Dog said:
TheIronSheik said:
Annyong said:
I feel bad for people who have never gone fishing.
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I feel bad for people who have never jabbed a hook the size of a shark in and out of their mouth a couple times before they've gone swimming.
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Shark size hooks are only for large mouth bass.
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I feel bad for the ducklings...Using a duckling to fish for snakehead...

WTF?? -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfabgAUbdwM
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Sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make a omelet, how old does the egg have to be before it is in bad taste?
 
dozer said:
When ever I catch a big fish, like a four or five pound bass, I strap it on the hood of my truck and pull into convienience store parking lots just to show off my kill.
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Whenever I go to KMart and pic up a sirloin from the meat section, I always ask someone to take a photo of me holding up.

Impressive find.

 
Otis said:
Jesus

I don't care what any of you gun-loving hillbillies say, if you're putting an uzi in your NINE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER's hands, you're the dumbest ####### on the planet.

Instructor dead, and this poor girl will be a complete mess because the people who are supposed to take care of her in life allowed her to be put in this position.

Between crap like this and the pitbull thread, I just can't understand why people take such stupid, needless risks. So, so, so stupid.

But Otis, you're a liberal northern city wuss, you don't understand that it's part of our CULTURE

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It is part of our culture, and that is the reason we are the only third-world country on earth with a first-world economy.

 
WhatDoIKnow said:
Otis said:
WhatDoIKnow said:
Wasn't there a story a few years ago about a young kid shooting himself with an uzi at an "outdoor show/try a gun on our safe range" type thing?
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Probably. But but but.... SECOND AMENDMENT.
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It's been said many times. You can't fix stupid. Not sure what this has to do with SECOND AMENDMENT. :shrug:
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Second amendment dictates we have to let stupid people (in fact, even blind people) own and carry guns. HTH.

 
PatsWillWin said:
Explain this to me like I'm a 9 year old: why isn't there a law that kids can't operate firearms?

I believe it's illegal for 9 year olds to drive cars, work in coal mines, consume alcohol and tobacco.

There also seem to be plenty of laws about the standard of care parents/guardians of 9 year olds have to give. You probably get in trouble if you leave a 9 year old alone at home, or in a parked car, or let the 9 year old skip school.

Why can a 9 year old legally operate an uzi?
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Because we, as a nation, are just unbelievably stupid.

 
Clifford said:
WhatDoIKnow said:
Otis said:
WhatDoIKnow said:
Wasn't there a story a few years ago about a young kid shooting himself with an uzi at an "outdoor show/try a gun on our safe range" type thing?
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Probably. But but but.... SECOND AMENDMENT.
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It's been said many times. You can't fix stupid. Not sure what this has to do with SECOND AMENDMENT. :shrug:
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Second amendment dictates we have to let stupid people (in fact, even blind people) own and carry guns. HTH.
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Thanks hipple. :thumbup:

 
Clifford said:
WhatDoIKnow said:
Otis said:
WhatDoIKnow said:
Wasn't there a story a few years ago about a young kid shooting himself with an uzi at an "outdoor show/try a gun on our safe range" type thing?
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Probably. But but but.... SECOND AMENDMENT.
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It's been said many times. You can't fix stupid. Not sure what this has to do with SECOND AMENDMENT. :shrug:
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Second amendment dictates we have to let stupid people (in fact, even blind people) own and carry guns. HTH.
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They even get to vote!

 
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