A fantasy football story (1 Viewer)

[TheKillerBrees]

for entertainment purposes only, any resemblance to actual biblical events is coincidental only!

And lo, TheKillerBrees beseached the football guys... Who shalt I play at TE? My Usual starter is on a bye! 

And football guy Gally said "Go forth with Hunter Henry and reap the rewards", and he did.

Then TheKillerBrees beseached the football guys again... Which defense shalt I start this week?

And football guy Gally said "Go forth with the Eagles this week and reap the rewards" and he did.

And then on Sunday our namesake (Brees - obviously - lol) went forth and multiplied (His yardage and TD #'s that is). ;-)

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BUT THEN the Demons Rodgers and Brady (2 QB league) reared their ugly heads

And they brought forth their dark Master... OBJ!! Who did cause plague and great death upon the weekly score and threatened to cause loss to TheKillerBrees

a 35 point deficit going into Monday night

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Then on Monday night there was light.

St Johnson appeared and said "Do not despair, for those who believe in me will be saved" and then he got over 100 yards and 3 TD's WOOOOOOOOOO!

(lol - sorry for putting this useless post in here)

 

[shadrap]

for entertainment purposes only, any resemblance to actual biblical events is coincidental only!

And lo, TheKillerBrees beseached the football guys... Who shalt I play at TE? My Usual starter is on a bye! 

And football guy Gally said "Go forth with Hunter Henry and reap the rewards", and he did.

Then TheKillerBrees beseached the football guys again... Which defense shalt I start this week?

And football guy Gally said "Go forth with the Eagles this week and reap the rewards" and he did.

And then on Sunday our namesake (Brees - obviously - lol) went forth and multiplied (His yardage and TD #'s that is). ;-)

.

BUT THEN the Demons Rodgers and Brady (2 QB league) reared their ugly heads

And they brought forth their dark Master... OBJ!! Who did cause plague and great death upon the weekly score and threatened to cause loss to TheKillerBrees

a 35 point deficit going into Monday night

.

Then on Monday night there was light.

St Johnson appeared and said "Do not despair, for those who believe in me will be saved" and then he got over 100 yards and 3 TD's WOOOOOOOOOO!

(lol - sorry for putting this useless post in here)

that's why we love this game.   the high & then the dreaded "jeeze I'm stupid".  Pure genus one week, pure idiot the next.

 

[Rubi]

for entertainment purposes only, any resemblance to actual biblical events is coincidental only!

And lo, TheKillerBrees beseached the football guys... Who shalt I play at TE? My Usual starter is on a bye! 

And football guy Gally said "Go forth with Hunter Henry and reap the rewards", and he did.

Then TheKillerBrees beseached the football guys again... Which defense shalt I start this week?

And football guy Gally said "Go forth with the Eagles this week and reap the rewards" and he did.

And then on Sunday our namesake (Brees - obviously - lol) went forth and multiplied (His yardage and TD #'s that is). ;-)

.

BUT THEN the Demons Rodgers and Brady (2 QB league) reared their ugly heads

And they brought forth their dark Master... OBJ!! Who did cause plague and great death upon the weekly score and threatened to cause loss to TheKillerBrees

a 35 point deficit going into Monday night

.

Then on Monday night there was light.

St Johnson appeared and said "Do not despair, for those who believe in me will be saved" and then he got over 100 yards and 3 TD's WOOOOOOOOOO!

(lol - sorry for putting this useless post in here)