A Hospital? What Is It? Well, It's A Big Building With Patients... (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

 

[Ilov80s]

Surely you can not be serious 

 

[massraider]

No thank you, I take it black. Like my men. 

 

[Ilov80s]

It’s my stomach. I haven’t felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film!

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help.

 

[rockaction]

I haven't seen anything like this since that Anita Bryant concert...

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Dr. Rumack:  What was it we had for dinner tonight?

Elaine: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.

Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Dr. Rumack: The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

 

[Anarchy99]

Stewardess, I speak jive. 

 

[scorchy]

Why, I could make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl.

 

[rockaction]

Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl.

 Where did you get that dress?! It's awful...and those shoes and that coat...Jeez! 

 

[Da Guru]

Mayor: Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.

Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!

 

[Gatorman]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to start going back in to the free for all...

 

[fatness]

"BOY TRAPPED IN REFRIGERATOR EATS OWN FOOT"

 

[Ted Lange as your Bartender]

I’m a locksmith.  And I’m a locksmith.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

At least I have a husband.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

 

[Mr. Mojo]

When Kramer hears about this, the ####'s gonna hit the fan!

 

[McBokonon]

Doctor Flamond: You see, a year ago, I was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinization process so revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt from over 500 million gallons of seawater a day. Do you realize what that could mean to the starving nations of the earth? 

Nick Rivers: Wow. They'd have enough salt to last forever.

 

[rockaction]

"There is only one river. There is only one sea. If flows through you. And it flows through me..." 

 

[DaVinci]

I say … let ‘em crash.

 

[kevzilla]

"I'll take Ham on five,  hold the Mayo."

 

[D-Day]

No, I'll never get over Macho Grande

 

[Gatorman]

It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts...

 

[zamboni]

Nun’s Life

 

[Jayrod]

The tower?!?  Rapunzel, Rapunzel!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.