The Duff Man
Footballguy
Pats Fan: Pats are gonna cream Denver this week.Rational Human Being: It should be a good game. Denver has a good shot to pull out a win though.Pats Fan: No way! The Pats are riding a playoff winning streak!Rational Human Being: Well they never had to go on the road in the Divisional round against a team that was coming off a bye and finished better than them in the regular season.Pats Fan: PFFT. The season doesn't matter, it is how they have played the last few weeks that counts!Rational Human Being: The Pats didn't look that good against a horrible Jax team at home last week. They made lots of mistakes and it was only 7-3 at halftime. Some brutal tackling on Watson's TD and a missed FG helped run up the score but the Pats should have manhandled that team throughout. Pats Fan: They'll elevate their game when they need to.Rational Human Being: What makes you say that? In all of their previous playoff runs they have been pretty consistantly dominating throughout. That wasn't the same team we saw last week.Pats Fan: Brady will find a way. He always does. Or Plummer will screw it up.Rational Human Being: Actually Brady was pretty average on the road this year. He had 12 TDs and 12 INTs with an 83.6 rating, nothing spectacular. And Plummer played pretty well at home, 9 TDs and only 2 INTs with a 96.3 rating.Pats Fan: Well the Pats have a better coach. Rational Human Being: I agree he is better than Shannahan, although I'm not sure the difference is so great that it is going to play a big factor in a NE victory.Pats Fan (starting to froth at the mouth): We are going to win three straight Superbowl victories. No one has ever done that. (edited, thx for the correction godsbrother)Rational Human Being: Uhh.........yes..........I am aware of that, but how exactly does that help you win this week?Pats Fan (convulsing, eyes rolling back in head): I AM WEARING MY LUCKY BRADY JERSEY! GO PATS GO! WE GET NO RESPECT! I LOVE YOU TOM BRADDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (Pats fan goes running off and drops wallet. Rational Human Being picks up wallet and opens it to find picture of Tom Brady with giant heart drawn around him.)
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