Adios Most Interesting Man in the World (1 Viewer)

[zed2283]

There's a whole 'nother thread that explains. Basically marketing idiots wanted someone younger to appeal to Millenials because the original guy was "too old." ####### Millenials.

Like a stupid ####ing Millenial would recognize or appreciate anything interesting or adventurous if it bit them in the ###.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

should be this guy

I think he kept his cigarette in his mouth too - 

 

[The General]

I think he kept his cigarette in his mouth too - 

Yup. Ultimate badass move.

 

[dickey moe]

Yup. Ultimate badass move.

I like how the culprit pulls his scooter over himself like a shield.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I think they should try the guy who jumps off the platform and dives 30 feet below into the pool and it looks quite real. I love the way he just non chalantly walks up and the music Apple uses is spectacular. I don't know the name of the piece but you have heard it before, it's wonderful.

That is now the most interesting man in the world. Imagine what else he can do.

 

[zed2283]

I think they should try the guy who jumps off the platform and dives 30 feet below into the pool and it looks quite real. I love the way he just non chalantly walks up and the music Apple uses is spectacular. I don't know the name of the piece but you have heard it before, it's wonderful.

That is now the most interesting man in the world. Imagine what else he can do.

I was just going to post this.

 

[McGarnicle]

I think they should try the guy who jumps off the platform and dives 30 feet below into the pool and it looks quite real. I love the way he just non chalantly walks up and the music Apple uses is spectacular. I don't know the name of the piece but you have heard it before, it's wonderful.

That is now the most interesting man in the world. Imagine what else he can do.

Ummmmmm  

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Ummmmmm  

I bet he can still grab tail at the bar. He doesn't just dive, he turns a belly flop into a diving work of art.

 

[Christo]

I think they should try the guy who jumps off the platform and dives 30 feet below into the pool and it looks quite real. I love the way he just non chalantly walks up and the music Apple uses is spectacular. I don't know the name of the piece but you have heard it before, it's wonderful.

That is now the most interesting man in the world. Imagine what else he can do.

Nothing. He's dead. But I agree. Were he still around, he'd be a good candidate. Enzo Maiorca was a free diver and the inspiration for the film The Big Blue.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Nothing. He's dead. But I agree. Were he still around, he'd be a good candidate. Enzo Maiorca was a free diver and the inspiration for the film The Big Blue.

Really? I gotta look that up, thanks.

 

[NotSmart]

Like a stupid ####ing Millenial would recognize or appreciate anything interesting or adventurous if it bit them in the ###.

To be fair, they probably are dumb enough to like Corona though.

 

[Rick James]

This whole campaign started as a ripoff of those "chuck Norris facts"

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

I knew someone would have this thread fired up...just awful what they did. They inserted a Geek with a big schnoz...wtbleep?!

An incredibly enormous ugly nose

 

[xulf]

Does equis amber is my go-to at my favorite Mexican place.  But this new dude sucks.