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Advice on getting off speeding tickets from COPS? (1 Viewer)

This hot chick I know got pulled over and the cop asked "Do you know how fast you were going?". The hottie whipped out her bewb and said "This fast enough for you?". Then they porked in the back seat. It was awesome.

 
Brony said:
This hot chick I know got pulled over and the cop asked "Do you know how fast you were going?". The hottie whipped out her bewb and said "This fast enough for you?". Then they porked in the back seat. It was awesome.
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then did they get some ice cream?

 
Just got pulled over here in Copenhagen this morning. I admitted to no wrongdoing although I did acknowledge that I may have been going a bit fast. I got off with a warning. Thanks FBG! :thanks: :) :drive:

 
One time I told the cop that my ice cream was melting and i needed to get home. After I got home my ice cream was melted so I put it in the freezer.

 
Arizona Ron said:
AhrnCityPahnder said:
1. Be White

2. Pull over immediately

3. If it's at night and weather permits, open all your windows and turn on your dome light.

4. Turn your radio off. Turn your car off. Put your keys on your dashboard.

5. Hands at 10 and 2 on the steering wheel as cop approaches, and don't dig around in your car before s/he gets there.

6. Be very cordial.

7. "sir/maam" with every answer you give.

8. Announce every move you're going to make ("I need to reach to my glove box to get my insurance card", etc).
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keyless ignition down?
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No. It's more of a gesture to the cop than anything else. It's not like even with a key-ignition putting your keys up there stops you from grabbing them and driving off.

Just non-verbally telling the cop that you're doing everything you can to cooperate and put him at ease. If the goal here is to avoid a ticket, I'd say it's worth a shot.

 
If you're in a car driving with your kids, tell them to be loud and/or cry. When the cop comes to your window give him a really stressed look. Works like gold. ;-)

 
Every man/woman should arm themselves with a solid "serving abroad" story in the Military.

Find them all over the internet, get comfortable with the fine details.

What cop is going to ticket a veteran?

 
Once got popped going about 17 over or so... did the usual (hands at 10-2, vehicle off, very respectful) and the officer dropped the ticket to 5 over, saying all I had to do was go downtown to court and anything 5 or less over will simply be dismissed. Cool.

On the way down to court I was running late. Got popped again for 62 in a 40. Cop asked If I knew why he pulled me over. I grabbed the first ticket off my seat next to me and said "to give me another one of these?" Cop was stunned and asked "Son, is this your second ticket already today?!" (it was 7:40am). Told him this was from a couple weeks ago and cop knocked it down to 5 over and could just show up to have it dismissed. He laughed and said he'd do the same for this one, but to slow down.

So I got a ticket on the way to court for a ticket. But both were dismissed completely free (no court costs or anything) aside from the minor inconvenience of having to drop in at the courthouse for 20 mins.

If your area is the same, if the officer is dead set on no warning, politely ask if he'd be willing to knock it down to 5 over. He still gets the ticket on his quota (if they are a department that is quota-driven) and you're somewhat inconvenienced, but it won't cost you anything and won't go on your record (for insurance purposes).

 
Move to Canada.

On a 6 hour drive to my cottage Id be shocked if I saw more than 1-2 OPP on the highway for an entire drive. That's driving through Niagara, Hamilton, Toronto etc.

Major focus here is on DUI

 
Arizona Ron said:
AhrnCityPahnder said:
1. Be White

2. Pull over immediately

3. If it's at night and weather permits, open all your windows and turn on your dome light.

4. Turn your radio off. Turn your car off. Put your keys on your dashboard.

5. Hands at 10 and 2 on the steering wheel as cop approaches, and don't dig around in your car before s/he gets there.

6. Be very cordial.

7. "sir/maam" with every answer you give.

8. Announce every move you're going to make ("I need to reach to my glove box to get my insurance card", etc).
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keyless ignition down?
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not all of us have three racks to coyly loan the officer.

 
Soulfly3 said:
Every man/woman should arm themselves with a solid "serving abroad" story in the Military.

Find them all over the internet, get comfortable with the fine details.

What cop is going to ticket a veteran?
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FYI in many states now impersonating a veteran is a serious offense. I'd not pull this card unless its true.

 
Got pulled over on Wednesday with four of us in the car on the way to a movie. There were a few cars near me and when I saw the patrol I pushed cancel on the cruise and drifted past him at 6 mph over, varying my speed thereafter. No brake tap. He turned around and followed me for a bit then pulled me over near town. 

He asked if I knew how fast I was going and I said no. License and insurance card, done. Told him we were going to Zootopia. 

Gave me a warning that said I was speeding but he never said what he clocked me at. I was doing 78 in a 65, my usual speed.

No gun play. No disrespect. No "Am I being detained?" No "Don't taze me bro!" No vehicle search. No stress. Was able to show the kids how it's done. Just 3-4 minutes of my time. 

He ended with, "Make sure you watch your speed, the roads may freeze up later." Ok. Made the movie no problem. 

 
One time I was at Dairy Queen (yuck I know!) and was getting a Chocolate Brownie Blizzard and a cop came into the store and pulled me over and asked if I thought is was "too chocolatey" because he doesn't like it when there "too much chocolate". I don't even know what that means!

 
I've gotten a few warnings by just asking. 

"Is there any way I can please just get a warning ? I really can't afford a ticket right now"

:shrug:

 
Annyong said:
One time I was at Dairy Queen (yuck I know!) and was getting a Chocolate Brownie Blizzard and a cop came into the store and pulled me over and asked if I thought is was "too chocolatey" because he doesn't like it when there "too much chocolate". I don't even know what that means!
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Clearly he was hitting on you.

 
gianmarco said:
On a stranger note, you posted this in a thread about cops and speeding tickets.
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It was about a ticket and getting off.  2 out of 4 keywords is pretty damn good. :shrug:   

Did not really want to use the search function or start a new thread.  

 
jon_mx said:
It was about a ticket and getting off.  2 out of 4 keywords is pretty damn good. :shrug:   

Did not really want to use the search function or start a new thread.  
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Just post it in the yoga pants thread. You can hit 1 out of 4 keywords (getting off) and call it a day.

 
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