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Air Travel Pet Peeves (1 Viewer)

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As mentioned in the movie theater thread, I almost never get annoyed during the movie-going experience. By way of comparison, I am pretty much constantly annoyed during the air travel experience. Not sure why that is. This was a list of my pet peeves from back in 2008 (in no particular order). I've updated to add a few more. Feel free to add your own.

1) Kids in the row ahead of you that turn around in their seat and stare at you over the seat back. (Tip: Do NOT play peekaboo with them, even for a second.)

2) People who board early because they have seats in the back, but put their luggage in the front overheads so they don't have to carry them all the way to the back (thus screwing the later boarders who are actually seated in the front).

3) People in the row behind you that have to pull on the back of your seat in order to haul themselves up out of their seat.

4) Similarly, people that have to use the seat backs as handholds as they walk down the aisle (even when there isn't a lick of turbulence).

5) People who bring smelly food onto the plane (tuna fish alert), particularly when it's an entire meal. (This is more an issue now than it was in 2008 now that airlines are charging for food.)

6) People who refuse to switch seats to allow couples or family members to sit next to one another, even when the move wouldn't result in any less desirable a seat (note: I've never had to ask anyone to switch, but have happily switched at the request of others).

7) People who brazenly violate the carry-on rules (all sorts of sub-categories with this one).

8) Parents who bring DVD players for their kids without headphones. (This is less an issue now than it was in 2008, but it did happen on my last flight.)

9) People at the back of the plane who try to haul ### up to the front after landing the second the seat belt light goes out.

New additions:

10) People who are completely inefficient at security, i.e., wait until they're right at the x-ray machine to start taking things out of their pockets don't have their ID out when they get up to the TSA podium, etc.

11) People that feel the need to use 27 bins to put through their items. Yes, the laptop goes in its own bin. You don't need three separate bins for your shoes, belt and jacket. Also, you don't need to use a bin for your friggin' suitcase.

12) People who show up late to the airport and then want to jump the lines at check-in or security so they can make their flight.

13) I know the rules have been relaxed, but people who refuse to follow the crew's directions regarding electronics. The person who has to be told three times to get off the phone call because the cabin doors are closed. I want to punch that guy.

Please feel free to disagree, or add your own. The carry-on issue alone has a number of sub-categories. We previously debated whether it is bad form to put a small carry-on in the overhead on a full flight. If that is your only carry-on, I say no, which is something that might make someone else's pet peeve list.

 
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If it takes 12 hours or less to drive I won't fly. And I will stretch that time a bit when necessary. Right now I would fly to the west coast but if it is on this side of the Mississippi I'll drive.

 
And one more:

14) People who pretend they don't know which boarding group they are in and try to board two groups early. We're on to you!

 
I've relaxed on most of mine, but one still drives me crazy; When you exit the plane, the stampede of people from the back who don't have the courtesy to let people in the front out. It isn't about people in the front being more important than people in the back, it's simply the lack of courtesy for acknowledging that someone else is trying to get off the plane too.

 
And one more:

14) People who pretend they don't know which boarding group they are in and try to board two groups early. We're on to you!
14a) Ticket checkers who don't call bull#### on them and let them through. Love watching these guys get booted from line.

 
Couples who book a window and aisle, then refuse to switch seats and talk over you during the flight. Should be legal to taser them.

 
I agree with many of these, and I've developed a passive aggressive way of deali9ng with the people who grab your seat either to get up or on the way by.

If I know it's going to happen (ie they got up and did it or I can see them leaning on everyone else's seat as they walk down the aisle), I will press my recline button as they approach so that my seat will recline from their pressure. I will then give them a dirty look and sometimes say, "Do you mind?" Small things to make flying somewhat tolerable.

 
Ive found the people who usually need to hold the seat in front of them to get up or move around are usually fat ####s

 
3) People in the row behind you that have to pull on the back of your seat in order to haul themselves up out of their seat.

4) Similarly, people that have to use the seat backs as handholds as they walk down the aisle (even when there isn't a lick of turbulence).
These are the two that get me the most. Also the ones who punch the touchscreens on the in-flight entertainment screen so hard that they jostle your seat every time.

 
I agree with many of these, and I've developed a passive aggressive way of deali9ng with the people who grab your seat either to get up or on the way by.

If I know it's going to happen (ie they got up and did it or I can see them leaning on everyone else's seat as they walk down the aisle), I will press my recline button as they approach so that my seat will recline from their pressure. I will then give them a dirty look and sometimes say, "Do you mind?" Small things to make flying somewhat tolerable.
A form of Lebroning. I like it.

 
#7 really pisses me off. Especially when I'm forced to gate check my small carry on bag because of all the tools with mutiple pieces of luggage they are dragging on to the flight.

 
I've relaxed on most of mine, but one still drives me crazy; When you exit the plane, the stampede of people from the back who don't have the courtesy to let people in the front out. It isn't about people in the front being more important than people in the back, it's simply the lack of courtesy for acknowledging that someone else is trying to get off the plane too.
If I see someone rushing up front, I will place a bag in the ailse to block them.

I remember one flight where our gate was occupied and so we had to wait for the plane to clear. I was near the back on a full flight, and a guy sitting across the aisle from me was going nuts--screaming about needing to get out and letting everyone know how important he was. #######

 
Couples who book a window and aisle, then refuse to switch seats and talk over you during the flight. Should be legal to taser them.
Thankfully I've never experienced this one. Did you get jail time following the assault charge?
This has happened more than once. First time was on a return flight from Hawaii. I thought they were joking when they wouldn't switch. After 45 minutes I asked a flight attendant to move. She said she's seeing this happen more frequently.

 
Easy solution to #2 is simply to take their bag out and put it on the floor and put yours away. It's extra awesome when it then gets "planeside checked".

 
All 14 of the ones you listed start with "People," or some version of it...So in general, my biggest Air Travel Pet Peeve is "Other People."

I tried to get around this a few years ago by getting my private pilot's license, then I met my wife who isn't a fan of small planes,and I haven't really flown much since. :wall:

Flying when you fly yourself is more relaxing and enjoyable than driving or flying commercially, and it's not even close.

 
Fat people.

Was flying out of Orlando by myself last year. I usually try to get an aisle seat but booked late and was near the rear on a window. As the plane was filling there were not many seats open other than the 2 next to me. I see these two short squatty 300lbers a man and a woman lumbering toward the back with bags of fast food and am thinking "Please no" Of course the man plops in the middle seat right next to me and the woman takes the aisle. As we are waiting the man and wife both pull out a Double Whopper, fries and giant Cokes. Slopping it down and already are invading my space so I had to pull back more against the window. Both are sweating like they are in a sauna.

I am 6-1 210 so already feel cramped before they sat down, when I looked at them halfway into my seat area and blocking everything I felt I had no escape route and almost had a panic attack before takeoff.

I kindly asked if they would like the window seat and was rebuffed right away. It was the worst flight of my life and took everything I had to keep myself composed

 
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3) People in the row behind you that have to pull on the back of your seat in order to haul themselves up out of their seat.

4) Similarly, people that have to use the seat backs as handholds as they walk down the aisle (even when there isn't a lick of turbulence).
These are the two that get me the most. Also the ones who punch the touchscreens on the in-flight entertainment screen so hard that they jostle your seat every time.
Nearly had it out with a lady on our flight to Ireland for this...she's whacking the back of the seat touchscreen constantly. I asked her to stop, and she said, "I can't get the movie to start." As if pushing harder would help...

 
It doesn't happen often, but people will sometimes shove their stuff under their seat--in the area for my feet. I've had a few discussions about their space vs my space on this one.

One time, someone sitting across the aisle had something under the seat in front of me by the time I got on the plane. No one owned up so I placed it in the aisle and the FA asked about the unclaimed bag. The owner quickly owned up and complained they couldn't fit it under the seat in front of them because of their feet. :lol: #######

 
Couples who book a window and aisle, then refuse to switch seats and talk over you during the flight. Should be legal to taser them.
Thankfully I've never experienced this one. Did you get jail time following the assault charge?
This has happened more than once. First time was on a return flight from Hawaii. I thought they were joking when they wouldn't switch. After 45 minutes I asked a flight attendant to move. She said she's seeing this happen more frequently.
I do this but always switch my wife to the middle from the window. Can't imagine not switching. Obviously, it's done with the hope that the middle seat will remain free.

 
And one more:

14) People who pretend they don't know which boarding group they are in and try to board two groups early. We're on to you!
14a) Ticket checkers who don't call bull#### on them and let them through. Love watching these guys get booted from line.
:goodposting:

Almost as good as seeing "that car" when there's a line of traffic at a one-lane exit ramp that flies through on the shoulder, leaving you thinking sitting there in the traffic "$*#( you pal!" Then getting the satisfaction of seeing the police lights whiz behind said car in the shoulder 30 seconds later.

 
Couples who book a window and aisle, then refuse to switch seats and talk over you during the flight. Should be legal to taser them.
Thankfully I've never experienced this one. Did you get jail time following the assault charge?
This has happened more than once. First time was on a return flight from Hawaii. I thought they were joking when they wouldn't switch. After 45 minutes I asked a flight attendant to move. She said she's seeing this happen more frequently.
The wife and I do this sometimes on flights we feel may be less crowded. Our logic is that we're more likely to have an empty seat near us if it's a middle. Empty seats are the only way either of us can sleep on planes. We of course will instantly switch with someone if the seat is taken. Not switching is a real **** move. Oh, and when we've been separated before, we've had singles refuse to give up their seat so we could sit together...even when they move forward, and in some cases from a middle to an aisle or something. People never cease to amaze me when flying. It's like all personal courtesy goes out the window.

 
Couples who book a window and aisle, then refuse to switch seats and talk over you during the flight. Should be legal to taser them.
Thankfully I've never experienced this one. Did you get jail time following the assault charge?
This has happened more than once. First time was on a return flight from Hawaii. I thought they were joking when they wouldn't switch. After 45 minutes I asked a flight attendant to move. She said she's seeing this happen more frequently.
I do this but always switch my wife to the middle from the window. Can't imagine not switching. Obviously, it's done with the hope that the middle seat will remain free.
Chet, do you fly commercial? Thought you would charter.

 
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Fat people.

Was flying out of Orlando by myself last year. I usually try to get an aisle seat but booked late and was near the rear on a window. As the plane was filling there were not many seats open other than the 2 next to me. I see these two short squatty 300lbers a man and a woman lumbering toward the back with bags of fast food and am thinking "Please no" Of course the man plops in the middle seat right next to me and the woman takes the aisle. As we are waiting the man and wife both pull out a Double Whopper, fries and giant Cokes. Slopping it down and already are invading my space so I had to pull back more against the window. Both are sweating like they are in a sauna.

I am 6-1 210 so already feel cramped before they sat down, when I looked at them halfway into my seat area and blocking everything I felt I had no escape route and almost had a panic attack before takeoff.

I kindly asked if they would like the window seat and was rebuffed right away. It was the worst flight of my life and took everything I had to keep myself composed
:lmao: :lmao:This visual is awesome. Did the fat guy have a moustache that he had to repeatedly clean during his feed so as to waft pit aroma your way?

 
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Couples who book a window and aisle, then refuse to switch seats and talk over you during the flight. Should be legal to taser them.
Seems like putting the full court press on the wife could take care of this pretty quickly. A little "accidental" bumping and touching of her would probably move it along even quicker.

 
Couples who book a window and aisle, then refuse to switch seats and talk over you during the flight. Should be legal to taser them.
Thankfully I've never experienced this one. Did you get jail time following the assault charge?
This has happened more than once. First time was on a return flight from Hawaii. I thought they were joking when they wouldn't switch. After 45 minutes I asked a flight attendant to move. She said she's seeing this happen more frequently.
I do this but always switch my wife to the middle from the window. Can't imagine not switching. Obviously, it's done with the hope that the middle seat will remain free.
Yeah, quit it. You're with your wife. Sit together.

 
I was flying from HK to Bali and reclined my seat. I was tired and was trying to sleep. The German ####### behind me started to intentionally jostle my seat every few minutes and when I asked him about it, he complained he didn't have enough room with my seat reclined. I told him to stop or I'd get the FA involved. I had to laugh when the guy stood up and was about 5'9". #######

 
The upside of people taking on too much carry on luggage is that I'm usually able to get my carry on (which is usually all I take, I travel light) checked for free so I can bypass the airlines stupid baggage fees.

 
Couples who book a window and aisle, then refuse to switch seats and talk over you during the flight. Should be legal to taser them.
Seems like putting the full court press on the wife could take care of this pretty quickly. A little "accidental" bumping and touching of her would probably move it along even quicker.
I've never had this happen but if it did, I'd get out a paper and block their view. I'd do everything in my power to thwart their communication.

GDB middle seats.

My friend fired his assistant after she stuck him in a middle on a flight from NY to LA. She'd been warned.

 
Fat people.

Was flying out of Orlando by myself last year. I usually try to get an aisle seat but booked late and was near the rear on a window. As the plane was filling there were not many seats open other than the 2 next to me. I see these two short squatty 300lbers a man and a woman lumbering toward the back with bags of fast food and am thinking "Please no" Of course the man plops in the middle seat right next to me and the woman takes the aisle. As we are waiting the man and wife both pull out a Double Whopper, fries and giant Cokes. Slopping it down and already are invading my space so I had to pull back more against the window. Both are sweating like they are in a sauna.

I am 6-1 210 so already feel cramped before they sat down, when I looked at them halfway into my seat area and blocking everything I felt I had no escape route and almost had a panic attack before takeoff.

I kindly asked if they would like the window seat and was rebuffed right away. It was the worst flight of my life and took everything I had to keep myself composed
:lmao: :lmao:This visual is awesome. Did the fat guy have a moustache that he had to repeatedly clean during his feed so as to waft pit aroma your way?
I am not kidding about the panic attack. Of course the plane was totally full so I could not switch seats. We were sitting for at least 15 minutes before starting to taxi. I kept thinking I can`t sit like this for 2 1/2 more hours. I almost got up and said "Let me off this ####### plane"

After takeoff I went to the bathroom even though I did not have to go. I sat in the stall for 5-10 minutes, then when I came out I talked to the FA in the back for another 5 minutes to delay going back to my seat.

 
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The upside of people taking on too much carry on luggage is that I'm usually able to get my carry on (which is usually all I take, I travel light) checked for free so I can bypass the airlines stupid baggage fees.
I'm not sure why that's an upside. I loathe having to wait for checked baggage.

 
Fat people.

Was flying out of Orlando by myself last year. I usually try to get an aisle seat but booked late and was near the rear on a window. As the plane was filling there were not many seats open other than the 2 next to me. I see these two short squatty 300lbers a man and a woman lumbering toward the back with bags of fast food and am thinking "Please no" Of course the man plops in the middle seat right next to me and the woman takes the aisle. As we are waiting the man and wife both pull out a Double Whopper, fries and giant Cokes. Slopping it down and already are invading my space so I had to pull back more against the window. Both are sweating like they are in a sauna.

I am 6-1 210 so already feel cramped before they sat down, when I looked at them halfway into my seat area and blocking everything I felt I had no escape route and almost had a panic attack before takeoff.

I kindly asked if they would like the window seat and was rebuffed right away. It was the worst flight of my life and took everything I had to keep myself composed
I was on a puddle jumper to Maine once, and in the 2-seat configuration was sandwiched between the window and an obese woman. Outside of the discomfort of avoiding her owerflowing flesh for about 2 hours (her moo-moo was doing me no favors in holding it back), she looks down at the pack of peanuts I have on my tray table while working on my laptop. She looks at me and goes, "Excuse me, are you going to eat those?" I without hesitation responded, "Yes," and went right back to my screen so as not to laugh. It took all will-power to not reply, "Do you really need them?"

Flying to Vegas next weekend, second time there. Can't wait...last time, no one on the return flight listened to any of the crew or pilot's instructions to not stand in the aisles and scream at each other vs. talking, to the point where the pilot and crew just gave up.

 
I only fly 2-3 times year, but it seems to me that many people are on their absolute worst behavior as soon as they enter the airport. It's like a Hobbesian state of nature sometimes. I agree with almost all the stuff you listed. (Kid-related issues don't bother me personally).

 
Can't stand when people bunch up at right behind the line when boarding has started, but before their group has been called, just so they will get in first for their group. It can be a pain to figure out whether they are actually in line or not.

Another is when I fall asleep, but the flight attendant wakes me up to ask if i want a drink.

Also, sitting next to people with BO.

 
The upside of people taking on too much carry on luggage is that I'm usually able to get my carry on (which is usually all I take, I travel light) checked for free so I can bypass the airlines stupid baggage fees.
I'm not sure why that's an upside. I loathe having to wait for checked baggage.
If you check it on the jetway they get it out to you as you deplane. No waiting at baggage claim.

 
As mentioned in the movie theater thread, I almost never get annoyed during the movie-going experience. By way of comparison, I am pretty much constantly annoyed during the air travel experience. Not sure why that is. This was a list of my pet peeves from back in 2008 (in no particular order). I've updated to add a few more. Feel free to add your own.

6) People who refuse to switch seats to allow couples or family members to sit next to one another, even when the move wouldn't result in any less desirable a seat (note: I've never had to ask anyone to switch, but have happily switched at the request of others).
I agree with nearly all of these, but #6 hits home - I was flying back from AZ to PA on a full flight after new years. My wife, 2 sons (1 was lap baby) and I were flying Southwest and boarded with the rest of the family boarders. We go to the very back of the plane where they is normally a row of 3 available. However, there were a bunch of people either in an aisle seat or at a window seat. I would say 5 rows of just 1 person in the window seat, and another 4 or so of 1 person just in an aisle seat. I ask a few people if they could move to a seat where there is an open aisle/window seat of one of those people , and got crickets. I was so pissed, one woman finally saw that we were a family that needed to sit together, and realized it wasnt a big deal to move to ANOTHER aisle seat that was adjacent to where we ultimately sat. I gave her a free drink ticket out of gratitude because the rest of the people were jag-a-loons.

People suck.

 
Can't stand when people bunch up at right behind the line when boarding has started, but before their group has been called, just so they will get in first for their group. It can be a pain to figure out whether they are actually in line or not.

Another is when I fall asleep, but the flight attendant wakes me up to ask if i want a drink.

Also, sitting next to people with BO.
Id be furious about this! I've never had a FA do this to me thank goodness.

 
As mentioned in the movie theater thread, I almost never get annoyed during the movie-going experience. By way of comparison, I am pretty much constantly annoyed during the air travel experience. Not sure why that is. This was a list of my pet peeves from back in 2008 (in no particular order). I've updated to add a few more. Feel free to add your own.

6) People who refuse to switch seats to allow couples or family members to sit next to one another, even when the move wouldn't result in any less desirable a seat (note: I've never had to ask anyone to switch, but have happily switched at the request of others).
I agree with nearly all of these, but #6 hits home - I was flying back from AZ to PA on a full flight after new years. My wife, 2 sons (1 was lap baby) and I were flying Southwest and boarded with the rest of the family boarders. We go to the very back of the plane where they is normally a row of 3 available. However, there were a bunch of people either in an aisle seat or at a window seat. I would say 5 rows of just 1 person in the window seat, and another 4 or so of 1 person just in an aisle seat. I ask a few people if they could move to a seat where there is an open aisle/window seat of one of those people , and got crickets. I was so pissed, one woman finally saw that we were a family that needed to sit together, and realized it wasnt a big deal to move to ANOTHER aisle seat that was adjacent to where we ultimately sat. I gave her a free drink ticket out of gratitude because the rest of the people were jag-a-loons.

People suck.
What typically happens in those situations is people play chicken. They hold out just long enough for someone else to cave.

 
I've relaxed on most of mine, but one still drives me crazy; When you exit the plane, the stampede of people from the back who don't have the courtesy to let people in the front out. It isn't about people in the front being more important than people in the back, it's simply the lack of courtesy for acknowledging that someone else is trying to get off the plane too.
If I see someone rushing up front, I will place a bag in the ailse to block them.

I remember one flight where our gate was occupied and so we had to wait for the plane to clear. I was near the back on a full flight, and a guy sitting across the aisle from me was going nuts--screaming about needing to get out and letting everyone know how important he was. #######
I celebrate any passive aggressive moves to annoy these ####ers.

 
Can't stand when people bunch up at right behind the line when boarding has started, but before their group has been called, just so they will get in first for their group. It can be a pain to figure out whether they are actually in line or not.

Another is when I fall asleep, but the flight attendant wakes me up to ask if i want a drink.

Also, sitting next to people with BO.
Re: BO

I aim my air at them and tell them it's right where I want it when they try to readjust.

 
I only fly 2-3 times year, but it seems to me that many people are on their absolute worst behavior as soon as they enter the airport. It's like a Hobbesian state of nature sometimes. I agree with almost all the stuff you listed. (Kid-related issues don't bother me personally).
This behavior covers coach to first class passengers.

I used to travel internationally for work, maybe 7-8 times a year round-trip. Company policy was flights 6+ hours out of the country get to fly business class. One time (around 2008-ish), I got bumped to first from Tokyo back to JFK on American. I'm really excited, never done this before. As we're getting ready to board, I saw some jack-hole boarding with his family just tear the counter clerk to shreds, yelling and screaming like a banshee that "presuming by the volume" American was allowing non-first class guests to board with first class. How dare they! I guess with first class customers, the airline personnel take it moreso than they would from coach/business customers because the counter clerk didn't even flinch. This guy deserved to have his #### handed to him, then arrested, I genuinely felt bad for the girl who had to deal with him. The family seemed to be completely un-phased/possibly entertained by Dad.

 
One time when my brother and I were kids, we were seated next to each other on the plane, but our mom was seated in the row in front of us. There was a single man seated in the same row as us, and he refused to switch with my mom so she could sit in the same row with us.

She just smiled and said, "OK".

My brother and I sure could be rambunctious at times...

 
I used to work with a guy who was the worst food smell offender on airplanes. Tops of the list was Wendys chili with onions in it. The entire plane smelled like what could best be described as hobo taint. He picked it up on the way to airport and waited until he got on the plane to eat it. That was brutal.

Worst recurring are the kid kicking the back to the seat and the work friends who are sitting rows apart but are boozing and insist on talking to each other periodically through the flight.

I dream of a world where we do away with middle seats altogether.

 
The upside of people taking on too much carry on luggage is that I'm usually able to get my carry on (which is usually all I take, I travel light) checked for free so I can bypass the airlines stupid baggage fees.
I'm not sure why that's an upside. I loathe having to wait for checked baggage.
If you check it on the jetway they get it out to you as you deplane. No waiting at baggage claim.
Bingo.
 

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