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All-time cereal draft (2 Viewers)

This Draft is dead to me....The best selling cereal of all time has fallen berhind the likes of Donutz and Waffle Crisp. Waffle Crisp? what is that, some sort of sick joke. I can only hope and pray Keerock continues his commitment to his High Flyin' All Sugar All the Time Offense and doesn't wuss out and take something ####ty like Grape nuts.

 
This Draft is dead to me....The best selling cereal of all time has fallen berhind the likes of Donutz and Waffle Crisp. Waffle Crisp? what is that, some sort of sick joke. I can only hope and pray Keerock continues his commitment to his High Flyin' All Sugar All the Time Offense and doesn't wuss out and take something ####ty like Grape nuts.
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Worst pick so far is Idiot Boxer with Rice Krispies at 2.2It's not even a cereal, it's a baking ingredient.He'd have been better off trading down.
You've got to be kidding!That's like saying saying LT is worth less because he's not a RB, he's a receiver. Of course I was asumming this was a point-per-snack league, which defintely boosts Rice Krispies value.Even still...you think Rice Krispies is worse than:TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp
 
Worst pick so far is Idiot Boxer with Rice Krispies at 2.2It's not even a cereal, it's a baking ingredient.He'd have been better off trading down.
You've got to be kidding!That's like saying saying LT is worth less because he's not a RB, he's a receiver. Of course I was asumming this was a point-per-snack league, which defintely boosts Rice Krispies value.Even still...you think Rice Krispies is worse than:TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp
If it's so great why did Kellogg's feel the need to come out with a Rice Krispies Treats cereal? I'll tell you why - because they realized that the sole reason they were still selling ANY of the original Rice Krispies was so people could heat them up on the stove with a bag of marshmallows.
 
The marshmellow cereals are all gonna look like reaches at the end of the year. A solid cereal doesn't need to play the gimmick game.

 
Worst pick so far is Idiot Boxer with Rice Krispies at 2.2It's not even a cereal, it's a baking ingredient.He'd have been better off trading down.
You've got to be kidding!That's like saying saying LT is worth less because he's not a RB, he's a receiver. Of course I was asumming this was a point-per-snack league, which defintely boosts Rice Krispies value.Even still...you think Rice Krispies is worse than:TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp
If it's so great why did Kellogg's feel the need to come out with a Rice Krispies Treats cereal? I'll tell you why - because they realized that the sole reason they were still selling ANY of the original Rice Krispies was so people could heat them up on the stove with a bag of marshmallows.
A true slash in this cereal league.Certainly the biggest trash talking player chosen thus far as well. I think puts up, and doesnt need to shut up (until it gets too soggy).Again I submit:TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp Rice Krispies will dominate! (at least over those weak ***s listed above)
 
Worst pick so far is Idiot Boxer with Rice Krispies at 2.2It's not even a cereal, it's a baking ingredient.He'd have been better off trading down.
You've got to be kidding!That's like saying saying LT is worth less because he's not a RB, he's a receiver. Of course I was asumming this was a point-per-snack league, which defintely boosts Rice Krispies value.Even still...you think Rice Krispies is worse than:TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp
If it's so great why did Kellogg's feel the need to come out with a Rice Krispies Treats cereal? I'll tell you why - because they realized that the sole reason they were still selling ANY of the original Rice Krispies was so people could heat them up on the stove with a bag of marshmallows.
A true slash in this cereal league.Certainly the biggest trash talking player chosen thus far as well. I think puts up, and doesnt need to shut up (until it gets too soggy).Again I submit:TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp Rice Krispies will dominate! (at least over those weak ***s listed above)
This just in, despite his obvious ties to Duke University, the Cereal Killers have hired Blue_Devil_31 to head up Public Relations for the organization.
 
Worst pick so far is Idiot Boxer with Rice Krispies at 2.2It's not even a cereal, it's a baking ingredient.He'd have been better off trading down.
You've got to be kidding!That's like saying saying LT is worth less because he's not a RB, he's a receiver. Of course I was asumming this was a point-per-snack league, which defintely boosts Rice Krispies value.Even still...you think Rice Krispies is worse than:TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp
If it's so great why did Kellogg's feel the need to come out with a Rice Krispies Treats cereal? I'll tell you why - because they realized that the sole reason they were still selling ANY of the original Rice Krispies was so people could heat them up on the stove with a bag of marshmallows.
A true slash in this cereal league.Certainly the biggest trash talking player chosen thus far as well. I think puts up, and doesnt need to shut up (until it gets too soggy).Again I submit:TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp Rice Krispies will dominate! (at least over those weak ***s listed above)
Waffle Crisp = Javon WalkerRice Krispies = Jerry Rice
 
TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp Rice Krispies will dominate! (at least over those weak ***s listed above)
Hope this guy isn't on the seeding committee, he obviously lacks anything even resembling tastebuds.
 
Worst pick so far is Idiot Boxer with Rice Krispies at 2.2It's not even a cereal, it's a baking ingredient.He'd have been better off trading down.
You've got to be kidding!That's like saying saying LT is worth less because he's not a RB, he's a receiver. Of course I was asumming this was a point-per-snack league, which defintely boosts Rice Krispies value.Even still...you think Rice Krispies is worse than:TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp
If it's so great why did Kellogg's feel the need to come out with a Rice Krispies Treats cereal? I'll tell you why - because they realized that the sole reason they were still selling ANY of the original Rice Krispies was so people could heat them up on the stove with a bag of marshmallows.
A true slash in this cereal league.Certainly the biggest trash talking player chosen thus far as well. I think puts up, and doesnt need to shut up (until it gets too soggy).Again I submit:TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp Rice Krispies will dominate! (at least over those weak ***s listed above)
This just in, despite his obvious ties to Duke University, the Cereal Killers have hired Blue_Devil_31 to head up Public Relations for the organization.
:rotflmao: clearly i was baited into overstating my case. however, rice krispies kicks those other crappy cereals asses! this the ALL TIME cereal draft people!still lol at Yo-mig's "so people could heat them up on the stove with a bag of marshmallows." comment. :P
 
ffweasel, on the clock.  Two picks.
He's gonna be away for a few hours, I volunteered to pick for him but haven't received approval.
I have two great picks ready....just give me the word..
Alright, I want to get out one more pick before I leave for awhile. I say if the weasel said it's ok, then go ahead and pick. JMO
ffweasel's picks:2.10 Wheaties3.1 Waffle Crisp
ffweasel:I made two picks for you, Wheaties and Waffle Crisp. I'm taking alot of criticism for the Waffle Crisp pick but don't listen to the hataaaaas.
 
TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp Rice Krispies will dominate!  (at least over those weak ***s listed above)
Hope this guy isn't on the seeding committee, he obviously lacks anything even resembling tastebuds.
agreed
oh, i'm on the committee.and anything chocolate or peanut butter flavored belongs in the candy draft, not the cereal draft.
 
TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp Rice Krispies will dominate!  (at least over those weak ***s listed above)
Hope this guy isn't on the seeding committee, he obviously lacks anything even resembling tastebuds.
agreed
oh, i'm on the committee.and anything chocolate or peanut butter flavored belongs in the candy draft, not the cereal draft.
Oh yeah......and Rice Krispies belongs in the raw sewage draft....
 
TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp Rice Krispies will dominate!  (at least over those weak ***s listed above)
Hope this guy isn't on the seeding committee, he obviously lacks anything even resembling tastebuds.
agreed
oh, i'm on the committee.and anything chocolate or peanut butter flavored belongs in the candy draft, not the cereal draft.
Oh yeah......and Rice Krispies belongs in the raw sewage draft....
Careful there, or Crackle will send out his boys to take care of you.
 
TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp Rice Krispies will dominate!  (at least over those weak ***s listed above)
Hope this guy isn't on the seeding committee, he obviously lacks anything even resembling tastebuds.
agreed
oh, i'm on the committee.and anything chocolate or peanut butter flavored belongs in the candy draft, not the cereal draft.
Oh yeah......and Rice Krispies belongs in the raw sewage draft....
Careful there, or Crackle will send out his boys to take care of you.
Oh....I'm shaking.......Snap and Pop really scare me....
 
since we're equating cereal with playersDonutz = jonathon carter, who?PB Capn Crunch = kevan barlow, dont believe the hypeCocoa Krispies = robert ferguson, servicable in real-life, fantasy deathCookie Crisp = eddie george, coulpe great years, way past prime nowWaffle Crisp = yatil green, what might have been, but never was

 
Fuller's ahead on my card with Fruity Pebbles and Apple Jacks. Looks like a good year to draft at the end.

 
Fuller's ahead on my card with Fruity Pebbles and Apple Jacks. Looks like a good year to draft at the end.
I should have found out what the judge's favorite cereal was before the draft.........Apple Jacks was never my thing, although I love Fruity Pebbles.Fruit Loops, Trix, and Count Chocula.........now that's some cereals for you.
 
Fuller's ahead on my card with Fruity Pebbles and Apple Jacks. Looks like a good year to draft at the end.
I should have found out what the judge's favorite cereal was before the draft.........Apple Jacks was never my thing, although I love Fruity Pebbles.Fruit Loops, Trix, and Count Chocula.........now that's some cereals for you.
If it ever get's back to me, I've got a beauty to set up a cereal trifecta. :yes:
 
3.4 Count Chocula
:thumbup: niiiice...was waiting on this one. chocolate milk AND marshmallows? third round steal. :popcorn:
This could start a Monster Cereal run...
apparently i'm in the minority with the chocaholics on this board, but this would rank 3rd amonst the monster cereals for me.
Man, you're a hard critic to please. Let me guess, you're name is Blue Devil and the monster cereal you like is....................
 
3.4 Count Chocula
:thumbup: niiiice...was waiting on this one. chocolate milk AND marshmallows? third round steal. :popcorn:
This could start a Monster Cereal run...
Thinking the same, but didn't want to influence the picks. There is one I have ranked slightly higher.Forgot to mention the added bonus of halloween tie-ins that occur each year to bring these 'back from the dead' at the local Target.
 
3.4 Count Chocula
:thumbup: niiiice...was waiting on this one. chocolate milk AND marshmallows? third round steal. :popcorn:
This could start a Monster Cereal run...
apparently i'm in the minority with the chocaholics on this board, but this would rank 3rd amonst the monster cereals for me.
Man, you're a hard critic to please. Let me guess, you're name is Blue Devil and the monster cereal you like is....................
that would be #2 amonst monsters for me.
 
TotalDonutzPB Capn CrunchCocoa KrispiesCookie CrispWaffle Crisp Rice Krispies will dominate!  (at least over those weak ***s listed above)
Hope this guy isn't on the seeding committee, he obviously lacks anything even resembling tastebuds.
If there is a seeding committe am I sooo in. Here is what I am ranking on. 1) Unabashed attitude. If you are going to be a sugar coated diabetic episode in a box, go all the way, chocolate marshmallows, artificial coloring and added sugar. High powered offensive players. exp (Lucky Charms)2) True classics- Stalwart performers for over a quarter of a century. Not quite as sweet.Solid O line. exp (Honeycomb)3) Superstars- Big time players that have been inovative, popular, commercial sucesses and longlivedQuarterbacks and skill players. Can be played at any position. exp (Corn Flakes)4) Unique "The Bomb" cereals Cereals that may have been short lived niche market cereals and most defintely gimmick cereals, almost a certainty to be tied to a television show.Bad Cereals with bad attitudes High Powered Defensive payers exp (Donutz)5) Healthy crap- These cereal are guaranteed to clean your clock and your colon.most hot cereals and, pretty much anything bran that can stop a run.Solid D line exp (Raisin Bran) 6)Specialists- Cereals that don't fit into any catagory, cereals of historic signifigance that may or may not be around anymore and any Cereal from a Foreign country that kicks. Special Teamers. exp (none drafted as of yet) Thats my 2 cents anyway. I like Keeroks Offensive Firepower but Iwanna be a Cowboy may already have his big three offensive guns.
 
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ffweasel, on the clock.  Two picks.
He's gonna be away for a few hours, I volunteered to pick for him but haven't received approval.
I have two great picks ready....just give me the word..
Alright, I want to get out one more pick before I leave for awhile. I say if the weasel said it's ok, then go ahead and pick. JMO
ffweasel's picks:2.10 Wheaties3.1 Waffle Crisp
Were these picks approved?
 
ffweasel, on the clock.  Two picks.
He's gonna be away for a few hours, I volunteered to pick for him but haven't received approval.
I have two great picks ready....just give me the word..
Alright, I want to get out one more pick before I leave for awhile. I say if the weasel said it's ok, then go ahead and pick. JMO
ffweasel's picks:2.10 Wheaties3.1 Waffle Crisp
Were these picks approved?
I believe so, you're up slick
 

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