I am indeed switching to:
Ice Cream Cone Duke, you said you don't like putting bones in your mouth, how about ice cream cones? You better say yes or I'm going to start wondering what the hell you're putting in there!
hey cowboy,i felt the need to respond since i was called out like that. i do love ice cream, so you need not worry about what it is that i do eat. however, my gut reaction to your choice was "WTF is ice cream cones cereal?!?!" then i went to the link that culdeus provided.that little story cracked me up. you had me at "He used to constantly refer to me as “turkey face-head-lips”. "

the entertainment value greatly boosted my score of the selection.well done.